Okay, we all know that cats are retarded assholes and the people who worship and own them are degenerates

Okay, we all know that cats are retarded assholes and the people who worship and own them are degenerates.

Lets hear your stories why cat owners are retarded. I'll start

>Case A
Edgy satanist gothic cunt who is into middle ages and that kind of shit. only been in abusive relationships and stopped dating any decent guy she had after a few weeks. actual fucking nympho. dumb hippy who preaches fair trade and all the greenpeace shit but suddenly supports giant corporate bullshit if it benefits her. vegetarian. Lets her cat treat her like shit. unironically believes in pink tax and gender pay gap and rants about porn ads on illegal streaming websites

>Case B
Actual case of bulimia. drugs for breakfast. unreliable cunt who doesn't know what she wants in her life. similat as above: only long term relationships turned out to be abusive. also a feminist, however lowercase. straight outta 9gag, stuck on 2009's meme level and using it IRL. dyed hair. nice girl however, could be much more but sets all her personality aside to conform with her current peer group. sadly ends up being obnoxious. not a hardcore cat worshiper, but still

>Case C
Total psycho. preaches love and friendliness and acts like a ungrateful egomaniac. thinks misandry is the same as emancipation. "feminist" who has a pot and coke problem. flashes her body ever now and then which is kinda nice i guess. stopped dating me for now wanting to piss on her. ended up in the mental hospital for half a year or so. vegan. worships her cats like gods.

Cats are indicators for mental illnesses

tbqh I just have cats so that women don't think I'm the unfeeling psychopath that I am

forgot one


>Case D
eating disorder, but still chubby. claims to be anorectic. border(hard)line feminist. actual cat: if she is uncomfortable with something she just petrifies and looks at you like otherworldly emptiness. vegetarian who eats fish and fancies veganism (what?). broke up with her boyfriend for no apparent reason. part of a clique of girls who all except for few have problematic images of men in general. circle jerk of misandry. 20-30ish and already like frustrated women in their 40's.
cunt is unreflective and transfers the results of her own mistakes and incompetence to everyone else around her. sometimes a nice person but often a major cunt. probably daddy issues. worships her cats furiously.

What is this thread even?


>stop owning things I don't like

fuckn uhh hey guys blaming feminism for cats here

>stopped dating me for now wanting to piss on her
for "not" wanting to piss on her

Autism: The Thread

or cats for feminism

either or is a bit dim tbqh

are you case A, B or C?

I ones visited cat owning family, cat came up tried to'claim' me, came close to my leg, kicked the fucker rather hard, he ran off didnt come close again. Fuck beta muh cat lovers

overnight at a friends place after drinking. sleeping in same bed but no intercourse whatsoever. her fucking cat wakes me up by repeatedly scratching me fucking feet. fucking push the pussy down the bed. she wakes up and is mad at me. thefuck

>Cats are indicticive of mental illness
>dates only self-hating crazies

he never said he isn't a cat owner himself

No cuck like a dog cuck.

>yes beast I will pick up your massive wet shit in public if you'll only cling to me like a giant tard toddler and dote on my every move and make me feel a little more important

>dates only self-hating crazies
>dated only one of them

cats < dogs < bionicles
you salty fucking mental cat owner

>spends unnecessary time and way too much energy thinking about self-hating crazies in their free time then

muh mentally healthy

I only dated C, but you're kinda right. I kinda like self-hating craycrays. usually they're into kinky stuff.

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bruh I'm not even from tumblr or anything I just think OP is a bit of a sperg

>people like cats
>feminist crazies count as people
>OP: cats are feminist and crazy reeeeee

Literally the exact autism that stops babyboomer autists in denial vaccinating their offspring because petrussis and tetanus are still better than being OP.