Eternal /fifa/ thread

dab edition

1st for eaids

>ea servers never go down when you are awake

fuck lads

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>dominate opponent
>lose
>deserve to lose
>win

>tfw 8-0 after cherry picking my opponents

All I learned from "pro" players

will be interesting to see if ea finally remove est. date. don't think many of the so called pros would breach 32-33 wins

Fifa is gay and handicapped like all yer das t b h

Reminder to join to join the xbox one community club 'SP Fifa'

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fuck off console pleb hehehehehe

>Open pack
>Get Ruben Castro
>Open another pack
>Iago Aspas
>Third pack opened
>Any Italian keeper that isn't buffon

>playing on anything other than ultra-d/ptb
>opponent always 2 simple passes away from being 1v1

shit game

Daily reminder

>the CANADIAN AUTIST named steven f whos gamertag is stEveNf who also lost an online match 3-0 to the American spends $680 within one week of every fifa to buy the exact same team he used last year

What an AUTIST!


Name: steven f
Location: ontario
Nickname: CANADIAN AUTIST
College enrolled in: community college
Major: photography
Money spent on fifa: $720 +
gamertag: stevenf
sexual life: bisexual virgin
Weight: 250lbs
Height: 5 ft 8 inches
Friends: 1 (the angry CANADIAN AUTIST)

"Anyone else play fifa today?"
"yea i did"
"cool"

literally no point for fifa threads to exist, please leave

>Height: 5 ft 8 inches
Reminder again he is 5'8 only in his platform shoes

The same principle could be applied to every general on every board on this site

Not really, this thread has no purpose other than shitposting and whining about fifa for the millionth time. This general died as soon as 16 came out

If you don't have at least 80 bronze/silvers listed up for 10k/3 days constantly you're missing out on free coins. Sold 3 of them this week alone

won 2 games at minute 120

felt bad for both wins

No one cares

I do

You're no one

we are legion mate

I remember I used to sell CM - CAM cards in 13 for 7k
Good times

which one and wat to change?

what are they doing with these Movember cards ffs

Nothing you mong

>done so many bronze packs this SBC is ridiculously easy
Hope I get something good

which division are you in lads? I'm stuck in div 3

division 1 because i'm not mentally handicapped

hybrid nations hy leagues expires in 6 days.

do they change the requirments or is it a gud idea to but the teams now to save monies

5

More or less same requirements different formation

Lads what divison level do you to win to qualify for the weekend league?

5 and gettin relegated.

Up to 11-0 lads.

Thank you based "pros"

>tfw you beat a team that costs over a million with your cheap Seria A squad.

good feel

How do you improve this? I'm struggling to win a game with these lot. Each player cost me 3k+ but they go for fuck all now

Div 4/3
Get promoted easily then struggle to get promotion in 3

>feeling good about winning from a handicap

Third IF Sanchez surely

I'm on a streak of 4 games losing 1-0 & getting only 5ish shots a game

How can I 'reset' from playing like shit

For sure

What about every game thread ever
>*goal scored*
>GOAL
>TSUUUUUUU
>HOLY SHIT
>BTFO
>ITS FUCKING OVER

Is the equivalent of
>who's watching?
>Bob C. and 25 others liked your post

>Div 7
>3 consecutive title wins
>Average team rating of 74


Just bought a PS4 yesterday, first time I've had a console since 2012 or so. I was telling myself that I wasn't missing anything, but fucking hell. I forgot how much I loved this shit.

Get koulibaly and a different Gk. And maybe try to play a variation of 433. Your midfield looks very defensive.

Koulibaly,manolas,Allen, asamoah.

I fucking love WL.

>he invested in movember players

>buy Messi and Ronaldo
>They play worse than Martial and Musa
What the fuck is even the point of spending money on this game when pacey niggers will outplay the "best" players in the game?

>he didn't

just wait until November POTM comes out, I have over 100 movember cards.

your doing it wrong.

with messi and penaldo, take shots from places you wouldn't and try and dribble and turn like you usually wouldn't

People spamming after a goal in a live gamethread isn't the same now is it american autist?

So glad EA keep fucking over faggots like you

What's your favourite celebration to do?

I do the Silencer

I don't mind, the most i will lose is like 10k. Plus I don't need my coins right now.

Shush whilst running to the centre circle and then dab.

Ronaldo can't hit the net when he's 2 feet away and Messi can't make a 3 foot pass. Ever since I added Messi to the team I've had ridiculous input lag and my players don't make runs, don't mark opponents, and pretty much just stay stationary all game.

I DIDN'T NEED IT ANYWAY

make real madrid your favourite team then go to skill drills and do the shooting ones with ronaldo

>not doing the homer

Musa and martial are shite for me

In the heat of the moment I forget which way it is and always spin the wrong way

>contact Xbox support to try to get my fifa point purchases refunded because the game is shit
>the rep actually agrees to the refund and tries refunding all my purchases
>EA blocks the refund because the fifa points have been spent
Fucking kikes. Give me my money back and just wipe my account, I don't give a fuck.

canadian autist gives up

I do.

what was the straw that broke the camel's back la

just now 5'4 insigne literally walked through my chiellini to be through on goal and score after i tackled the ball off him twice only for it to glue back to his foot. reckon that's it for me till next year

>spending money on a video game you already have

Oh wow steven f from Ontario, you really are a loser huh.

I just had 4 straight WL games where my players did absolutely nothing all game. My defense would let my opponent run straight by and everyone on my team was parked at half the whole game and wouldn't make runs or track back. Going to stick to online single matches from now on I think.

Started playing NHL again so I probably won't play Fifa much for a while. Wish I could sell all my coins and cash out like I did earlier this year in HUT.

Still glad you spent that $700?

>current year
>not wearing the Chapecoense kit and doing the airplane celebration

Shiggy

>hurrr durrrr greedy jews wont give me my money back after i wasted a grand on virtual currency
You're a fucking idiot

18+

Lel every time I come up against that guy he backs out, must have rekt him some time

nice quads nigger

ima add u after breaky

>it's another 12 shots on target to 2, 1-0 loss in a stadium with shadows on half of the pitch episode

i wish to lodge a complaint

Messi was quite good for me la

...

4 now that I have my beast team

>log onto FUT
>decide to spend 25k on a premium players pack for some reason
>pic related

SENPAI

Retweeted

lmao, you suck nigga

Anyone else think that facing teams with higher ratings just makes your players worse? Like I'll face a team with ronaldo and messi and invariably my keeper will screw up or my players cant complete routine passes. When I say keeper screws up I mean

>Opponent is almost through with messi
>Take ball
>pass it back to keeper
>go to clear ball
>Keeper slide tackles ball into back of net
>WTF EA

r8 my shit team sal

It's objectively the opposite of that you're just shit
>pressing buttons that early

fair enough, I also bring on pacy niggers in the 66th minute to get all the pace goals I can.

wish it would tell you who the ref is before the game so i can back out of any game with that cunt matthew mzizi

both defensive midfielders and 3 from 4 defenders have high attack workrate

wouldn't use it

>ref mattering

the refs have different tendencies. mzizi is the cunt that gives fouls for fucking nothing

So /fifa/, I managed to actually have sex for the first time last night. Managed to get some crazy chick drunk enough to do it, maybe a 6/10. I was like fuck it im getting rid of the v card.

Well as we where having sex about a minute in i was thinking shit, im about to cum. So i had to think quick to avoid embarrassment so I did decided to do what they say on some shows, think of England.

Well, it turns out that wasnt working and about 2mins in im about to explode. I decided to try a different route and think of footballers. It seemed to be helping a little but as I was thinking of Rooney, i cumed.


Tfw u cumed thinking of Rooney

>ameriautists still aren't banned

>not screaming TSUUUU as you cum

Nice blog

Bet your record is still shit lmoa

Caught me

Best target man this year?

Who /bad/ here?

surely you can't be this dumb

making my black guy joke squad, who else /jokesquad/ here?