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these threads are posted by some sorta evil mastermind who wants to know all our secrets
i dont trust em

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I rubbed my butt-hole area with a massager three times, came on two of the occasions

It was forgettable the first time, fun the second, and not worth the hassle the third

im in love with someone and the thought of her with anyone else angers me

oooh you have a crush

So do i but it's worse

I have a crush on three different girls

I want to suck cock and super submissive but i'm extremely masculine and I tell everyone i'm straight even though i'm a virgin :l

First of all being straight has nothing to do with virginity (don't know if this is a typo on your end)

Second of all, half this website wants to experiment. You and I are good examples.
Do you at least have some friend who keeps your secrets?

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

You puckered for pupper

I mean... Was she hot?

only one friend i have entrusted with the information specified also it was supposed to be im also a virgin idono i have a huge fetish of being a woman and treated like a sex toy but I am very masculine and I pride myself with being as straight as possible

I get off on betraying my gf's trust. I try to find old perverts to add awful captions to her nudes telling me that they own her most private possessions. Then I fap furiously to the proof that my precious trusting young gf is getting used like free porn behind her back. Cum buckets then feel like shit for giving her away

i am straight and i have sex with women

I know that feel user

There are times when I'm.in the horny mood where i think about what it's be like to just get fucked silly, but at the same time i also want to be the one that fucks people silly

Like you, only one person knows I'm basically bi, but he's gay. And he's flirted with me before (i don't want to fuck him, but I've considered getting a hand job from him. I know he'd try to escalate it though)

I'm convinced it's be easier for me to get in bed with another male before i find a girl. Doesn't mean I'm bent on doing it, them ladies is hawt, yo.

For you, don't worry about your physical appearance, plenty of gay bottoms who also hot the gym in case a bear attack.
I was actually reading a post about the potential dangers of trying to be the other sex, maybe I'll post it?

lol gay

bimp

Show me.

Kick?

I'm 100% straight, and Sup Forums makes me feel out of place.

I don't find men even slightly attractive but fuck, all the traps and faggots on here seem to have a lot of fun. life would be more interesting if I were bi.

my dream job is assistant to whitney as long as i have to lotion her legs on a daily basis

I touch myself at night. Is that bad?

awful.
you should should try touching other people at night. maybe a family member?

Last time I did that I got arrested. ):

yes

I hate my life and always have, too much of a coward to end it, i exist alone so when i do waste away no one will miss me

I found my mother's collection of vibrators and dildos and use them religiously. For some reason the thought of sharing with my mom and possibly getting caught turns me on.

Coming to terms with the fact that I'm probably going to die alone.

>Much older cousin forced his cock down my throat when I was 8
>Tried to kill myself last year; I just barely survived
>I cry myself to sleep almost every night

hot if femanon, degenerate filth if user

Awww shit. We got an Elliot Rodgers code blue. Please move to intercept before this escalates to code red

Let me tell you about Thanksgiving 1997. I'm seven years old.. Some weird fucking family I've never met (and have never seen since) shows up at my grandmother's house. They won't shut the fuck up about a salad they brought. The kids are insufferable, I couldn't pay attention to what they were saying if I tried. The little ginger faggot is in the bathroom for so long that I go running around the house with a full bladder, about to shit my pants. I piss a 1"3" spot on my pants, and try to hide it for a few minutes. I cut a ball off shit off with my clenching anus, and it rolls down my leg. Meanwhile, I observe the two older scumbags taking what is leftover on their plates and putting it BACK INTO THE SALAD BOWL. Finally, I get my turn to shit. I come out to my aunt picking up my shit, mistaking it for the dogs, and throwing it away. Everyone is eating the salad, and they see my piss stain.

Damn. Similar story but wasn't mouth raped. Much older cousin forced me to jerk him off when I was about that age. Our families went on vacation together when I was 16. We shared a hotel room. Bullied me into sucking his dick but I kind of liked it. Sucked him off every night for a little over a week

I put a spell on my best friend and now he's madly in love with me. I feel like shit now

nice try, FBI

I'm an associate attorney for a large corporate white-shoe firm. A few years back I helped a large mining company cover up the fact that it bulldozed a small village in South America because it found gold underneath and wanted to build a mine there. They bribed the local officials to turn the other way and about 100 people lost their homes. This is illegal under U.S. law (FCPA). For my hard work, I got a six-figure bonus. The company was never caught.

I bought a Porsche with the money and then sold it a year later when I got bored. The only thing that makes me feel guilty is that I know a normal person should, even though I don't.

Awesome, glad you're having a good time!

I have a hidden cam in my bathroom and I film all my female friends pissing, shitting, showering, changing, whatever when they come over.

Would be hotter if you are a femanon

Who says I'm not?

Me, faggot.

MTF doesn't count

i regret this

K

upload

I like 12 to 16 slices of cheese pizza.

Lol and risk someone recognizing my bathroom or someone in the video? Fuck that.

I blame myself for my mother's suicide

I have a crush on this guy in my math class who already has a girlfriend

i am 26 and i still live with my mom.

So try it out. I used to think kissing a guy was disgusting and felt different than kissing a girl. It really doesnt. Your eyes are usually closed anyways. Its so weird and unusual to me that it becomes kinky and hot. I couldnt ever date a guy but hooking up is something else. The sheer kinkiness and taboo of it helps me get off.

That sounds tough user.

I still cant really get over my ex. Every time I think I'm ok, something happens where I second guess myself.

Same. But I'm 31

Similar... I blame myself for my grandfather's death.

What is that like?

I am 22 have a girlfriend that is 19 and currently have 2 very hot girls who live in my state that want to fuck me with all their souls, girl 1 is 16 and lives 3 1/2 hours away girl 2 is 14 and lives 5 hours away. I am seriously considering going through with this as I seem to actually be in love with girl 1.

Go to the gym and be successful and throw a fuck you in her face. The best justice ive seen of an ex in my life was my exgfs sister. She broke up with her bf of 3 years without any explanation. I found out later that she was talking to someone else and thats why she broke it off, but he never really knew.

He asked her for 2 weeks for her to just give him a reason and she was just being a bitch. He internalized the anger and started going to the gym, getting ripped, bought a gun, went to the rifle range.. hes a ripped stud going to college while dis bitch is pregnant with her new bf of a year not going anywhere in life (as well as her bf)

I've fucked a cousin and made out with two different cousins. I haven't told anyone ever.

its start taking a toll of my sanity.

youtube.com/watch?v=kFaQehwgO9Y

thats so hot Got any pics that you can share?

I tried to fuck a Spanish Mastif when I was a teenager. It bit my cheek open.

I am a fireman

Why are you still living at home? I know someone in your position. I dont have the audacity to offer my help because they likely dont want it.

Are you a fireman or a man who cant put out a fire because getting employed to a fire station is near impossible?

I want to, but its not crippling, I still see her and we get along.
We even agreed that someday, dating may be a possibility again.
I just feel empty otherwise. I dont have thw drive to find someone else, she felt so perfect...

To catch a predator

I also have a crush on a QT but I don't get angry. Just a little sad we won't be together. Just gotta move on.

I sometimes put my regular trash in with the recycling pickup...I'm a monster

Im actually in a similar position than you. I talk to my ex of 3 years and while i love her i realize we will not be compatitble in marriage. I told her to date others but we can still talk

>good friends
>dating other people
>i have no intention of marrying, she might

but im going to tell her we cant talk anymore pretty soon as its getting too hard. I recommend you do the same

the thing is, I am in no way attracted to guys. its not a case of 'gosh I have conflicting feelings about this', I just wont get anything out of it.

I guess I just want the lifestyle.

>I get off on taboo, but thats not really taboo. if I came out as gay everyone I know would be fine with it

See im not openly bi and i dont plan to be for this reason. Also i dont want it to ruin my chances with girls and i couldnt date a guy if i wanted to. Tbh i didnt find guys attractive at first until i tried it. It took about 6 months for me to be able to even determine if a guy was attractive enough for me to hook up with.

if you didn't find guys attractive, why did you try it? entirely because of how dirty and forbidden it felt?

I shave my pubes and eat them if they look yummy. I even eat ass hair if I'm feeling up to it.

I tried it because i was just curious and the opportunity showed itself. I did not go out looking for it nor would i have. I still dont look for it. To females standards a very attractive guy came out to me one night drunk and i decided to pursue it.

As of now, i do have a way to gauge if a guy is attractive but honestly i either have to be super wasted or they have to come off to me as willing. But yea the dirtyness and forbidden aspect certainly made it amazing. Instantly hard the moment it happened for that reason

(Same person who commented just now) i got curious by accidentally seeing trannies on porn sites and shutting the video off right away. It would linger in my mind for days and id go back and watch 10 seconds and shut it off again. Slowly i watched more and started watching gay videos strictly because of how "un-me" it is and thats when i had to come to the realization that i was bi curious. Im also a pretty masculine guy around females too..

i like the feeling of a hard swampy fart upon the underside of my ballsack. it's trapped there for as long as i want it to

It just ferments there

I once got an intense orgasm from my female dog. Woke up to her going to town on my dick.

bs

I got into a serious skiing accident that left me partially paralyzed from the waste down for a year. Starting to regain motion and feelings in my lower half now but unfortunately I have been left with erectile dysfunction. My wife's been pretty patient with me but doctors don't know if my ED will ever go away. I felt bad for my wife so I ended up calling a friend to sleep with her. It's been an awkward situation for all three of us.

Not in NYC it's not

I feel for you user.. that really sucks.

eat a lot of beets, that might help

I think I was born autistic but I am afraid to admit it

This is the part where I get defensive and stuff, right?

no, its the part where you post a "this is bait" meme

Going to kill myself in summer. Feel like I'm at the point where it's too late to change anything about my life.

Not that big of a secret but meh, take it or leave it.

Two friends of me and myself have a group-chat going for years on messengers. Two of us have a gf that's why we keep it hidden and stuff. We of course send pr0n and shit also through the app.

Sometimes when they keep sending nudes of random girls in a higher frequency, I put a nude of my own gf between the random ones I send. They never notice it's her but unknowingly gave comments on her.

Not worth my time. It's a secrets thread, there is my secret, have a nice day regardless if you believe me.

I got a few... I'll start with saying that when I was younger (13 or so I think,) I forced my younger female cousin to suck me off and tried to fuck her, she was only 10 at the time.

how old are you? Im not gonna pull a Clay from 13 reasons or whatever but just wondering. I got a brother whos really depressed and i feel like he considers it but i dont have the audacity to try and bring it up

just saying, they have apps that you can download to put a psscode on other apps and if someone gets the passcode wrong twice it sends you a picture through email of the person who tried opening it.

I call myself straight but regularly get off with submissive women lel

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>disregarded

I am finding human women less and less attractive and the thought worries me...

I know the feel.

Yea I know, yet we use a dedicated messenger since my gf for her part is on NSA mode when getting my phone in her hands and since she knows my passcode and what messengers I use to chat with her and all other people

I feel as though I am destined to have sex with a blue-eyed wild woman who currently has a child and a deployed fiance.

I have a cuckolding fetish and I'm prepared to have my girlfriend fuck other men.

Stream it.

getting off with women is straight tho

what makes a pube look yummy??

bless your sheltered heart user