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so who won legsit then

cocks itchy

How normal is it to just approach strangers to spark up a convo/ask her out?

Yes I'm fat and ugly.

I think I know what caused this now. Last week (wednesday, I believe) I had to show up to the military barracks due to the military enlistment (all male Brazilians need to go through an extremely bureaucratic proccess from the year they turn 18 years old to the year they turn 19 years old, even though as a rule they simply refuse those who say they don't want to serve in the military, such as myself). The line was huge and I think I've spent over 50 minutes with the bright 2pm sun staring at me. Don't even think I've used any sun cream that day, and it's been impossible to use sun cream ever since this sunday due to how much it burns.
Guess I really should just let my face rest for now.
Not the first time I hear this here tbqh

whats it called when you fantasise about cucking a guy whether hes on board or not

>How normal is it to just approach strangers to spark up a convo/ask her out?
weird

>Yes I'm fat and ugly.
extremely weird an creepy

Just tidied up my desk, think I'll just shitpost for the rest of the day, listen to a bit of music, maybe go to the toilets for a little wank.

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it's fascinating that there is actually a Muslim majority country in Europe (Albania) that no one ever talks about

how do you pay rent? I want this life

forgot the name of a porn site that i liked a few videos from

they aren't white so it doesn't matter

try williesinfannies.com

Fantasize about my gf cheating on me and then begging for me to not leave because she loves me.

Is this cuckoldry? I mean I'm against the actual act of cheating, I just like the idea of being wanted and having the power.

did someone say fanny

Bit ballsy but you can pull it off

You probably couldn't though

might be doing a poo, we shall have to see how this unfolds

you reckon if MI6 had a backdoor into WhatsApp then the westminster thing could have been averted?

I mean they've failed to squash riots that were organised on public facebook pages before

was it pornhub?

Probably just "cheating", though I would agree that this isn't descriptive enough and more specific terms for types of cuck porn are required going forward.

You're aroused by having power over a woman, it's not cuckoldry

done it on nights out quite a bit, never just randomly in public though

Had period sex for the first time yesterday

Wasn't any different to normal sex and there wasn't any blood on my willy afterwards. Just a tiny speck of blood on the sheets.

name just found it missax

why do you hate tom scott

>I can't explain
>the state that I'm in
>the state of my heart
>he was my best friend

hmmmm yes could someone please explain to me why exactly we're expected to hate england its history and its culture???

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because they're genuinely moderate

>M16 not being able to get through end to end encryption as of now

this is already pathetic enough, no need to risk our security so that M16 can flex it's incompetency easier

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HAHAHAHA PJW was LITERALLY correct

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All EU citizens in the UK should be worried. The UK government dare not grant them easy residency because they are needed as bargaining chips. At some stage in the negotiation the EU is going to say, “Pay us many billions, or British pensioners will be sent back from Europe and the UK will have to look after them”. The British may reply, “If you do that, all E.U. citizens in the UK will be sent back”. To which the EU will reply, “You do exactly that, we will be glad to trade three million workers for a million pensioners; your NHS and food production will not function without the EU citizens and you will have a million more old people to look after; and also the UK will have to split hundreds of thousands of families under the glare of TV lights. See how well that plays to the British electorate.”

The British Brexit negotiators will be quite capable of doing this to us.We should not be surprised when it happens.

hate the way he talks
hate how smug he is
hate how he's never even glanced at a fanny
hate him

>hate how he's never even glanced at a fanny
I think he has

brrrt

oh. was it yours?

>hmm yes be in power and have the backing of a rich old man
>hmmm yees were defo countah culcha

rasheed

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nah m8 it was your mums desu

>All EU citizens in the UK should be worried
good lol

need a fanny in my face lads

how do i achieve this and does it feel good?

defending the government to the death is the new punk
t. PJW

be yourself

no you're right juncker and clinton are the true #resistance

What happens next in this sorry English led debacle?

- Our country's weakness is exposed, without question, within rest EU, and internationally. Sorry proud Brexiteers, size and geography matter, a lot. 1 nation v 27 nations. 65m people v 440m people. Negotiations start when rest of EU decides. UK is supplicant in every way.

- When the rest of the EU does the very natural thing by staying united, insisting on rules and obligations be respected, no further special deals, the awful Brexiteers will twist and spin it, saying that 'the Europeans' have had it in for us, trying to punish us, and call for some Churchillian spirit! The red top press will go into overdrive, the people remain ignorant.

- The most relevant other country within the UK, Scotland, will rightly refuse to follow this English led disaster. The hard right Tories will spin they should focus on schools, etc, but not say the truth, that the disaster and con that is Brexit which they peddled has actually causes this constitutional mess

>Question was modified to ask if sharia should be the law of the land in muslim areas
Doesn't seem fair to compare Thailand with the rest here then.

finished the 2L bottle of cider and I'm barely tipsy

livid right now 2bh

mating, dating, or masturbating?

oh yeah it was my piss sorry for that

if you don't approach her, how will you know if she likes you or not?
getting rejected isn't the end of the world

centrism is the true counter culture
we have no media
we have no politicians
while the ((((((right))))))) are in power
and the left have the (((((((entertainment)))))))) industry

You got nowt else in to drink?

Also, are you sure it wasn't yank cider.

are you raving or behaving?

need to know this too

quite like the idea of scotland and norn ireland buggering off and a kingdom of england and wales prevailing

tinder

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all at once

rahaving

Dating is the patrician choice.

How would he know?

bit ironic that he tweeted this given he's desperately trying to be relevant still but literally no one cares what he has to say

hmmm yes ill just post these completely random tweets out of nowhere as though people give a shit hmmm yes

germans at it again

nope, and it was 5% crofters piss

feel like a wasted £2, I could have spent it on biscuits or something and instead I get this VERY faint buzz that'll be gone in the hour

you rpiss, crofters piss, it's all piss in the end 2bh

dang

just got back from the dentist lads

7 novacaine shots
3 cavities filled
hurt like a fucking bitch
had a panic attack during the ordeal
entire left side of my face is numb up to my ears
have to get surgery to get my wisdom teeth removed

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here's a random song

>ywn be classically handsome

need someone's cheeks around my willy

I've banged a girl off tinder once before and I@ve got a couple on the hook atm

will it feel good though? have mixed feelings about the idea of having a fanny in my face/gob

ayy lmao

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Richard Spencer looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before /brit/. Very very disrespectful.

idk I'm a virgin mate

i understand this reference

What does 'assault-style' mean?

Cos if they meant assault rifle I'm assuming they would just say that.

those arent nips, theyre mantits
i know because i have them and im lucky enough that people also think theyre just the nips but no im a fat fuck

>assault-style
fucking hell

"teenage", they had guns also

I saw that the getaway driver is getting charged with 3-counts of first degree murder because the deaths occurred during a so-called 'felony'.

We should have that law here.

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People forget what it was like before we joined the EU. I won't. I remember the day when I was in the middle of a 36-hour shift as a junior doctor when my wife rang me in tears because two plain-clothed coppers had turned up threatening to deport her because she didn't have the right stamp in her passport. She had to explain to our 2-yr-old twins, in Welsh, why she was crying. We sorted it out eventually, but my heart goes out to young couples facing these same anxieties.

right

well, I'll see how it goes and if she seems like a clean slag I guess I'll give munching her muff a try

avoiding triggering the /k/ autists who claim there's no such thing as an assault rifle (i think they think all weapons are defensive and only work on bad guys)

just had a lovely cum and now im knackered

Yanks are crazy

Probably just mean semi-automatic.

>that hair

fucking sort it out mate

Means just black and scary, most likely
Actual assault rifles are almost impossible to get in the US

*knocks him out*
are all fash runts this easy?

*walk into your house*

alreet lads jus' on me way to school like

is that weetabix? aw i love weetabix me

had one too, just a bit ago but it was mediocre

wanked off to a bitch dominating another bitch in a bath and she started stickng her feet in the other bitches yapper as I was getting close (not that I have a problem with that per se, I just prefer a shot including a pussy and a girl climaxing when I'm about to arrive myself).

"assault rifle" literally isn't any sort of technical definition. There was one point where they were literally deciding it case-by-case on what the rifles look like (scary looking ones are "assault rifles"). I guess they were just saying it because a lot of the readers wouldn't know what an ar-15 looked like

An assault rifle exists, but the main feature is that it is fully automatic or has a burst function. If it's just semi-automatic it isn't an assault rifle

It's not an assault rifle if it's not select fire

An assault rifle is a rifle which can switch between semi and fully automatic fire.
In the US machine guns need to be registered but the register was closed in the 80s, however existing ones could still be used and traded, they are therefore very expensive.

The AR-15 is a semi automatic rifle, as it looks just like the fully automatic one they call it an "assault style" rifle. Why they feel the need to say that, i dont know, anti-gun agenda probably.

>in welsh

howling

yank right wing vs Europe right wing