Sup, i have a seriously problem with language, dont lought :) On the our anonim board - 2ch in Sup Forums board i see a thread with a strange text. OP say to us (I think it just a tolling) that sometime ago he accept a strange mail with this text:"Wi žyeme n swët visnineï ïjac Swët do Historiia. Swët, ntrectr wi sče vizie hladinowe, hilodinowe, neqwiles, zaboï, woïničewe, paranoia i vorogia. Wi premoge žyete ni swët, ntrectr historiia prewgohelete do ïowa lohičeny cčante. Tot moment premoge wstopte nu ïn hac dwie-tysenan qčantwören. Daei wstopte, ïant cčewihaniwanowen "nehonorny honorçin" from ÏNAS ne pradsçade wswlodete do holem swët. Umysličes: hone vsšelae byç wolodyïan do planet, le ne dohoene do toe če scinače ïuncliïarneïu bombin c païra stinenec millioneï clovenowe, na nečetny sclad panstwoninoweïanu to tascwa holse clovestwenowneï-nowestwo. Ïustnic sče, hone trebaïse wtvöreče honen ustaw en seholse Ïunivasč. Hone plane scriateče Ïarcosny, Colorneï Swët so pricladn Americen dröuma. Hone hnarireïe trebanowe tysenaen panowin žyehonme n normaln, linowy Europiwan ulaš. Hone hçe ïbiče wien swëtny, conomic i clturny Polës. Ç'wi ni Europien Siwilisaçiia ne. Wien daïs – balansče i hçerčiwutäžče, wien celle – sohlasowče ambiçan do Americançec. Wi dauže oçalice Ïunivasč ïus to ne uhowete pëtrec tooïn s Cčante do Historiia.
Wëllecoudarae c Wien Uzrac, Empirator Alexander I Wëlcowaslawscen Ustawnac, 4 Listounz, 2039." So i need a help with that thing. It`s just for lulz or what? Did u see that on ur board? Thx for asks.
Jackson Walker
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Elijah Carter
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Samuel Foster
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Owen Russell
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Aaron Green
Bump.
Cooper Hughes
Bump.
Jose Miller
looks samoyedic
t. mongol
Easton Kelly
Bump.
Evan Russell
Not Slavic?
Alexander Morales
Bump.
Camden Phillips
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Henry Barnes
UMP
Ethan Bailey
Hi I am American I can use google translate to find out what it says okay? You ready? Okay are you ready? Be sure you're ready, I want to make 100 PERCENT SURE? Okay so you're ready? You sure you're ready? Okay it says: DEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS! HAH GOTEM!
Gavin Gutierrez
Bump.
Levi Bell
pyccnn need help. Is serious.
Jayden Barnes
seems like a mix of polish, czech, ukrainian and maybe something more
Ethan Williams
Okay let's do some decrypting, first let's start with the first word: Wi žyeme which when typed into google heads us to a Sup Forums russian board. Interesting. Yes how interesting. It's some Russian made Sup Forums site. I've been on this site for years but I've never seen anything like this before, cause I don't browse B.
Adrian James
funny guys
Parker Anderson
nasosach
Thomas Reyes
No yuu.
Kevin Collins
Пpивeт мoй мaлыш Пpивeт мoй милый Пpивeт мoй pэгтaйм Oтпpaвь мнe пoцeлyй пo пpoвoдaм Дeткa, мoe cepдцe в oгнe Ecли вы oткaжeтe мнe Дopoгaя, ты пoтepял мeня Toгдa ты бyдeшь Ocтaлcя oдин O, дeткa, тeлeфoн И cкaжи мнe, чтo я Tвoй coбcтвeнный
Brandon Nelson
Maybe it's just another troll. Or are trying to troll us?
Adam Perry
No
Matthew Lee
Was ist das?
Grayson Williams
I don't know, hey Russian what anime do you watch? Do you like Berserk or JOJO?
Luke Davis
GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD
Juan Kelly
One Piece: Gold?
Jacob Anderson
I'm another one Russian and my favourite anime is Mekakucity Actors. Did you hear about it?
Xavier Nguyen
No not really, I'll check it up. Matter of fact I'll watch a short clip of it.
Joseph Campbell
Well, in (no more Soviet, but still) Russia anime watch you! Golden Age is best arc (fuck edgy kids), JoJo is gayest shit I've ever seen, but I kinda like it.
Liam Hill
Season 2 of JOJO made me like cock. So in Russia if anime watches me, does that mean my waifu watches me?
Henry Young
Well it does look like a troll copypasta. The bottom part looks like a letter/post signature.
>Wëllecoudarae c Wien Uzrac, Probably something that says "Regards" or other parting phrase at the end of a traditional post. >Empirator Alexander I Wëlcowaslawscen Ustawnac, "Emperor Alexander (the first) _______"??? The rest of it is probably the location or home or more titles of this """empirator"""??? >4 Listounz, 2039. Probably the date when it was sent or written. "The fourth of [month], year 2039"
Yea, it's another John Titor bullshit.
Jackson Robinson
Oh, I thought you're a Pole. You really need to change your damn flag.
Gavin Nguyen
What is Sup Forums? I heard this board for little pussies? Is it?
Grayson Carter
i may be an indochink but am not a subhuman polack!
Gavin Gutierrez
a chuj tobie w ryj pedale za take słowa
another user
Joshua Gomez
I recognize some of these words, but most of them are completely incomprehensible
>Colorneï Swët so pricladn Americen dröuma A colorful world as in American dream I guess?
Some of the words seem Slovenian/Lithuanian, but I have no idea what a combination like "qčantwören. Daei wstopte, ïant cčewihaniwanowen " would mean and where do the words originate from
Jacob Clark
>qčantwören Maybe it is "fourth"?
Also, there's another one mail from the "emperor". He sent an enigmatic list.
"ïa ty hon wi vy hone tot tamte hiï çan cdre če hsëš cdec ïjac, ïacon ne hol, holse wëllenoï nscalle malo, newëllec hine ïdin dwie tšiïe qčantyïe päči wëllecy douhy širocy polneï täžceï maly cratec tawty çenceï šnaï muž matte, mama teç, täçeïc swërre, šiwotenc riba ptač šën wš smiï, hide swiwal trewo lës duwina plod senma list rut cošč çwät trawae linac coža msëo crew cosč salo wiïaïčec rohow ohnost piëro"
What's this?
Christian Richardson
OK, OP in original thread posted a Swadesh list for this shit: ïa ty hon wi vy hone tot tamte hiï çan cdre če hsëš cdec ïjac, ïacon ne hol, holse wëllenoï nscalle malo, newëllec hine ïdin dwie tšiïe qčantyïe päči wëllecy douhy širocy polneï täžceï maly cratec tawty çenceï šnaï muž matte, mama teç, täçeïc swërre, šiwotenc riba ptač šën wš smiï, hide swiwal trewo lës duwina plod senma list rut cošč çwät trawae linac coža msëo crew cosč salo wiïaïčec rohow ohnost piëro
Isaac Lee
Hey, don't double me!
Lincoln Thompson
"ïa ty hon wi vy hone tot tamte
This part sounds like Polish "I/You/He/We/You" etc.
I'll try to translate whatever I can, give me a few minutes
>cčewihaniwanowen The specialist from the original thread thinks it means "bunch of people".
Eli Collins
Anyway, here are the ones I could guess. Some others seem like another Slavic language, but I have no idea which one
ïa - me (ja) ty - you (ty) hon - he (on) wi or vy - plural You (wy) hone - they (one) tot tamte - these (tamte) hiï çan cdre če hsëš cdec ïjac, ïacon - how/which (jak/jaką) ne - no (nie) hol, holse wëllenoï - a lot (wiele) nscalle malo, newëllec - a little (mało/niewiele) hine ïdin - one (jeden) dwie - two (dwa/dwie) tšiïe - three (trzy) qčantyïe - four I guess? päči - five (pięć) wëllecy douhy širocy polneï täžceï maly - small (mały) cratec tawty çenceï šnaï muž - husband/man (mąż) matte, mama - mother I guess teç, täçeïc swërre, šiwotenc riba - fish (ryba) ptač - bird (ptak) šën - dream/sleep? (sen) wš smiï, hide swiwal trewo - tree (drzewo) lës - forest (las) duwina plod senma list - letter/leaf (list/liść) rut cošč çwät - world? (świat) trawae - grass (trawa) linac coža msëo crew - blood (krew) cosč salo wiïaïčec rohow ohnost
Andrew Rodriguez
maybe cosč = cos (in Polish) or it's a false friend?
Camden Stewart
Maybe, but as the previous word could mean blood, I'd rather say cosč = bone (kość)
Chase Morgan
"World" is "swët", this word was in letter. Maybe çwät is "flower"? (compare to kwiat)
Daniel Cruz
It might make sense. See how the words are grouped into "categories" being pronouns, numerals, animals, plants etc. Still, some of the groups are rather a mystery (last four for example). Guess we'll need more Slavs to decipher them
Jeremiah Ross
>ïa - I >ty - you >hon - he >wi - we >vy - you >hone - they >tot - this >tamte - that >hiï - here >çan - there >cdre - who >če - what >hsëš - where >cdec - when >ïjac, ïacon - how >ne - not >hol, holse - all, whole (?) >wëllenoï - a lot >nscalle - a few (нecкoлькo) >malo, newëllec - a little >hine - another (inny) >ïdin - one >dwie - two >tšiïe - three >qčantyïe - four >päči - five >wëllecy - great >douhy - long (dlugi) >širocy - wide >polneï - thick >täžceï - heavy, hard >maly - small >cratec - short >tawty - narrow (?) >çenceï - thin (cienki) >šnaï - female >muž - male >matte, mama - mother >teç, täçeïc - father (ojciec) >swërre, šiwotenc - animal >riba - fish >ptač - bird >šën - maybe dog? >wš - louse (wesz) >smiï, hide - snake (had) >swiwal - worm >trewo - tree >lës - forest >duwina - stick (дyбинa) >plod - fruit >senma - seed >list - leave >rut - root >cošč >çwät - flower >trawae - grass >linac - rope (lina) >coža - skin >msëo - meat >crew - blood >cosč - bone >salo - lard (sadło) >wiïaïčec - egg (jajko) >rohow - horn >ohnost - tail >piëro - feather
Henry Martinez
>linac - rope (lina) Why have you remembered me... For what... *the scholar who has nice female classmate called Lina
Daniel Kelly
Houses wooden running onto
Jose Parker
Mate, if a word has ščž it doesn't necessarily mean it's lithuanian.
It looks like interslavic, but it's not, because I can't make any sense of it.
