Ive been meeting a girl and she is lovely, but I have a problem Sup Forums
>Yesterday I was sleeping with her at her place >She woke up in the middle of the night for taking a piss, I was awake >The bathroom is in the next room so you can hear everything >After the "water against water" sound I heard 3 big farts. Horrible and loud farts. >Then she came back and continued sleeping
I cant take those sounds out of my mind anymore. I see her completely different right now. What can I do? Does this ever happened to you?
Ha op. Had the same issues when I was aronud 16. That girl slept over but went to piss and it sounds like a literal horse pissing. Doesnt matter. We are all human beings if she is nioce and treating you nice, just forget it or remember it when doing the same so you remind yourself that you are nothing more but mere biological functions as is her.
Logan Bennett
Stop being a fag
Liam Cook
uh oh. sounds like you might have got yourself a pooper. you need to rig up a camera or something and make sure
Asher Brown
Get over it faggot. She's human. She probably thinks you're disgusting sometimes too.
Also post nudes
Wyatt Long
Is this for real? Girls fart dude. I think it's sexy when a girl farts with confidance. I think it's cute when they burp too.
Juan Gutierrez
Did you rimmed her?
Alexander Williams
plus, the only reason she had to rip ass all over the bathroom is because she thinks she has to hide it from you, cuz you're a huge faggot who can't handle the truth.
Owen Mitchell
>all these fartcucks saying its "natural" fucking degenerates. society is doomed.
Brandon Cooper
t. Beta male faggot
Dylan Taylor
user has a point. you should have buried your tongue in her sweaty fart box when she unloaded those groaners.
Bentley Cruz
Straight up bro, bitch shoulda held that shit in fucking disgusting pig bitch
Kayden Lopez
I was keeping my farts and then freeing them in silence, I dont think its confortable to make those sounds in front of someone you've just met.
Would you do it? First night with a girl and you spread your ass and start farting like a pig, wait then for a blowjob. Maybe your girls like that stuff but for me is totally disgusting
Gavin Wilson
cuck? in what way? do you know what cuck means? do you have a girlfriend to hear fart? do you need unraged b&?
Ryder White
lol you beta fag. we all do it
Anthony Thompson
ok pro boi "ILL DUMP HER LOL, LIKE I EVER HAD PUSSY IN MY LIFE" fucking neckbeard, kill urself
Brody Moore
Hey idiot, they are humans too, they fart too... Just forget about it, ignore it. This
Jackson Bell
god forbid someone fart in a bathroom
Blake Barnes
the top 40% of that is the clitoral hood, how's being a virgin working out for you?
Jonathan Kelly
My gf hasn't farted in front of me in 3 years, she has slipped some out while sleeping though.
I've only got to lick her ass once, and she liked it, but it's gross to her.
Parker Davis
fucking faggots would inhale the farts from a nasty farting whore because they can't get anything else which is why they fap to trannies and like cartoon porn. dump the bitch OP
Benjamin King
So what you're saying is she was trying to be considerate and discreet by not farting on your dick? Truly a disgusting animal. I'd dump her, OP.
Joseph Edwards
I think he's mostly talking about the Homer Simpson mouth, but yeah, he's probably never found a clit.
Henry Collins
lmao holy fuck next thing you'll be giving her a pass to start actually pooping
Henry Peterson
>Letting her fart in the bathroom >Not making her fart in your mouth Fucking amateur
Matthew Walker
Women are just as nasty as men if not more; they just hide it most of the time.
Now get over your dumb idealized image of her and post nudes.
Sebastian Long
next time she is sucking your balls push your belly, spread your ass and fart in her face for revenge
Evan Campbell
Fucking kek
Aaron Sullivan
>implying I didn't have to convince her to take a break from getting dicked to let me lick her asshole for my own enjoyment.
Henry Young
It's whatever fantasy you conjured up in your mind anyway because you're a neet
Ethan Jenkins
It's called getting use to the person you want to be with. If you can't handle that, you might as well give up and date a plastic doll.
Julian Johnson
Take a closer look, son.
You might even see a real one someday.
Parker Rogers
I never fart in front of gfs. Mine are loud and smell like I've eaten the shit from a rotting carcass. Can't even try to let rip in her bathroom in the dead of night for fear her female housemates might hear. End up with stomach aches sometimes. Or have to make sure she's definitely asleep and sneak some out a little at a time. It's just polite la.
Owen Parker
how does one go about seeing a real one?
Parker Sanchez
Ugh what's with this meme that girls fart/shit? It's simply not true. That's no woman, OP. That's a fucking man. That's a dude. With a penis. You're getting trolled you're gonna have to suck her dick in the near future and keep in mind that since he farts hardcore that her feminine penis is probably gross too.
Nathaniel Allen
>implying I'm not booking a vacation rental on the beach for us to fuck around in this weekend.
Jack Robinson
I use the couch as a muffler, sometimes the time window is small to rip that I piss a little from forcing so hard. Also the rip and flush technique works, just speak your ass so it gushes out and doesn't act like a subwoofer.
Hudson Evans
What's with this implying shit you faggot >implying the fuck out of here you spook
Matthew Davis
Lol wtf
Michael Long
Her pussy look like a piece of bacon
Austin White
>implying you shouldn't kill yourself because you're european or otherwise retarded.
Elijah Reed
Yes, something similar happened to me in my early-20s. I was dating marriage material. Coolest girl I've ever met.
Was tagging it from behind and I noticed a small brownish piece of toilet paper clinging to her butthole. Couldn't get it out of my head. Dumped her.
That was a mistake I'd live to regret.
Jose Hernandez
I'm Lebron James bro
Caleb Flores
And you never fart, or when you do it sounds like a famous orchestra and smells like roses?
Connor Lopez
Going to Grandma's for spring break?
Zachary Rodriguez
i like her face, looks innocent. you got sauce on this? thx
Lincoln Ortiz
>666 here comes the "should have had a tasty snack" posts
Carter Martin
>wut
Luis Sanchez
Found a massive steamer in the toilet when I was first dating my now ex-wife.
Should have ended it there.
Sebastian Sullivan
Satan!!!!!
Gavin Lee
Jesus ! !!!!!
Nathaniel Evans
Pretty fucked. I've had 666s more times than I've had regular dubs. This is like the fourth time this month.
Insert buttplug into her asshole so you never hear those sounds again.
John Roberts
Relax faggot. Girls fart. Getthelube.com
Nolan Martinez
Tell her to fart whenever she has to instead of farting earthquakes when she thinks you won't notice. Trust me
Robert Carter
NO FUCKING WAY WTF IS HAPPENING JESUS IS THAT YOU
Cooper Garcia
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Sebastian Price
this is now a trips thread
William Cruz
If there is a god, he is with us in this thread bois.
Adrian Hill
this is more interesting than whatever garbage this thread was abt. hi5
Benjamin Smith
1/10 troll
Cooper Cox
I dont fart in front my girl, I go to the bathroom, or wait till no one is around. Although I know its normal, everyone does it, and hers have slipped out at night, I still prefer to do it privately. I also dont burp in peoples faces. I just think it shows a lack of self control to make disgusting sounds and smells in front of others, when you can excuse yourself for like a second and get it done. That being said, I love to eat burritos. So sometimes, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom, lol.
Chase Flores
witnessed
Christopher Allen
...
Aaron Perry
so hot, please moar!
Asher Rogers
...
Ethan Harris
all shiny and chrome
Elijah Allen
What hell have I wrought?
Christopher Peterson
Grow the fuck up, OP.
It's a total non-issue. She'd be better off with a grownup.
Caleb Richardson
>GROANERS LMAO I found another word for fart today! I feel accomplished
Isaac Perez
lol
Ryan Cook
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Anthony Price
That's called being a complete virgin
You'll soon come to terms with the fact that she's a human being just like yourself
Connor Lee
I've never understood why someone should have to be comfortable with someone else's bodily function noises, viz., belches and farts, even if I'm married to them. Be a gentleman. Be a goddamned lady, for fuck's sake. My wife pisses like a goddamn horse and I can hear her over the TV far away in the living room. As a result, I haven't fucked her in over 32 years. That's what happens when you're rude, boys and girls -- you get no dick!
Easton Ramirez
>3 big farts that's when I knew you're lying. Girls don't fart, virgin.
Ian Peterson
This man is the truth
Juan Bennett
NEWSFLASH--------->>> This just in: Your fuck buddy is a human being with a functioning digestive system. Details at 11.
Owen Kelly
Cool story, Satan
Angel Nguyen
kek, funny story op.
Mason Phillips
>OP) # Quit being a faggot.
Evan Ramirez
Maybe cause you're a man child? I understand it being rude but she's not pissing on your face. If she's doing it in her own private space then that shouldn't be the problem. What's the point of getting married if you can't get over your adolescent ideology
Hunter Powell
If you can't handle a girl farting then you don't deserve a girlfriend. What an entitled piece of shit you are, OP.
Luke Hernandez
Read these posts and try not to laugh. Remembered why this board is awesome.
Jaxon Thomas
>>> > Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)10:33:59 No.728784281▶ > >how does one go about seeing a real one? what the fuck is going on?
Kayden Ortiz
Are you that much of pussy to think that girls don't do that constantly?
Jaxon Kelly
Congratulations OP, you are know officially entering the fart-phase of a relationship. It will be fun, you'll surprise each other with loud smelly farts and tease each other, fart into each others coffee etc. The fart phase is followed by the anal phase. You just fuck her in the ass all the time. Then you get married and have kids.
Thomas Watson
Thank you for reminding me why I can't leave this board
David Murphy
OP couldn't handle anal; a little shit on his dick and he'd be all flustered and confused.
Samuel Myers
Tell her to fart into a plastic bag and seal it. Maybe she can start a apocalypse-ready bagged fart stockpile.