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Mars edition.
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sainsburys thread

Mars looks a bit shit honestly
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The biggest redpill

prime british totty right here

karen

MEN OF HARLECH, MARCH TO GLORY,
VICTORY IS HOV'RING O'ER YE,
BRIGHT-EYED FREEDOM STANDS BEFORE YE,
HEAR YE NOT HER CALL?
AT YOUR SLOTH SHE SEEMS TO WONDER;
REND THE SLUGGISH BONDS ASUNDER,
LET THE WAR-CRY'S DEAF'NING THUNDER
EVERY FOE APPALL.
ECHOES LOUDLY WAKING,
HILL AND VALLEY SHAKING;
'TILL THE SOUND SPREADS WIDE AROUND,
THE SAXON'S COURAGE BREAKING;
YOUR FOES ON EVERY SIDE ASSAILING,
FORWARD PRESS WITH HEART UNFAILING,
'TILL INVADERS LEARN WITH QUAILING,
CAMBRIA NE'ER CAN YIELD!
VERSE 2
THOU, WHO NOBLE CAMBRIA WRONGEST,
KNOW THAT FREEDOM'S CAUSE IS STRONGEST,
FREEDOM'S COURAGE LASTS THE LONGEST,
ENDING BUT WITH DEATH!
FREEDOM COUNTLESS HOSTS CAN SCATTER,
FREEDOM STOUTEST MAIL CAN SHATTER,
FREEDOM THICKEST WALLS CAN BATTER,
FATE IS IN HER BREATH.
SEE, THEY NOW ARE FLYING!
DEAD ARE HEAP'D WITH DYING!
OVER MIGHT HATH TRIUMPH'D RIGHT,
OUR LAND TO FOES DENYING;
UPON THEIR SOIL WE NEVER SOUGHT THEM,
LOVE OF CONQUEST HITHER BROUGHT THEM,
BUT THIS LESSON WE HAVE TAUGHT THEM,
"CAMBRIA NE'ER CAN YIELD!"

the gf

what does it have to do with being a rorkist (redpilled)

one helluva carnival ride

you can barely tell what's happening

what is that machine and what happened there?

My eyes are not providing enough information

had a nice commute home on my bike today in the sun

>gif
fuck off

who is this qt

quite enjoy these astronomical editions tb󠇦h

they feel sophisticated and elevate /brit/ even higher

>rorkist (redpilled)

ETERNAL GOAT. BOOTH'S

1. WAITROSE
2. M&S
3. SAINSBURYS
4. CO-OP
5. MORRISON'S
6. LIDL
7. ALDI
17. ASDA

90001. TESCO

>rorkist (redpilled)
t. bluepilled forever

"ah yes, the ol 80 ranged.

Ye shall be magic short bow spec'd in an instant, should you cross me"

Reposting this warning incase anyone missed it xx

hypnotic

utterly tesco post

paranoid that the top of my head is going bald because theres no way you can tell.

fewer redpills and more boner pills (prons)

phwoar! what a nice bit of crumpet! You dont get many of them to the pahnd!

Summer grasses:
all that remains of great soldiers’
imperial dreams

a total solar eclipse........the cosmic ballet goes on

>bluepilled

Guy gets sucked into machine spins around then his skeleton flies out

redpilled means right wing

depression is a choice

snap a snap with your iphone camera app

As I was going to Darby, Sir,
All on a market day,
I met the finest Ram, Sir,
That ever was fed on hay.

This Ram was fat behind, Sir,
This Ram was fat before,
This Ram was ten yards high, Sir,
Indeed he was no more.

The Wool upon his back, Sir,
Reached up unto the sky,
The Eagles made their nests there, Sir,
For I heard the young ones cry.

The Wool upon his belly, Sir,
It dragged upon the ground,
It was sold in Darby town, Sir,
For forty thousand pound.

The space between his horns, Sir,
Was as far as a man could reach,
And there they built a pulpit
For the Parson there to preach.

The teeth that were in his mouth, Sir,
Were like a regiment of men;
And the tongue that hung between them, Sir,
Would have dined them twice and again.

This Ram jumped o'er a wall, Sir,
His tail caught on a briar,
It reached from Darby town, Sir,
All into Leicestershire.

And of this tail so long, Sir,
'Twas ten miles and an ell,
They made a goodly rope, Sir,
To toll the market bell.

This Ram had four legs to walk on, Sir,
This Ram had four legs to stand,
And every leg he had, Sir,
Stood on an acre of land.

The Butcher that killed this Ram, Sir,
Was drownded in the blood,
And the boy that held the pail, Sir,
Was carried away in the flood.

All the maids in Darby, Sir,
Came begging for his horns,
To take them to coopers,
To make them milking gawns.

The little boys of Darby, Sir,
They came to beg his eyes,
To kick about the streets, Sir,
For they were football size.

The tanner that tanned its hide, Sir,
Would never be poor any more,
For when he had tanned and retched it,
It covered all Sinfin Moor.

Indeed, Sir, this is true, Sir,
I never was taught to lie,
And if you go to Darby, Sir,
You may eat a bit of the pie.

being in famine is a choice

Don't forget the clocks go back 30 years tonight #brexiteve

it means "awoken" in new age memespeak
generic tories or skinheads aren't enlightened just because they say nigger

need a bf

spooky

crazy to think we all have a skeleton living inside us...

china so crazy

Not the end of #EU domination, but certainly the beginning of the end. Happy #Brexiteve everyone #BrexitBritain We are on our way...

yeah m8
the discussions we are having is educational

Chasing after the world
Brings chaos.
Allowing it all to come to me
Brings peace

THE BIGGEST REDPILL OF 2017

post a tune already

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Alright lads, serious question about brit culture, hear me out.
I have this mate at work who is a gay brit (just mentioning his sexual orientation because it's partbof what makes him an interesting lad, the flamboyant personality and there is no underlying competition like you may have with other hetero mates if that makes sense). But the thing is that the guy kind of lives in his world and gives fake info about some stuff just to be interesting (e.g. Claims that prep has a 100% success rate, when I know from another gay friend who works on hiv that it's not as miraculous). And other more out there claims. Is it okay to tell a brit person that they are wrong/full of shit when they are or would that be rude?

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me in the tuk-tuk

Ah yes, observe the twat who found Sup Forums 3 months ago and is now spamming webms he finds edgy /gif/

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Found a redpill that i cant post because I would probably go to jail for inciting violence and posting horrific shit

@644
not a fucking chance

don't engage with the paki nonce

Tell him he's a liar jokingly and he'll know you're deadly serious.

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I had this dream today where I was fighting some old Irish guy. He kept yelling at me "You can't be in both the IRA and the UVF! You're not even Irish, you're American!" and i'm like fuck you, but he starts trying to attack me. So needless to say I heemed the cunt. At one point I even hit him over the head with a shovel, but the old motherfucker kept trying to fight me. So finally I was like dude I don't want to kill you, and I asked him if I left those organisations would he stop trying to attack me, and he said yes, so for the sake of his life I stopped.

>Found a redpill that i cant post because I would probably go to jail for inciting violence and posting horrific shit

>8 o'clock

that time of night now where it is literally impossible to avoid thinking about the inevitable work tomorrow

>644
shan't

What?

And here we have the autistic cuck who cries when he sees death as he has never left reddit before

Twas the night before Brexit
And all through Westminster & Whitehall
No one had a clue what they were doing
Oi you stop talking Britain down

Tunnel Snakes rule
We're the Tunnel Snakes
That's us
And we RULE!

I thought you were trying to illustrate the impermanence of life
but if you're just trying to be edgy and post gore I can't be a part of this endeavour

Feel like the BBC website is really starting to lag behind other respected and serious news sources like Reuters, AP and AFP. Its full of mundane shite, BuzzFeed shite and blog shite while regularly missing numerous interesting and important stories from home and abroad that get reported on by others

Discuss

watching an EXCELLENT self-help video by Woes

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>Nerd-shamers and perverts: why University Challenge is going viral

another avenue of pleasure cut off to me by the normoids

not farming quite so many (You)s as i would like as it happens

can you stop posting gore you underage twat

Don't forget to set your clocks back 44 years tonight.

its to get views
all 'internet' news is the same sort of complete rubbish because the average mong wont sit to read a long detailed article when they can read a short blurb about trans rights or whatever
journalism is dead

brexit is like the turkish voting for christmas

a significant portion of their articles are virtue signalling and muslim defending. no idea what the fuck is happening over there but i dont use them as my go-to news source any more.

had cauliflower cheese for tea tonight

>whinging sad faggot complaining about muh anyone not a white man
S H A N ' T
H
A
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T

literally got lung cancer with mets to brain and lads not even joking

what do

genuinely the only reason I watch uni challenge is to scope qts and laugh at 'tismos

can you stop coming to brit threads you fucking attention seeking kraut

PRESS 1 IF YOU BELIEVE IN BRITAIN

bet she won't do it

the (You) wells aren't like they were back in the day. Used to be able to mine a solid 50 YPH back before Chinese Moot came in and closed down the best wells.

>tfw you will never celebrate Christmas in Istanbul with your Turkish gf and visit the Hagia Sophia

reckon muslims should adopt christmas. those horrible fuckers need to lighten up a bit.

What time was it 44 years ago.

Ah yes the old saying one thing and meaning another approach, very perfidious. But yeah I think you're right, it's the most adequate way to say it in a work environment. Thanks lad. I'll do something like that

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why are you so desperate for attention regarding this? you're most likely lying so just fuck off

I'm sorry to hear that lad. I don't really know what you should do. I guess people say you should live your remaining time (months?) to the fullest? Maybe travel to Japan or something? Definitely get a prossie if you've not had sex?

Don't forget the clocks go back 30 years, 5 months, 18 days, 2 hours, 39 minutes and 20 seconds tonight

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methinks that's a man

that was filmed in student halls at like 6am the morning of final exams.

depression is literally the most sane response to life

The final redpill

Why is rorke so obsessed with hating the BBC? It's a huge organisation that caters to many people with different tastes

They still put out just as much serious content as they ever have and if you're not a technically illiterate mong you can find it

Just because they started publicizing their blogs and less serious sections doesn't take anything away from their credibility

business idea: let us post chebs in /brit/ after the 9pm watershed