Be a 25 year old virgin

>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never dated or kissed a girl either

So how old are you virgins?

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Ive never understood this. I was fat my entire life, played golf in high school, small cock, man tits... and I got head for the first time when I was 13 and got laid for the first time at 16... I honestly dont understand how someone just cant get laid. Sure, she might be a whale, but the hour be late and her blow hole be wet

today's my 28th bday

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>21
>Got laid at 18

It's really not that fucking hard. Just stop trying to hunt for 12/10 women and plow that whale eyeing you like the last pizza roll.

Most people are virgins because they refuse to have decent standards.

I guess I've finally achieved wizard status. Thank god I didn't lower my standards to fuck a whale so I can hate myself afterwards

Dude, drunken fat chick head in a bar bathroom is the best. They suck cock like a Hoover and after you nut they are all happy about it because someone actually wanted to fuck them.

Check'd.

And that they do. No idea why people avoid 'em. Some fat chicks are great sex. Crazy? All women are. Hell, I'm dating a bigger chick and she tends to me all day - great cook and all.

Hey guys, i'm not trying to disrespect the actual virgins coming to this thread - Why haven't you fucked a hooker yet? i mean whatever has upheld you from getting with a girl will not apply to a hooker, there's no shame in it (just think of it as a expensive hobby) if you are a legit virgin i think this would boost your confidence enough for you to atleast try to find some fat landwhale you can fuck for free.. user out, i wish you the best

>Most people are virgins because they refuse to have decent standards.

I have a friend that's I've known for the better part of 25 years, and he suffers from exactly this. He is nearly 30. Has NEVER had a job out of minimum wage retail drudgery. Still lives at home, has the same bedroom, and the same BED he's had since I met him. Collects DC action figures (and by this I mean he can talk for an hour on the pros and cons of the Bruce Timm style vs. anything else it's nauseating). And yet still thinks he can have standards above the shallow end of the gene pool.

I have more stories about how bad he is with women than I can count. Wanna hear some of them Sup Forums?

user QA: i am 19, i've fucked about 25-6 different girls (not counting hookers) - i have a pretty small dick (17cm) i'm kinda chubby and i still get girls regularly

I was 25 before I got laid.
I couldn't keep an erection with the condom so I took it off, figuring we'd do the morning after pill, did one swipe on her vag and nutted buckets all over the couch and floor.

25 years old and virgin

I think we all have that one friend. The one who is a 4/5 at best, no money, life not together... and yet wont "lower themselves" to trying to talk to any chick below a solid 7

Like motherfucker, you are at best, a one time drunken mistake for a middle age office worker named Marge, be fucking realistic or you are going to die before you get your dick wet

What's the point? How would paying someone to have sex with you, who doesn't enjoy it and only does it for the money boost your confidence?

It's not about whether you've had sex once at some point, it's about whether you're having any now or at least every once in a while. Visiting a hooker to be able to tell everyone you're not a virgin anymore doesn't mean shit if you're still not getting any but I guess insecure kids see this differently.

I am that friend, people have told me I have nice facial features in that my face is quite symmetrical, but I'm fat.
I've broken my anxiety and am currently dating a girl who is also fat.

Currently working to lose my fat fuck status but I'm finding out that many insurance companies do not cover excess skin removal which, based on my weight now, will be an issue, at least for my stomach.

22 years old, i seem to be abslutely inept at getting a relationship with a girl going in the right way

Same, I just don't know what to talk about with girls, my only interest is videogames. It causes me so much fucking anxiety talking to a girl in a social situation.

The point is that if you were over the fact that you're a virgin, i think it would help you getting laid normally or at least giving you a higher drive and motivation to try to get laid - half of it is just getting yourself out there, my point generally is that you won't feel so inexperienced when it comes to it

You just need to find a doctor that will tell the insurance company it is not cosmetic and has an actual medial reason.

I got into a fight a few years ago with a neighbor and ended up having 12 cracked and chipped teeth. My insurance company wouldnt cover the expense to fix them (they said replacing them was cosmetic) Long story short I found a dentist that basically told the insurance company that if he simply pulled all the broken teeth I wouldnt be able to eat anymore. 2 forms later, and I got all my teeth fixed for $25

I'm 22, I'm a virgin but I don't suffer like the rest of the virgins in this thread. I just can't imagine to have sex, because it's kind of disgusting for me. I'm actually trying to find a gf that doesn't want to have sex with me.

Your first goal should be to find an adult interest and work from there

You think she will enjoy it just because she likes you? Your first 10 times will be shit, at least for her, anybody that tells you different are lying, the first time i made a girl cum was my first "real" gf which i fucked for half a yeah before it happened

lost mine with 17 and it was terrible. was a foursome with 1 girl and 2 other guys
then I had a sex-free time until I was 20. since then I am with my gf and have sex every day

Yeah, i suck at small talk so i absolutely need common grounds (studies, culture, attitude, etc.) to say anything else than "Hey"

I've actually found a girl in my studies field with which i share interests in fiction in literature and anime, so i hope i can get something going through sharing what we both like. Tips be welcome

I've fucked a bunch of girls but I'm almost 40 and still hang around on Sup Forums with you virgins so that makes me a loser of a whole different kind.

Like you, I'm going to see hookers before having a girlfriend, I did not want her to know that I'm a social inapt

I don't think you automatically become a loser by hanging out on Sup Forums i'm a very socialized guy, but i'm very edgy in my beliefs so i kinda have to fake my real personality when socializing

That's why i come on Sup Forums - to write the stupid shit my mind tells me to :D

I don't think the biggest problem to virgins here is not having sex, but rather never having experienced mutual love, which culminates in passionate sex.
That's why whores don't count - it's all about the feels

I'm 18 and still a virgin but I'd rather be the fucking supreme wizard than fuck a fat chick.

I'd fuck overly skinny, ugly bitches, chubby girls (not america fat just with a little bit of chub)

But the idea of fucking a girl with so much meat under her arms and in her belly that she can open a butcher shop by herself makes me want to barf.

Don't know how you anons don't feel disgusted with yourselfs saying "w/e I just fucked a landwhale lol"

You don't get it. It doesn't matter to me if I'm still a virgin or not, the reason I'm still not having any sex is because I'm not even getting the opportunity to meet girls anywhere right now. Pretty much the only option I'd have at the moment is to hit on fat and ugly girls on tinder since decent looking ones are just there on their to waste their time. Or maybe I'm just attracting the wrong ones.

I don't label myself a virgin cause it doesn't matter to me. But I'm also not into self deprecation so I see no reason to fuck girls I'm really not attracted to. Not that that's a road I'd ever want to go down. Must be a dark place when you've convinced yourself that's all you deserve.

You think that your experience is representative for everyone and everyone who says anything against it is lying? Sounds legit.

Maybe you should read up on what women are really into and what makes for good sex instead of watching porn and trying to reenact what you've seen there.

>18
>had sex yesterday
pic related its my gf cum stain on my bed

Pussy is pussy, son. The sooner you learn that, the sooner you'll get your dick wet.

There's two kinds of pussy: good pussy and better pussy.

My main tip is its pretty much never about you. The only girls ive ever had ask about me were painfully shy, and only used it so I would talk and they didnt have to.

Stay away from talking about family, religion, politics, until she bring it up, and even then, be prepared for the conversation to be relationship ending at any time.

Never talk about ex's, ever. Dont bring up "long term relationship goals" for months and months into the relationship.

In short, never come off as a clingy, sappy, loser...even if you are. She doesnt know anything you dont tell her.

Yeah, sex is ultimately just a way to connect between man and woman. And faggots I guess. But people who are used to jerking off regularly and only care about getting their itch scratched don't see that. Quitting porn and masturbation for a few weeks can completely change your outlook on it though.

Same here.
25 y/o

I've been asked out many times in high school and college. I rejected them all. The reason is that I wouldn't know how to relate to someone in the particular conditions I live: I grew up ashamed of my family, and having told how much of an idiot I am, of myself as well.
I always told myself I could start dating once I move out and could get my life in order, but it never happened. Severe depression struck me in my early twenties. Therapy, antidepressants, suicide, in that order. Failed college, this implied more depression.
Now I'm back in college, finishing the old degrees and starting a new one that may actually help me to get a job.

Don't fall for the memes
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you're still okay

the fat chick on the left has a cute face

I'm just surprised that this is an issue, sometimes people need skin grafts for emergencies and not sure why they wouldn't take those as donations as they can be frozen.

I never fell in ove and I'm pretty sure it will never happen. That's not bad though, because I see the stark contrast between the romantic love in movies and books that everybody seems to worship and the actual relationships of my family and friends. Love and Sex are definitely overrated. You can have a fulfilling life without it.

So why don't you just get a fleshlight? Is there anything else that turns you on about land whales? If not that seems the obvious choice.

My experience tells me that every girl is different when it comes to sex, everyone i have been with has had a thing they liked - no book will teach you how to be a good fuck - it's like riding a bike, you can only become good at it by doing it - rather fuck landwhales than no whales

THAT is cringe AF. Sex has nothing to do with feelings. Dont try bringing unnecessary shit into a good thing. Some of the best sex ive ever had in my life was with a girl I never met before, didnt know her name, and afterward, never seen again. It was a mind blowing 45 minutes behind the beer trailer at a festival that I wish I could relive every day.

Sex has nothing to do with feelings and vice versa. Much like how married couples love each other but havent had sex in 25 years.

I fucked a chick so ugly I HAD to roll her over and do it from behind because I was going soft. I still powered through it and walked away with a smile.

TLDR I got my nut, Idgaf

Thanks man, i'll remember not to overdo it

25 and counting. Luckily it ain't that bad. Antidepressants destroyed my libido so life is quite nice now

I'm actually dreaming of that kind of relationship. I just don't wan't to be alone, when I'm finally a wizard and my friends are fathers.

^This user speaking

One night, I was literally just chilling on my couch, when he knocked on my door. He had with him, a VERY solid 8/10 brunette 5'6'' 125lbs, decent B cup tits, and an hispanic/italian type ass that should have been displayed in the Louvre. And a slightly chubby 7/10 blonde with absolutely the BIGGEST tits I have EVER seen! I'm talking in and out of porn, this chicks tits were on a MONOLITHIC scale! And they brought beer! So there we are, having some beers with two hot ass chicks, who were both actively flirting with me...

And here is where I nearly killed this motherfucker. He opens this plastic shopping bag he had, and starts showing off his latest "Masters of the Universe Classic" figures... Man... I've never seen two vaginas dry up faster in my life! About 10 minutes later they were both gone, and I was stuck trying to explain to him WHY they left so abruptly. He honestly thought He-Man would get him laid!

23
Virgin

It will get you laid at comicon faggot.

Ever had the thought that the guys who write books about sex might have lots of experience with all kinds of girls you can imagine?

Check out the Sex God Method. Only book focussed on sex I've ever read but highly recommended by many guys. If you read it you'll learn that for women mental stimulation is much more important than the physical stuff. It's nout about techniques, it's about turning her on by engaging her mind.

Then if you look into what women find attractive you'll find out that there's certain traits that all women are attracted to, in general what we consider masculine behavior. And I'm not talking about being a jerk although of course jerks have some of those traits.

This stuff is all out there, you just have to look for it. You might think it's all shit because you see that everywhere but if you really look into it you'll find the gems that will provide you with all the knowledge you could only dream of.

I'm a 22 y/o virgin female, not ugly or fat (I don't think...), 5'6 and 130 pounds. I'm just so BEYOND socially retarded that I scare off most people, guys included. I also think I appear very unfriendly/unapproachable, I'm bad at holding conversations, and I look very young for my age. I honestly don't see myself ever losing it. I've only ever given one handjob before and I was too shy to let him do anything to me besides kiss me.

20 y/o virgin here
will probably get a hooker off backpage if I havent lost it by 24-25

>5'6 and 130 pounds
ugh
FAT

You might be right, but he's so picky he'd reject about 90% of the chubby/cute who would WANT to hook up, because they didn't meet his standards. While trying to get the attention of the 10% of the chicks who wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

Cringe, really ?
I'm just explaining the other side of virgins, i don't deny sex is awesome and can be had without love. Rather, I think it's a bigger issue when you want a relationship than when you want to sticky dicky in chicky.

Already have 2. One of 'em doesn't stay in the nightstand though.

Pussy is pussy, my dude. If I see a fat chick and my dick wants it, I can't object to the dude.

It's about attraction. A whore probably won't feel attracted to you, nor will she probably enjoy the sex, she only cares about the money. Sex with a girl that's actually into you, attracted to you, is completely different. You don't have to be in a relationship, that's just the romantic bullshit Hollywood wants us to believe, but you need to be able to connect, which of course is possible if you just met someone for the first time.

Location? 28, M, same situation.

>I was too shy to let him do anything to me besides kiss me
Whiskey. It'll get you past every social barrier ever constructed.

Only difference is I'm 6' and 280.

Just saying, why torture yourself looking at a digusting land whale if you could fuck your fleshlight while watching porn instead? But maybe ugly landwhales do turn you on after all.

I lost my virginity at 22
So
Yeah
That was yesterday lmfao
I've been waiting for this thread
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Fuck your meter
I won
I did it
Fuck you
Said I couldn't do it
It was too late
But I did it
It wasn't too late
Tinder is great

30
i was approached yesterday but as usual i decided to cut the conversation short cause i had places to be

people need to stop bothering me when i don't have money

loll I don't know how I look to other people, but I think my body is decent. I run so it's pretty solid and toned. I have a very small waist and tits and bigger hips, legs, ass. But I'm definitely not skinny, or fat

There are plenty of decent looking fat women, they don't all look like jabba the fucking hutt and you pussies need to quit acting like it. Also in my experience fat pussy feels better. Best feeling sex I've had was with a bigger girl.

Holy shit. That's the most depressing thing I've ever read.

I'm in New Jersey, how about u???

Post a pic then. Prove your words.

>I'm female

No you're not.

You know the rules.

Haha that's what he told me, he said he wanted to get me drunk. But I don't like to drink. I've never even been drunk before

How close to the NY border? I might be able to help you with your little problem.

I've been jerking it so long that there's no joy in it. It's just a routine at this point.

Not all fat chicks are ugly. Land whales, yes. Fat chicks can be pretty cute if you're lucky.

Wow you're dumb nigga.

Get drunk alone a few times. Then it's not a big issue with other people.

Hey, I'm just sayin... Adding another cherry to my collection is tempting. But it ain't tempting enough to go too deep into New Jersey

22 year old hairy virgin. Had my chance to fuck a women even 2 times but i was to shy. Another reason would be the daily fapping

if youre in So Cal I'll take your virginity tonight.

Jus sayin.

25 kissless virgin I've been rated a 5/6 out of ten by females as well

I work at places where the majority is men and I never have the opportunity to get to know any females

lol sadly I'm in South Jersey

Just completed 31. Freaked out for a bit from 26~28 then dealt with it.

Ah, all the way down here in the retarded South. Atlanta.

>And yet still thinks he can have standards above the shallow end of the gene pool.
Why can't he? It's not like it's a crime, or anything.

fucking hookers takes the mystery out of vagoo. you realize women aren't some magical goddesses you can never possess. they are fucked up just like men.

It's called having self respect, which is hard to maintain if you're being controlled by your dick.

lol

I realized that some time ago, didn't need to fuck hookers for that. Quitting porn and masturbation for some time and no longer being controlled by your dick does change your perception.

26 year old virgin myself

It extra sucks because I actually have a bunch of friends, like, normie friends who get laid and stuff. So you become well aware of what you're missing.

same age, fuck mosly prostitutes and fucked up girls, the more shittier is the place where you live the easier is to get laid. I envy people like them, i am a slave of my sexual drive and i feel shitty because i pay attention to stupid twats who do not deserve shit

27KV

>Just stop trying to hunt for 12/10 women
There are no more single whales in my age group, I'm not even joking. Every chick lower than a 7/10 in my area has cashed in their chips and are now in relationships.

I'm n the same situation but I don't feel anything. Can you describe the feelings for me?

28 finaly got gf (first one), meanwhile shes 22 and banged 25 guyz... I guess girls dont have same problems

I'm 32 now, though I has something that might classify as sex when I was a kid my much older nephew prodded me in the butt(though no penetration), then had to the same with him. I'm not interested in having sex, I think I'm asexual.

Tough situation, having only attractive girls available in your area. And the older they get the easier they are since they're getting more desperate to tie the knot. Really wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.

Yeah, yeah. Stop jerking off to porn and you'll see how asexual you are. All those guys not being able to get their dick up for a real girl must be asexuals as well.

Are you lonesome? You are 10 years older than me . I need to know what my life could look like then.

>25
dude
you should not expect to date a virgin but that's way too fucking much for a 22 yo

fuck her and have your fun but don't become too serious
the fact that this 22 y/o is with you 28 y/o is fishy, and since it is your first gf you're likely to become an idiot, fall in "love" and you're going to do something stupid

>Tough situation, having only attractive girls available in your area.

It's like walking through a trendy commercial or a hipster music video. I don't know what to do.

This is like saying the first step to becoming a great athlete is to buy a used trophy from a pawn shop.

Paying for a hooker wouldn't do shit for us adult virgins, except make us feel worse.