CITY V CHELSEA GAMETHREAD 2

0-0

SEMEN SLURPING

first for Dave

>de goey

>de gay

>de gay

James do me a favour and get me a packet of quavers from downstair

Is David Luiz unironically an elite defender???

Whats the most Sup Forums club?

>de gay

haha el poopsico

DON'T

/
uhhhhhhhh that's not dave

Why do they call him Aguero-kun? He is not even Japanese.

who /cyberpunk/ here?

>Shitgio Aguero

>the two '''germans''' on the pitch are named Leroy and Ilkay

Lazio

the fuck is going on

have chelsea bought the refs

schalke

Aguero is finished

el snoresico

nacho will score that

Re/a/l

HAHAHA this refball is great

De Bruyne is wasted at Shitty

blyth spartans

Who /pep/ here?

Agueros's son has Maradona's genes. Only 10 more years until we get to see the true GOAT of GOATs

spastic cunt

REFBALL

>first half almost over
>seen more diving/spazzing out than balls into the box
>"""""premier""""" league

>stream site kindly asks me to disable ublock
>don't

anthony taylor is desperate not to make any decisions

>Schalke

mexico

>>>/ligabbva/ with that mentality

chapecoense

Sup Forumsarta praga

based kante

>implying anyone here likes football

>muh sexy kit
>muh cool logo
>muh lovable underdog
>le Totti
>nu-male mentality
>hipster's choice non-English club
>Lazio's gay SJW neighbour

cant believe this game is still 0-0

>pep please ;_;

>cahill being clumsy
>luiz being overexcited
>costa being angry

meme goal

>mfw I manually adblock the message

brilliant finish

LMFAO IT NEVER ENDS

finally something happened

Why are there so many empty seats at such a big game?

>de gayhill

LYL

>English players

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>ball goes into the net
>referee and linesman panic and try their hardest to come up with some bullshit excuse to disallow it

LINESMAN AND REF ABSOLUTELY REKT

fucking retards

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>cahill

neat

KEKHILL

lool its unironically THE navas episode

BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS BRITKEKS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

AND THE DOZENS OF FANS IN ATTENDANCE GO WILD

FOOKING BLOOTER. TOP CORNER

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LMAO GOAL OF THE SEASON SO FAR

De Bruyne is so good. Wasting his time feeding the evergreen bottler Aguero. Needs to be at Barca feeding Messi & Suarez with tap ins.

GOAT finish desu

AHAHAHA

>Chelsea

the city of english defending

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU KIDDY FIDDLING NONCES

what a banger lad

its funny how cahill and stones, the only english players on the pitch, are the worst players

LMFAO

WORLDCLASS FINISH

>son of Aguero
>grandson of Maradona
>Messi is his godfather
He's either going to be the indisputable GOAT or the biggest disappointment of all time.

>Cunthill

>CAHILL
>CAHILL
>CAHILL
>CAHILL

>the city of our nations defenders

>English """"footballers""""

DAT TECHNIQUE

ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING ENGLISH DEFENDING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAH


CHELSHIT CHELSHIT

>British defending

Chapecoense ;_;

#StillCahill

HALF OF THE ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THIS GAME HAVE SCORED AN OWN GOAL

50% OF THE ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THIS GAME HAVE SCORED AN OWN GOAL

HALF OF THE ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THIS GAME HAVE SCORED AN OWN GOAL

50% OF THE ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THIS GAME HAVE SCORED AN OWN GOAL

HALF OF THE ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THIS GAME HAVE SCORED AN OWN GOAL

50% OF THE ENGLISH PLAYERS IN THIS GAME HAVE SCORED AN OWN GOAL

This thread is moving so far no one will notice this cheeky winky face ;)

THE ONLY ENGLISH PLAYER SCORES

Unlucky for cahill but that alonso guy is fucking wack

How the fuck is he allowing that ball to be delivered into the box. He's been shit the whole game

>cuckhill

>one of two british guys on the pitch
>fucks up

fucking Tim Cahill

>45 minutes for a meme goal
>"""""""""premier""""""""" league

>only one english player

kek

your move, el clasico

World class shinner there lads

Very Rooney-esque

THE ODDS WERE LITERALLY 2/22 FOR AN ENGLISHMAN TO SCORE AND IT HAPPENS

>english defending