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I want your love, and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a bad romance edition

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This is the gay thread.

creasing

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires

Anyone got the new quid yet?
Can it be scanned using phone's NFC?

why

do

lads

get

so

pissed

off

about

so

called

reddit

spacing

?

...

spacing isn't even reddit, it just stands out more visually. more aesthetic than a solid block of text.

it's laughable how someone could unironically vote for UKIP

fuck off chris

Enjoy your RFID

whatever happened to that weird autismo sperg that worked at a theme park and had to go court for being socially awkward and creepy

>bungalow
the fucking state of brits

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death to all roasties

lifes a bit shit

it's laughable that any true leftist wouldn't want to leave the EU by any means necessary

Has anyone posted a picture of their new pound coin yet?

nothing wrong with rfid you mong
you cannot use it to track you, if that's what you're thinking

alri

like I give a shit
It took me a month to get my hands on the new £5 note. I only use debit/credit cards anyway

>ukip
Shouldn't have posted that lad. That arse-pained german will be shitting up the thread in no time.

their 2015 manifesto had the best policies of any of the parties

they're in a fucking shambles these days though. the scouser should never have been made leader. traitorous whore she is, suzanne evans really should be leading the party.

do they ship to uk??

*holds your hand*

anyone got a link to his blog

linux has like everything you need for tech stuff on it preinstalled. if it isn't on there you just type in a line to install it in a couple seconds. programming languages, server software..

lol fuck off Chris

The new pound coin has a secret antenna that transmits your brain waves

poleaboo.wordpress .com

yeah

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alri chris'o

corned beef

everyone knows the "hidden security feature" is actually a source of customised radio waves emitted by a highly advanced alloy which selectively sterilises the sperm of white men when it rests in trouser pockets

it also enhances brown / black sperm

was supposed to meet with someone at this exact moment but i fled home hahahaha turned my fone off too
cant be arsed

alri thailad. How've you been?

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need 17000 more points to level up in Waze

harness in the mail lads

hope it arrives before i go berghain on saturday x

good mate good, real good, really fuck good

how've you been chrisserz?

>it also enhances brown / black sperm
Will this cause ribenas testicles to grow back?

A celebratory festival perhaps?

>Trumps wins
>"white men are ruining America"
>Trump is stopped by white men
>"white men are ruining America"

always see these post chain tumblr screencaps but have literally no idea how to view them on tumblr

I have poked around tumblr on at least 2 occasions and found no way to view such comment chains

Shouldn't it be round the hips to better distribute weight?

any of you lads ever been to Oslo? what should i expect?

put a key at your trousers fly x

you going to shoot up a nightclub or something? where are the gun holders?

is it true that theres rooms in berghain with blokes just riding each other

FOY

Dont trust the wonderful wizard, hes a right shitter and a fraud tbph

no the coin also senses oestrogen levels

at his current blood percentage the coins will interpret him as a female and will actually enhance his female vitality, moistening his boipucci

bbc.com/news/technology-39416231

scary desu

bit gay

decent matey, not sure how comfortable i am with this "going by my name" on the 'chon gimmick, but i'll try it out for a little while longer, see how it goes

theres a dark room

i've never gone in there though

since i've been able to vote, i've voted for labour, ukip and tusc in various elections

boring.
most fun was in the airport leaving when we were trying to sneak in shop beers to drink with the bf. x

One day we shall all be healed

fuck off sheed

sound christoph, chrisStylez, chrisAholic, chrisMania, chrisWOMBAT

He's gonna kill himself soon isn't he?

I too have not a scooby on how tumblr works

Ah yes

I'm a RUNT

karla kush and?

The compression shirt arrived today lads. It was EXTREMELY tight and did little to decrease the visibility of my mantits.

Think I might crawl into bed rntbh

its time to crack out the lead lads and make yourself a lead hat to stop the electrical infetterance emitting from the new pound coin


ah yes
>idiot yank uses wikipedia sources to """prove""" the UK is poorer and worse off than anywhere else in the anglosphere

haha nice

Does anybody know any good simulator games?

I have been playing train and bus simulators for a while now but I want to mix things up.

theres too much sexual stuff these days desu
fucks with my head

discovered there's a asian massage place near my ends. its like 40 euro for an hour and im quite sure theres an "ending"
should i try it? theres different types of massages too, from stress relieving to muscle hardening nd stuff

Secret bars>Normieclubs

is berghain a gay club?

getting a lot of filtered posts showing up right now
wonder if it's the benders, anime nonces, or 190

Can't think of anything runtier than wrestling or boxing

yeah but straight people can get in and be straight

It's a bit of all of them

>implying a 50% white lardfuck can use anything other than wiki

how many sit on your arse shit posting on Sup Forums all day simulator or have you already been banging that one for the last 5+ years

big willies: your thoughts?

no it's a place where you can be yourself x

hahah bit weird that you've got the same name as me

we should do what we did in primary school and go by our last name initials when there's more than one person with a name

tripfagging

show arse

Coming from a latin country, most abbreviations in the periodic table are just common sense.

zubblywubblers shmigglymigglyroooooooooo

The UK is literally poorer

I wandered down an ultra-rich private road a few days ago and it looked like a middle class yank suburb

lads got a job out of uni but it doesnt start until june and im done with uni next week.

need a video game to kill time (am going traveling and will be working out often)

Is the witcher 3 fun? Sorry im a console pleb so am limited

what's the point in linux

Nothing more runty than a numale that has never been in a fight

are you gay?

Reminder /brit/ is a normie general and neets can fuck off

Chicken Vindaloo
Garlic Rice
Shami Kebab
Garlic Mushrooms
5 x Poppadoms

r8

yes
t. not a Pole

youtu.be/mVI-xVWZf3k

>work tomorrow

no

Euro/US truck simulator.