I want to be Sup Forums slave

i want to be Sup Forums slave.

Any dubs and I will do what it says.

Will deliver within a reasonable time.

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cut your dick off

fap to pizza

quit Sup Forums

roll around your house

This Then

eat an ice cream and shut the fuck

get the fuck outta here with dat

does not compute

Not a single dubs in sight

buy be bayonetta lol steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198121895957

why the fuck theres only 2 poster here. do a handstand

go out and eat ice cream

eat a cookie with timestamp

craft a fully funtioning chair

cook your semen and eat it with bread

creative. nice

Sharpie in pooper with timestamp

give a homeless man a blowjob

for love of god where's them dubs. buy me bayonetta

shit in the sink with timestamp

kill your parents

sharpie in pooper

Cursed thread I tell ya. craft a functioning chair, like ron swanson did

say hello to your neighbour

Timestamp on your dick

delete this thread

roll

this is pretty funny watching this thread weave away from statistics

take a shit and smear it on your face

Fucking wank your useless dick on your driveway for your neighbour to see

Sharpie in pooper

wtf is this thread where are the dubs.

shove anything up your ass for the love of kek

roll

trips are going to happen first at this rate

Climb up any rooftop, screams "i want to have sex with a penguin putin is the best"

Jack off until you're about to cum. Then, while keeping yourself on the edge, go to your nearest police station and cum on an officer.

Become an hero

send a dick pick to a orphanage group on facebook

omgggggg wasted dubs

Waste of good dubs

And if you're OP, no, don't go changing shit like that on us

Fucking good job..
Sharpie in pooper though

Use the rest of the money you have in your wallet to buy multiple bottles of lube

Send nudes to your mother

rape a rat with a fork

hot

quit being a faggot

roll

roll

rape me in the ass

buy a silver metal dildo. heat it up till its red. shove it up your ass. I expect this to be posted sometime this week on Sup Forums

roll

Get drunk and send dick pics to your father

reroll for this

Do heroin or a fentanyl analog for a month straight. At least twice daily

roll

Lick the rim of your toilet without cleaning it first

yeah i know u want this bbbbitch

oh fuck. do this op

reroll

Climb up any rooftop, screams "i want to have sex with a penguin putin is the best"

Suck a log of shit out of your own asshole

808 and heartbreak

Ladies and gents we have a winner

we got us a winrar right here bois

checkkkkkkkked

Winrar

Become a banana poster and spam every thread for life.

>inb4 OP is a fag and doesn't deliver

Sharpie in pooper

WOW this got really serious. Will deliver tomorrow night! what time should I do it at? and also if anyone can get trips they can decide how large i get

Kek roll

Roll for 18 inches

Skip the dildo, go to metal bat

smart user. reroll for this

reroll

I want it thin so it goes really far up your ass burning the shit out of you

so close :(

almost

rerolllllllll

Pepperoni pepperoni, I will do a rolleroni

I know, I already got dubs twice in this thread now. Rolling for

HAVE A SHOWER

reroll

holy shit why must you tempt us

fuck myself in the ass please give me trips reroll

HOW UNLUCKY AM I ONE OF TRIPS FFS

I tempted you again, I am so sorry :(

reroll

and you get dubs again

>TFW

Like seriously can I get trips already jesus?

Eat some food

Hey OP stop being a faggot what time are you going to do it at

Lick your elbow

Nut on the mkst expensive thing in your house/apartment/whatever and dont clean it up

eat shit n die

eat moar shit n die

Craft a fully functioning recliner chair with a cup holder, make sure its comfy as shit, then burn down your house.

No you won't faggot.

Guy who rolled dubs, Let's go with 1 AM EST