Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Soldier
Doubles = Knight
Trips = Lord
Quads = King
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
Three trips and we ride to Damascus.
DEUS VULT!
Lord SikTrikz at your service
Godfrey of Bouillon reporting in.
Knight SikTrikz, my mistake
That guy is seriously weedy considering he has armour on.
Low on rations or something?
And what about these Octs? Do they make me God?
Flayed alive by crusaders outside the gates of Jerusalem
Dies of anthrax after fucking sheep
Saracen filth you will be drawn and quartered.
You're going to blow me once I get pope
D E U S V U L T
Choked to death by his own penis
Bow before me my children
Raped to death by rabid goats
if trips i send dick pic to sister
eat shit, get cholera and die
didnt the jews with the egyptian god?
This is God's will. The earth needs to be cleaned of the muslim's filthiness
It has to be single 0s, like yours.
Eat shit, get cholera and die
I'm here to join up, gimme something cool plx.
fed to the rabbit of caerbanog
Hey, I heard there was a crusade?
Rolling for the holy land
You've got to be fucking me right now
I for one would love to kill some muslims
Yeah man, you just signed up for our "party" in Damascus.
You can adress me as lord de sase
Dieboweled after refusing to convert
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them deleteip.com
yup, it's official... I'm fucking retarded
At least you're a retarded knight.