Ask an English teacher at a Japanese school anything

Ask an English teacher at a Japanese school anything.
Go!
>inb4 do you do anything sexual with them
no

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What is your average salary to living ratio?

How many times have you made this thread?

Why didn't you do anything sexual with "them."

Why aren't you a Japanese teacher at an English school instead?

Why does it take you so long to respond.
Religion?

Can you tell the difference between accents?

What's it like being an English teacher at a Japanese school?

would it be easy for an english teacher tp fuck students or do you need to look like ryan gosling to get girls thirsting after you

Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

how does it feel to be hated by 80% of the japanese population?

Can you into respond?

I live in Tokyo (but not as an English teacher).

What should I do to get a JK gf?

if you watch hentai, do you watch in in japanese version or the english version?

scooble come back to NBS, we miss you

Why are you a colossal faggot?

have you even been rewarded with panties?

Atheism.

Took you a while.
Why Atheism?

about 11

i make about 36k usd a year

get out of ur basement for once maybe youll find out

its nice, if you are decent at speaking english u can do it

Why don't you organise your responces into ONE POST RETARD
LURK MORE

but the 20% that love me are cute underage girls and boys, I'll muddle through somehow.

Nigger

Relax

Because I'd be surrounded by kawaiidesuanonsamakun weeb faggots who actually aren't interesed in learning Japanese. Besides, Japan...

Only marginally.

Students flirt all of the time, but I can't do anything as per the law.

Prove there is a god.

Pretty good. I'm glad they are as xenophobic as they are. It keeps Japan Japanese. I am a foreigner in their land, I have to conform and prove myself.

Jk?

Both

Haven't got any evidence a god exists. That simple.

>students flirt all the time
rate your appearance? how attractive you gotta beto get some schoolgirl pussy?

You don't know what JK is and you're teaching in Japan? Your Japanese must be really bad. Btw I'm also in Japan too. Why even make this thread?

Why haven't you gotten a real job already?
You goddamn English teacher trash pollute the gaijin community.

>Haven't got any evidence a god exists.
proofthatgodexists.org/
I mean it's as simple as using google.

>ITT op gets cucked by manlets in japan and becomes a cock-sucking weeb

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Why haven't you plowed any of them.

post porno
When did you learn English and what was your though process?

Have fairly European features, but with Jap girls, it really is about personality. Be confident, be descisive (that one is important, Japanese girls really can't stand a guy who can't make up his mind.) And be yourself, unless you're looking to fuck. And for the love of manhood, learn Japanese, because Japanese is full of nuance and context. Wouldn't know about schoolgirls though, as I prefer christmas cakes.

I legally have no idea what you're talking about.

Nice try, cuck.

Everyone there is over 18.

It's illegal.

English was my native language, well, one of them.

>Nice try, cuck.
I tried to have a meaningful conversation, I'm sorry, apparantly we just post memes here.

Why is it illegal to fuck your students if they're above 18?
I don't get it.

You tried to take the piss, so did I.

It is illegal to fuck your students, regardless of age.

Cut or uncut?
Spit or swallow?
Top or bottom?
Gay marriage?

But you can fuck other students?

What are you talking about? JK just means high school girl and literally everyone uses it, including the high school girls themselves (e.g. LJK, last JK). There's nothing illegal about it.

You smoking crack? Cause that'd be illegal here.

>And for the love of manhood, learn Japanese, because Japanese is full of nuance and context.
I'm really starting to think your Japanese is complete shit.

Should Steaven Fry be persecuted for pic related?
They're "married"

Cut, but wish I was uncut. Girls here find cut cocks weird.

Swallow. No contest there.

Both.

Support, but would never marry a fag.

What's this "Japanese people are mean to foreighners" meme and is it true?
Also how racist is it on a scale from colonial Mexico to 0?

>japanese grills
>being attracted to pencil pushing faggots
KEK
the slavic construction workers there smash more

Why?
I mean there are better countries.

Not at your place of work.

You can't fool me, I know what prostitution is.

Sometimes, if you haven't paid the jizya, they'll burn your gaijin ass at the stake. Literally. It's called gaijin no hitobashira

Are arcades just a tourist trap?
Also have you met any actual traps?
Favourite war film?

>the jizya
Are you expacting me to know what that is?
I google it and it's some muslim shit.

Uh... Good luck in Japan. I guess...

Most guys are cut here. And no they don't find them weird.

What the hell is wrong with you people? Are all of you trolls? Though I guess I can see the appeal of getting on Sup Forums and telling everything the exact opposite of reality.

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>Most guys are cut here.
Where, japan?
No.

Thanks, but I would prefer to not have AIDS.

No, there really aren't. If you have ever been to Japan, you know this.

Arcades are the real deal. One of the best things.

No, traps aren't too common here.

Flags of our fathers

Most Japanese guys are uncut. Maybe in Israel where you're from that's not the case.

Are those dildos?

Is that one of them anti-gun protests?

What are the inconveniences of being a foreigner in Japan?

youtube.com/watch?v=AMmvMP9G_IE

>No, there really aren't. If you have ever been to Japan, you know this.
But you said earlier how racist it is.
>inb4 that's good

Are you a weeb?

Not meming.
Slavic construction worker here, any chances?

You know, I'm going to go out on a limb and say you might be right. I'm not exactly looking too closely when I'm at the onsen.

I've never had a girl tell me it's weird though. And I've slept with like 30 Japanese girls by now. Mostly in their teens and early twenties, including some 3somes. Maybe there's more circumcisions with younger people?

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>And I've slept with like 30 Japanese girls by now
I'll take shit that never happened for 300

Checked.
Now post the orgy.

Plenty, though they remind me that I have to try hard. Many girls will use you just to practice their English, So I pretend to speak another language besides English and insist that we'd better understand each other using Japspreken. Great filter for these bitches.

If you think racism is bad, you need to go to Japan and then commit suicide. The reason Japan is as good as it is is because they don't have a nigger, spic, or jew problem.

Yes.

No, I think it's more that foreigners prefer younger women, so there is an expectation and preference there.

It's easier than you think. Look at Jap porn. Those Japs are sex fiends.

Come on.

>And I've slept with like 30 Japanese girls by now
>mostly in their teens
>including 3somes
kek

I constantly post my content to Sup Forums :)

post pic fag

Why not Whales instead?

post it then faggot

Window view?
Housing priced?
Does Japan have commieblocks?

Rice farms or south korea pick one or both.

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Go on....

Being a spic, I guess I don't have to worry about speaking something besides English.

How often do you go to Maid Cafes?

>it's me guys I swear
>anonjp.webm
hmmm

She on drugs?

I have so much content I could flood the thread.

Hmmmmm.

No. Though I did run into a girl who like abusing prescription medication. Seemed like trouble, though.

Yes.
Fairly expensive, but it's just me. I'd live out of a pod hotel if I didn't have so much shit.
No, Japs hate commies.

Every time I can. Love the atmosphere.

Post it.

Imma need that jav code fam.

is ur name stirling

>stirling
As in this guy?

They clearly put all the ugly chicks at the back row on purpose.

Would you say there are more nazis now than 5 or 10 years ago?

what age are you?

they all look the same except the one on the left with teh fucked up head

no. is your name stirling

Mid twenties.

So there are blacks in japan after all?

Do people call it "nippon" unironically?

There's blacks all over the place, especially in Tokyo.

Nice. I used to get and too before I started getting a little serious about life. I'll get back again eventually but, I found Japanese girls, at least the two I've been with, to be a little bland in bed. Do you feel the same way?

Why do normies allow themselves to be filmed like that?