Tfw poor

>tfw poor
>country is shit
>beef is rotten
>electronics and games are overpriced
>people are dumb and corrupt
>you go out you get robbed
>no friends
>23 years old kissless virgin
>can't get a job

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?????/??//?/?

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Move to USA/UK/Germany? You'll be safe here in America. IF you stay in a safe city, maybe move to Louisiana,Slidell? It's safe.

Not whine and work? Why do you even ask? More than half of the globe lives less than on 10$/day, only 40% of humanity has Internet access. Consider yourself lucky. Now get a job.

>i suffer on brazil

you can be my friend, if you want to--

Crime?

Go out and fuck cheap whores.

I'll just get deported.

>Now get a job
LMAO so easy to get a job when the country is at +10% unemployment and you have no experience or recommendations.

And end up in the fucked brazilians prisons? Best just kill mysef instead.

They are just cheap for Chads.

If you really need a job, then pick any that's out there. Literally any.
But if you still have time, improve your professional skills. And stop whining, you're probably just lazy.

I could use a friend desu

start by getting experiences
if you can't get a real job you can always have an unpaid "job" in a association or something like that
or you could try the army

Whore yourself out then.

Étape 1 apprendre français
Étape 2 prendre vol pour Aubagne
Étape 3 parlez au recruteur "chef caporel, je veux rejoindre la légion, chef caporel!"
Étape 4 devenir homme
Étape 5 voir le monde, aller a la bataille pour la france

Can't do that, I'll die before I have to clean up someones faeces

>virgin
>in brazil
do you even try?

If you're poor like me and live in the ghetto, you have to look like a thug to get some pussy. I'm a pale nerd in a fucking ghetto, it's like a fish out of the water.

read a book and grow a pair

only good solution in this thread psh

Buy sugar, a bucket, a lid and a water lock. Enjoy cheap ethanol
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