/cric/ - Australia v New Zealand 1st ODI

Australia v New Zealand, Sydney, Dec 4
Match scheduled to begin at 14:20 local time

Australia Squad
SPD Smith*, DA Warner, GJ Bailey, HWR Cartwright, PJ Cummins, JP Faulkner, AJ Finch, JR Hazlewood, TM Head, MR Marsh, GJ Maxwell, MA Starc, MS Wade†, A Zampa

New Zealand Squad
KS Williamson*, TD Astle, TA Boult, C de Grandhomme, LH Ferguson, MJ Guptill, MJ Henry, TWM Latham, C Munro, JDS Neesham, HM Nicholls, MJ Santner, TG Southee, BJ Watling†

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/damper/

Is MS Wade related to MS DOS?

Cartwright has been released from the squad to play Shield

Thanks for the update

crickeshit

I feel like >our XI will be a batsman short with that squad

what's your favourite /cric/ meme lads?

imagine having a mid strength beer lel

is 14:20 local time related to 4:20 blazeitfaget

straffoposting

say what you wish about sjws, but seeing nu-males hipsters who reject the term getting called out by feminists for failing to meet their quotas is pretty funny.

the fuck are you talking about?

espncricinfo.com/india/content/story/1070240.html

decent idea desu

someone pls translate this post

way to contrived and the fielders will fuck up the other pitch

goodnight

>Unemployed Suicidelanders

KEK

yeah m8

Cricket is straight

...

Based Pokemon poster

Keep on rocking in the free world

freedom

Hey Hey My My

Goodnight Australians

you now realise that nu-metal is going to be repopularised within the next 5 years and keeping my sick Korn t-shirt was a good idea.

/rug/ still falls for the same bait that's been cast since the dawn of time.

Pathetic.

goodnight

don't be insecure about your musical taste. Just don't impose it on everyone. Wear what you want to wear, you're free

no insecurity about musical tastes, just seeing young kids emulating what they thought might have been 90s fashion and culture at the moment and assuming that turn of millennium styles are going to have their time in the sun soon, ironically or otherwise.

Jack Leach is doing elite and is STILL being ignored by the mongs at the ECB

eternal reminder that dabbing is homosexual code for nsa availability.

Just woke up lads

What a pathetic post. I made this joke the last time he talked about this shit and YOU desperately copied me kek

Why isn't Holly in the OP? By golly I hope this dies before the start of play.

Threadcunt must of been asleep

Hello

goodmorning

Why don't Australia like the chappell-hadlee series, lads?

because they're complaining its "bad timing" which is bullshit. I'ts 3 one day matches and they are having a sook. Players need their rest apparently. Not liking this breed of soft fags

It's almost like they don't enjoy memes OR banter

Bunch of sad cunts 2bh

Pls play us

It is bad timing when the Australian side is fucking woeful at switching back into test mode and it limits their already restricted first class schedule

Are Kane and Warner friends? Why are they dressed like the Pope?

If they lose the first PAK test they'll say their test momentum was hindered by these ODI's. It's so obvious

At last a decent OP.
>threadcunt on pooicide watch

>Sunday ODI 4:30 - 00:30
Well, I WAS looking forward to watching it.

the England cricket team are saving Anglo-South Africans from genocide lads.

what are you doing thats so important?

good to hear

im fucking getting acne progressively worse in the last month for the first time in years. I gave up beer a month ago. It couldn't be that could it?

Probably not, have you been using a new soap/facewash/moisturiser/shaving cream recently?

new shampoo actually, thats probably it

Our WalkGod which art in Australia
hallowed be your name.
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in Brisbane.
Give us this day our daily walk,
and forgive us for not lifting of course,
as we also have forgiven our stragglers, and those who straggle against us,
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
for ever. Amen.

Getting up tomorrow and going to work.

yeah thats fair enough, forgot it was Monday tomorrow

What's the most /cric/ approved electronic album of all time?
All genres included

Sonic 1 Soundtrack

DJ Autism presents

Innerspeak is literally the greatest Psych rock album of all time, insanely underrated

just woke up lads

Madeon - Adventure
Porter Robinson - World's

Does Australia not care about this sport either?

>LE I HAS BEST MUZIC TASTE LMAO
>LE SUPERIOR TASTE HAHA
>MUZIC EXPRT IMCOMING XD XD

waiting for the bottle shop to open lads

what's his endgame?

Funnily enough, when they're losing, they don't care.

what are you gonna grab?

How many world cups have the kiwis won lad?

...

And when they win it's pure gloating.

I felt it though, I could literally experience every song.

Not saying it's the best album hands down, but just the best psychedelic rock album.

I can also now normally listen to music differently.

Three that matter.

youtube.com/watch?v=gbupWH5cqFY

why are new zealanders so obsessed with australia?

deadcunt

lads

Their national identity is built on polyshitskins and >le not Australia, similar to Canada and America

mate

Kendrick Lamar also sounds unironically nice for the first time.

Good thread

hi Daniel

Will GOAThomme get a 5-fer lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=djbGMFQXfwU

Fuck up numbnuts.

Lmao, why are you guys so salty with us?
Is it because we whitewashed you 5-0?

name a worse holiday tradition than secret santa

>people care about ODIs

Drunk driving.

>how many world cups have you won lad
>people care about ODIs
the absolute fucking state of your posting.

So this is you calling your trophies meaningless then as well right?
Seeing as they are ODI's too.

How does /cric/ manage to attract so many clueless shitposters? Is it off-season dregs from all and nrl. Somebody fill me in.

>my trophies
I haven't played cricket in years lad

>implying these are both me

Sparkie lad?

>the ashes are ODI

>Is it off-season dregs from all and nrl

Yes, also cricket is shown on free to air in Aus, and lots of people have time off this time of year, so you get a lot of casual viewers.

Also doesn't help that the BBL appeals to literal 12 year olds

>Yes, also cricket is shown on free to air in Aus
>implying this is a bad thing

Nothing wrong with casuals as long as they know something. I only post here during summer. The question is, what's with the wall-to-wall shitposting? Other poomunities aren't like this.

What?