>The stuff I wish my father taught me when I was 13 >Most of you don't know this shit
LEYKIS 101 (General rules)
Treatment + Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off + Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues + Jab them = backhanded compliments, take the piss out of them + Drama. They are problem-based = They love fix-me-up-men, they love drama + Always be seeing multiple women = the more women you are seeing the more women want you + No gifts and No compliments = You want to lower their self-esteem + Money Money Money = Talk about money, flash money, be rich + Never change = women want to fix you but loose respect if you change
Except do fuck all coworkers. I was a waiter and slayed each chic worth stuffing there. Was a really positive experience.
Kevin Parker
>stupid shit you saw in pickup artist videos
Jack Russell
never get married. its more likely shell leave you take the children and bill you for life. never move in together. after awhile of living together she will count as technically married and can get half your shit +bill you for awhile.
Carter Brown
This is ridiculous. If you only want occasional sex then this list may work. If you view women as real people and want to have a successful longterm relationship with one, then you want to do the opposite of this list. Christ, this is so cringy.
Ethan Evans
From experience I can promise you, there's something biological about lack of pussy over a long time that twists your head. It makes you weird. Celibacy will ruin your entire life. You will lose friends, start behaving strangely and women will avoid you. It's happened to me and I've seen it happen to friends. If all else fails fuck a fat girl, it's like magic all that shot drops away and you'll return to normal.
Jaxson Miller
lol
What exactly do you disagree with here?
being a waiter isn't a real job. If you have a good job you don't want to jeopardize it over some dumb cunt
>successful longterm relationship cringe
enjoy that
Hunter Wood
>then this list may work right here is where you admitted you have no clue wat you're talking about
Wyatt Morales
TLDR
Asher Young
ways to guarantee you'll attract a fucking broken woman
Mason Adams
Truth.
Op, are you a virgin?
Gabriel Murphy
>having 15 fucking rules for interacting with the opposite gender
stay unlikeable
Ryan Diaz
>Well said nigga.
Said absolutely no-one ever.
Carter Bennett
no lol
you attract lots of different women like this, generally the hottest and dumbest
lol
Nicholas Morris
You are an idiot.
Austin Davis
>posing as an alpha on Sup Forums
Charles Cox
Explain how
Parker Phillips
lol
I'm not posing as an alpha
Lincoln Gray
I'm glad there are guys who groom themselves on how to target and exploit all the slags, sluts and ignorant bitches in the world.
It frees up all the worthwhile ones and makes me look even better.
Because there are those that do, undeniably. They are just not worth it.
Anthony Davis
There's great advice here you spergs. You better pay attention to OP instead of whining not understanding why you're losing the game.
Is right though. If you want a LTR and be a complete beta pussy you gotta do exactly the opposite. but the relatinoship will miss electricity. You're prolly a women so I'll end with >Don't ask a fish how to catch fish, ask a fisherman.
Lucas Davis
i'm aware of this phenomena, this doesn't answer my question tho
>not worth it. for what mate?
i want to get laid
you seem to want to get married
Asher Evans
>+ Ignore them = bitches love being ignored, they want that high from the attention, on off on off >+ Never reply on the weekend = unless it’s guaranteed pussy, dates on mon/tues The fuck is this? Highschool beta advice? I think you have never dated in the real world mate
Josiah Martinez
You seem to think this is the only way to get laid.
Luis Gomez
do you have more of her?
Cameron Thompson
The reason it doesn't answer your question is in fact the phenomena at work.
Summation: I could explain it. But your own ineptitude and mediocrity would not allow you to understand it.
Anthony Brooks
hah, i grew up on Leykis, buddy, nice to see another student.
another trick Leykis taught, this is kinda more specific, but, you go to the atm and find a trashed receipt with a really high balance and then when you meet a woman and give her your number, you write your number on the back of the receipt. Leykis was all about misdirection and lies to get pussy. even if you aren't rich, bullshit around a lot like you are.
i remember laughing at how bad the state of marriage must be for that shit to exist and be allowed on the airwaves. how bad is it that this shit actually works??? its pathetic.
Luke Barnes
lol no I don't at all! This is the easiest and best way.
Umhm
no
Ah I see, very clever. I did not see that coming.
Usually this gets a lot more positive feedback, weird.
Hey man hahaha it's biology at play.
Landon Butler
>Ah I see, very clever. I did not see that coming.
That's the point.
Charles Barnes
>found the beta orbiter
Oliver Peterson
>how bad is it that this shit actually works??? its pathetic. Lmao, it is. these days you don't have to be alpha to get laid. You just have to be not a beta. What a shitty deal for women, but I'm not complaining.
Charles Lewis
This might work if I went outside.
Noah Jackson
Just go on tinder and minimise your outside time that way.
Lincoln Moore
I would have to install bluestacks or some other shit as I don't own a phone.
Thomas Sullivan
>euros stopped reading there
Luke Diaz
Get to it beta boyy. Find a friend with a DSLR or you won't get any matches.
Charles Lee
This might work if I had a friend
William Brooks
Alright lol here's some questions for you then >Can somebody be under the Dunning–Kruger effect if they realize that they aren't not inherently better then anybody else and it's only with wealth and knowledge come "superiority" (which I would define as more efficient functioning) >What evidence do you have to suggest that I (op) has a low-ability for life? I know this is bait but I mean, feel free to break down the things I'm saying.
lol
alpha/beta, who gives a fuck, those words don't mean much to most people.
Levi Robinson
Will you accept Tom Leykis as your lord and savior?
Michael Thomas
>women >real people
Choose one.
Levi Jenkins
They may not be true adults but they are people.
Just get a DSLR yourself and use the timer setting, unless you don't have any money either. friends are more important than chicks tho
Carson Johnson
Don't have any money as I spend it all on various drugs. Can I just use the timer setting on the drugs instead of the DSLR?
Evan Wilson
You overestimate the validity and necessity of your paradigm to the point where it doesn't matter if the paradigm begins with the assertion that you need all the help you can get. But this inability to objectively self-analize has created an interesting paradox within you: you resort to schemes that imply you are lacking, but you are self assured in these schemes despite the fact they start out with the premise that you can't do things without them.
Bentley Gray
You could do that but you're gonna need a lot of drugs. Alternatively try to find people to do fun things with while on drugs, like urbex or outside campfires.
Juan Edwards
Went and did acid with some chicks a few months back and wandered around in an apartment complex. Then we made grilled cheese and onion sandwiches.
Nathan Baker
you know, when i was 21, i used to do this pickup artist shit too. but then i realized that it was only due to my own insecurities that i rely on psychological patterns to trick women into being attracted to me. i started working out, became self confident, healthy and good looking and suddenly my naturally nerdy charm actually seemed to attract the girls i was interested in. i stopped over-analyzing social situations and behaved like myself.
and you know what? i've got more girls (and love) this way than any other of my PUA friends who couldn't get over their own ego.
so please, if you want to go around with advices that are sometimes borderline rapey, don't expect any sympathy if you wake up one day and ask yourself why you can't find a girl that actually loves you for who you are.
Mason Davis
but did you eat her grilled cheese sandwich ?
Jordan White
Nah, we managed to make two. I then proceeded to catch the bus home the next day which took 8 hours.
Adrian Butler
OOooOooOOOooo he can use complex language, I'm super impressed. >I like you anyway, that was interesting thing to say. >You're calling the kettle black though :/ Are you just going to point out the grass is green or are you going to actually say something of substance?
lol no, he's a cool guy though
lol
So you stopped thinking. Cool. >PUA? I got friends who love me, who I value far more then then the whims of opinion of a chick
Camden Johnson
You'll get there user, you have it in you
Thomas Ortiz
I'd rather be thinking good than feeling good
Hudson Cox
i pity you for being unable to distinguish between platonic love for a friend and romantic love for a woman. you can have both, you know?
tell me, are you older than 25? because if not, you'll probably (or so i hope) snap out of this manipulative shit and become a decent human being again. someone who can look into the eyes of a girl and see more than lies, deceit and greed.
Chase Anderson
This doesn't prove you have to "be yourself" to get laid. it means you have to become the best version of yourself to become attractive. Usually as simple as starting to actually work out and work on your looks, if only just a bit.
Samuel Cook
maybe one day, when you grow up, you'll realize these two things aren't mutually exclusive but actually interdependent.
Brayden Watson
Have not gone outside for social purposes in almost a year, thanks.
Samuel White
> (You) >OOooOooOOOooo he can use complex language, I'm super impressed. >>I like you anyway, that was interesting thing to say. >>You're calling the kettle black though :/ >Are you just going to point out the grass is green or are you going to actually say something of substance?
Dunning- Kruger in full effect.
Nicholas Hernandez
i didn't try to prove anything. i'm just telling you that pickup artist tactics won't lead to sexual satisfaction. that can only be achieved by trust. sure, you can fuck different chicks every day and then go brag to your bros about it. but everyone in a healthy relationship will pity you and won't trade with you for anything in the world.
and as someone who tried both, i know what i prefer.
Alexander Campbell
Seconded.
Logan Murphy
I can't trust women as I can't shut off my gut feeling. I don't mind casual girlfriends looking around since I do the same. But whenever I felt girlfriends slipping away, and saw them doll themselves up like they used to for me, but instead knowing they did it to attract somebody new... Those moments really stick with you. I might not want a LTR but at least my life has a lot less drama now.
Jaxon Thomas
Holy shit... More?
Ian Price
>be rich Nigga u stupit
Christian Morgan
as someone who has been in 5 long term relationships (lasting 2 to 6 years), i can tell you that it's not the girls that are solely responsible for drama. it's the difference in cognitive abilities and the inflated ego when it comes to arguments. i've had drama in only a single one of my relationships, and i knew exactly why. after that, every single girl i dated was picked not by my level of attraction alone, but by the lessons learned from my experiences. girlfriend material is more than a hot ass and some matching hobbies or interests. it's about the deep understanding and connection you slowly build together, the trust to know that in the end, when everything else goes wrong, she will be there for you. and you will be there for her as well.
it's easy to simply reject the notion of all this. it requires hard work and sometimes, you'll have to be ready to give up your own selfish needs for somebody else. that doesn't mean you're a pussy, because if you chose the right girl, it will always come back.
anyway, good luck, i hope one day you'll find someone who sees the good in you and is willing to build something true and honest with you.
Kevin James
lol look man I'm willing to learn. You saying the same shit over and over again proves nothing except you're out of material.
>i pity you for being unable to distinguish between platonic love for a friend and romantic love for a woman. Who says I can't, who says I haven't.
Damn your perspective is so 1 dimensional.
>muh morals totally subjective
yeah but not always >jesus faggot you really are a big boy aye. Who's a big boy.
As somebody who's practiced tantra with girls I've love I'd like to say stfu and get off that pretentious shallow high horse.
aight
Logan Campbell
>when everything else goes wrong, she will be there for you. and you will be there for her as well. See, this is where you slip up. You will be there for her all the way expecting them to do the same. You couldn't imagine though how wrong you are about their end of the bargain. Talk to anyone who lost his job, lost a parents of had anything of real significance stir up their lives. When my mom was dying my gf left me. My brother's wife was acting like a pissy bitch throughout the whole process. Once the spotlight isn't on them for 5 minutes they get pissed and feel they deserve better. Their love is all but unconditional, take it for what it is.
Ian Peterson
>people actually think this works Pussy game is easy, try finding a meaningful relationship. White trash.
Sebastian Ward
>lol look man I'm willing to learn.
You are not, and furthermore I've argued previously you are seemingly not able.
Evan Martin
>Most of you don't know this shit >Proceeds to post literal shit. >Defends shit with shitty retort. >Flings shit in response. This whole thread is shitty.
Evan Fisher
>The endless goal to give your life meaning Enjoy man
Exactly there is no such thing as unconditional love.
You are being illogical. >Did you study philosophy?
Yeah I agree that's what love is, a collection of shared experiences that change who both of you are. Women are generally pretty shit when it come to being loyal.
Thanks for the bump
Ryder Hill
>You are being illogical. >>Did you study philosophy?
Full effect.
Carson Smith
You seem to assume that one is an idiot if they can not speak on your philosophical terms thus: >You overestimate the validity and necessity of your paradigm to the point where it doesn't matter if the paradigm begins with the assertion that you need all the help you can get. But this inability to objectively self-analize has created an interesting paradox within you: you resort to schemes that imply you are lacking, but you are self assured in these schemes despite the fact they start out with the premise that you can't do things without them.
You don't have to express your self as I do. But ill try the other way:
You fucking idiot.
You use schemes and tricks that depend on you believing you are not worthy or good enough for women. These schemes then inflate your ego by conditioning you to think that they don't choose you because of their own inherent flaws, and reinforce this notion by having you treat them as badly as possible while still trying to get laid.
The tricks pressupose you're a loser. They instill the notion within you that women don't pick you because you're a loser, but it's their own fault for being weak.
And then you pretend to brag about this "insight".
And I know this won't sink in.
Jack Young
You're impatient on top of all.
John Sullivan
Dude you took your fucking time writing that lol
>response in a sec
Jackson Harris
Not to mention in some states, she could actually pull the plug on your life support system, even if not married
Carter Rodriguez
If you play hard to get...you will get no pussy
Henry Kelly
>You assume what I assume. >vague statement Not at all!
>But ill try the other way: If you can not put your concept in layman's terms then it's an illustration you don't fully comprehend the concepts yourself.
>you are not worthy or good enough for women. Where the fuck did you get this from? There are tonnes of women who have loved me, I've chased by 10s. Like I can't be insecure about it due to the fact I have so much experience being adored.
>trying to get laid. >trying
>you're a loser subjective. And if I am I better realize it soon and change my ways. That's my perspective.
Dude you believe in your ideas way to much, it blinds you to the reality of the situation. This kind of backwards thinking is extremely common in philosophy students who invent their own dictionary to form concepts that don't fit in with reality.
Jonathan Green
>simply not true
Nicholas Bailey
Alternatively:
Just live your life, do your own thing, make money, and just fuck super hot escorts once a month or so.
Less time, effort, money, and energy in the long run.
Jace Powell
Tricks to get women, implies you are not sufficient.
Those "systems" are based upon an inability to get laid otherwise. To use them is to admit mediocrity
Joseph Gray
Pretty much, yeah.
>What exactly do you disagree with here?
Anyone who's ever been with more than one chick knows that they are likened to cats for a reason. There's an expression, 'its like herding cats.' There's the problem. If you think it's possible to write a manual on women you're inexperienced with them, and will probably remain so until you stop trying to make sense of chaos and just roll with it.
Ian Thompson
No shit sherlock. But if it didn't work people wouldn't resort to it either. To admit there is a problem is the first step towards improvement. also
>Implying you're not mediocre yourself
Ethan Brown
ikr, women are just not worth it in the long run
Xavier Cook
>hey that's pretty good It feels better when chicks fuck you for free imo tho
>lol that's all you've got There are degrees of efficiency obviously.
>mediocrity In what terms? In what sense? >subjective af
you loose this round. Learn from your mistakes, live long and prosper.
Noah Rogers
Yeah the world doesn't run on cause and effect, everything is subjective, science is magic. >enjoy your life
Tyler Williams
I don't need tricks or systems.
I'm glad you're so empowered by admitting to a problem.
>>lol that's all you've got >There are degrees of efficiency obviously. >>mediocrity >In what terms? In what sense? >>subjective af >you loose this round. Learn from your mistakes, live long and prosper.
Oh, in what terms. Those tricks work on the easiest catches to begin with. You areoccally sayin you need help getting women to sleep with you, apply yourself to the bottom of the barrel and then brag.
Some of us have loftier goals and higher standards for ourselves and the pussy we get.
James Diaz
>Some of us have loftier goals and higher standards for ourselves and the pussy we get. And those are? I myself can't cope without a good fucking now and then. Sex is rightfully so one of the most basic needs according to the pyramid of Maslow. So do you stay chaste? Or do you just not care all that much about bodily urges.
David Edwards
Still in full effect, btw.
You suffer from a cognitive inablity, I know no matter how it's spelled out, you won't see anything else.
Parker Watson
I mean yeah, but that's ultimately just egotism. And if you find a couple of escorts you really like and see them regularly, it feels pretty close to just having a fuckbuddy anyway.
Honestly, it's not for everyone, for some people half the fun is in the chase, but I find it works well for me. I get what I want, I get to have some fun, I'm not constantly thinking about women and sex, and I can relax and enjoy life. You really don't realize how much energy you're wasting on women literally all the time until you don't have to do it anymore. I'm like 1000% more chill since I started doing this.
Jayden Mitchell
Hahaha >god damn man Know when to admit you're full of shit
Do you even understand why you're doing what you're doing?
Do you even comprehend why you value having sex with the "best" women?
Landon Watson
more cheerleaders
Eli Bennett
Then fuck.
If you need those "systems" to get someone to have sex with you, you are admitting you are lacking.