Ive been meeting a girl and she is lovely, but I have a problem Sup Forums

Ive been meeting a girl and she is lovely, but I have a problem Sup Forums

>Yesterday I was sleeping with her at her place
>She woke up in the middle of the night for taking a piss, I was awake
>The bathroom is in the next room so you can hear everything
>After the "water against water" sound I heard 3 big farts. Horrible and loud farts.
>Then she came back and continued sleeping

I cant take those sounds out of my mind anymore. I see her completely different right now.
What can I do? Does this ever happened to you?

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That pussy is enormous

Ha op. Had the same issues when I was aronud 16. That girl slept over but went to piss and it sounds like a literal horse pissing. Doesnt matter. We are all human beings if she is nioce and treating you nice, just forget it or remember it when doing the same so you remind yourself that you are nothing more but mere biological functions as is her.

Stop being a fag

uh oh. sounds like you might have got yourself a pooper. you need to rig up a camera or something and make sure

Get over it faggot.
She's human. She probably thinks you're disgusting sometimes too.

Also post nudes

Is this for real? Girls fart dude. I think it's sexy when a girl farts with confidance. I think it's cute when they burp too.

Did you rimmed her?

plus, the only reason she had to rip ass all over the bathroom is because she thinks she has to hide it from you, cuz you're a huge faggot who can't handle the truth.

>all these fartcucks saying its "natural"
fucking degenerates. society is doomed.

t. Beta male faggot

user has a point. you should have buried your tongue in her sweaty fart box when she unloaded those groaners.

Straight up bro, bitch shoulda held that shit in fucking disgusting pig bitch

I was keeping my farts and then freeing them in silence, I dont think its confortable to make those sounds in front of someone you've just met.

Would you do it? First night with a girl and you spread your ass and start farting like a pig, wait then for a blowjob. Maybe your girls like that stuff but for me is totally disgusting

cuck? in what way? do you know what cuck means? do you have a girlfriend to hear fart? do you need unraged b&?

lol you beta fag. we all do it

ok pro boi "ILL DUMP HER LOL, LIKE I EVER HAD PUSSY IN MY LIFE"
fucking neckbeard, kill urself

Hey idiot, they are humans too, they fart too...
Just forget about it, ignore it.
This

god forbid someone fart in a bathroom

the top 40% of that is the clitoral hood, how's being a virgin working out for you?

My gf hasn't farted in front of me in 3 years, she has slipped some out while sleeping though.

I've only got to lick her ass once, and she liked it, but it's gross to her.

fucking faggots would inhale the farts from a nasty farting whore because they can't get anything else which is why they fap to trannies and like cartoon porn. dump the bitch OP

So what you're saying is she was trying to be considerate and discreet by not farting on your dick? Truly a disgusting animal. I'd dump her, OP.

I think he's mostly talking about the Homer Simpson mouth, but yeah, he's probably never found a clit.

lmao holy fuck next thing you'll be giving her a pass to start actually pooping

>Letting her fart in the bathroom
>Not making her fart in your mouth
Fucking amateur

Women are just as nasty as men if not more; they just hide it most of the time.

Now get over your dumb idealized image of her and post nudes.

next time she is sucking your balls push your belly, spread your ass and fart in her face for revenge

Fucking kek

>implying I didn't have to convince her to take a break from getting dicked to let me lick her asshole for my own enjoyment.

It's whatever fantasy you conjured up in your mind anyway because you're a neet

It's called getting use to the person you want to be with. If you can't handle that, you might as well give up and date a plastic doll.

Take a closer look, son.

You might even see a real one someday.

I never fart in front of gfs. Mine are loud and smell like I've eaten the shit from a rotting carcass. Can't even try to let rip in her bathroom in the dead of night for fear her female housemates might hear. End up with stomach aches sometimes. Or have to make sure she's definitely asleep and sneak some out a little at a time. It's just polite la.

how does one go about seeing a real one?

Ugh what's with this meme that girls fart/shit? It's simply not true. That's no woman, OP. That's a fucking man. That's a dude. With a penis. You're getting trolled you're gonna have to suck her dick in the near future and keep in mind that since he farts hardcore that her feminine penis is probably gross too.

>implying I'm not booking a vacation rental on the beach for us to fuck around in this weekend.

I use the couch as a muffler, sometimes the time window is small to rip that I piss a little from forcing so hard. Also the rip and flush technique works, just speak your ass so it gushes out and doesn't act like a subwoofer.

What's with this implying shit you faggot
>implying the fuck out of here you spook

Lol wtf

Her pussy look like a piece of bacon

>implying you shouldn't kill yourself because you're european or otherwise retarded.

Yes, something similar happened to me in my early-20s. I was dating marriage material. Coolest girl I've ever met.

Was tagging it from behind and I noticed a small brownish piece of toilet paper clinging to her butthole. Couldn't get it out of my head. Dumped her.

That was a mistake I'd live to regret.

I'm Lebron James bro

And you never fart, or when you do it sounds like a famous orchestra and smells like roses?

Going to Grandma's for spring break?

i like her face, looks innocent.
you got sauce on this? thx

>666
here comes the "should have had a tasty snack" posts

>wut

Found a massive steamer in the toilet when I was first dating my now ex-wife.

Should have ended it there.

Satan!!!!!

Jesus ! !!!!!

Pretty fucked. I've had 666s more times than I've had regular dubs. This is like the fourth time this month.

>implying girls don't fart

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another trips son

NO FUCKING WAY
>666
>777
>888

Stoopppppp

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

TRIPLE TRIPS

Insert buttplug into her asshole so you never hear those sounds again.

Relax faggot. Girls fart. Getthelube.com

Tell her to fart whenever she has to instead of farting earthquakes when she thinks you won't notice. Trust me

NO FUCKING WAY WTF IS HAPPENING JESUS IS THAT YOU

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this is now a trips thread

If there is a god, he is with us in this thread bois.

this is more interesting than whatever garbage this thread was abt. hi5

1/10 troll

I dont fart in front my girl, I go to the bathroom, or wait till no one is around.
Although I know its normal, everyone does it, and hers have slipped out at night, I still prefer to do it privately.
I also dont burp in peoples faces.
I just think it shows a lack of self control to make disgusting sounds and smells in front of others, when you can excuse yourself for like a second and get it done.
That being said, I love to eat burritos. So sometimes, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom, lol.

witnessed

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so hot, please moar!

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all shiny and chrome

What hell have I wrought?

Grow the fuck up, OP.

It's a total non-issue. She'd be better off with a grownup.

>GROANERS
LMAO I found another word for fart today! I feel accomplished

lol

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That's called being a complete virgin

You'll soon come to terms with the fact that she's a human being just like yourself

I've never understood why someone should have to be comfortable with someone else's bodily function noises, viz., belches and farts, even if I'm married to them. Be a gentleman. Be a goddamned lady, for fuck's sake. My wife pisses like a goddamn horse and I can hear her over the TV far away in the living room. As a result, I haven't fucked her in over 32 years. That's what happens when you're rude, boys and girls -- you get no dick!

>3 big farts
that's when I knew you're lying. Girls don't fart, virgin.

This man is the truth

NEWSFLASH--------->>> This just in: Your fuck buddy is a human being with a functioning digestive system. Details at 11.

Cool story, Satan

kek, funny story op.

>OP) #
Quit being a faggot.

Maybe cause you're a man child? I understand it being rude but she's not pissing on your face. If she's doing it in her own private space then that shouldn't be the problem. What's the point of getting married if you can't get over your adolescent ideology

If you can't handle a girl farting then you don't deserve a girlfriend. What an entitled piece of shit you are, OP.

Read these posts and try not to laugh. Remembered why this board is awesome.

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> Anonymous 04/11/17(Tue)10:33:59 No.728784281▶
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>how does one go about seeing a real one?
what the fuck is going on?

Are you that much of pussy to think that girls don't do that constantly?

Congratulations OP, you are know officially entering the fart-phase of a relationship. It will be fun, you'll surprise each other with loud smelly farts and tease each other, fart into each others coffee etc. The fart phase is followed by the anal phase. You just fuck her in the ass all the time. Then you get married and have kids.

Thank you for reminding me why I can't leave this board

OP couldn't handle anal; a little shit on his dick and he'd be all flustered and confused.

Tell her to fart into a plastic bag and seal it. Maybe she can start a apocalypse-ready bagged fart stockpile.

OP:
youtube.com/watch?v=VKcAYMb5uk4

That's why you tell her or him to prepare for the onslaught. Enemas are available at Walgreens, and if you're poor...well a bidet should work fine.

You're acting childish. She's a biological human. Get over it and stop acting like a 13 year old.

Get over it have you never broke wind before?