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Im gonna rape you

Deliver

Hello, I am a trans-nigger

that was me, op o.O will deliver to start us off though

So... are you conjoined twins or something?

Hello.

hey sarah how ya doin yo

reroll

you know how I know we're going to have sex tonight?

I'm stronger than you.

my ass, for no cash ;)

Roll

you and that ugly bitch to your left should totally suck this 3 inch cock of mine.

Ball is rolling

rollin this just why not

Sharpie in pooper

hey sarah, hows your aunt?? she live near you?? btw, where you live?? you trynna see me??? ight, on the way. I got ya IP and geo traked dat shiiit lulz ;)

Oh shit he did it

Wtf I hate Donald Trump now

So are you the very pretty one in th a pic?

Wth

Sad, I'm a big supporter. I'll break it to her one day

kek op pls delivar

Bet you haven't sucked as much dick as I have.

I want to bust a nut in you and on you little friend there. We can have a four some with the two of you myself, and my barely legal sister.

I like to masturbate to child pornography

Next. No response on the previous

I'm glad trump bombed Syria I fucking hate brown people

what's the difference between a woman and a catfish?

one is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other's a fish

tryna fuck?what dat mouf do?

PS vulgar comment s like this are gold. Best response

sharpie in pooper c:

Volvo my ass.

Looking kinda thiccc there sweetheart.
Getting sweaty and messy with me might help you shed a few pounds.

Roll on the girl you want me to respond on. No reference I'll just post to last chick I posted

Hey little lady!

This thread is weak on the dubs

I have always had fantasies about transgender girls and for the last year and a half I have been masterbating to nothing but transgender porn. I must say I really admire the curage you have to stand up for who you know you are and not be crippled by the weight of social stands of normalcy. With that being said, I believe I am ready to turn my fantasy into a reality. However, as I am still an anal virgin, the whole sex aspect kind of has me cautious. If we were to move forward with this relationship, how endowed are you and would you be gentle and take things slow until I am comfortable with you slam fucking my blown out cum dumpster that we will call my asshole.

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Who needs glasses when you could use my balls for goggles.

op you killed it

Ever tried anal with WD-40?

Another

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I came here to steal your panties

SHOW YO TITTIES BITCH!!!

Prove to me that you're human by sending me nudes

Did you know that Leah spelled backwards is hael as in Hael Hitler?

Send nudes or I shoot up my school!

How bout I put some fruity pebbles and milk in your ass so you can shit it into my mouth for breakfast

Do you like sharpie in pooper?

PAHAHAHAHA

Winrar

Ayy

Can't keep this sword in my pants yeah

Total fucking retard. Desperate for any type of communication. The most you'll get back from this is a correction of this fucking millennial's misspelling of Heil.

Shit motherfucker

kekd

If OP actually types this I will delay going to bed to find out if he gets a visit from the police

I came to your pictures ;)

Damn. Inb4 op arrested

DICK

I am almost 18 and have autism. Wanna fuck?

I LOVE MEMES

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Behind you!

I have a rare strain of terminal aids that can only be cured with your big tits. Help a brutha out

Do you know how to tie a noose? Asking for a friend.

my neighbour told me to be more quiet while I fucked his daughter

sedun dnes

when b = a, is a =b?

so: "babe" will be "abae"? or again "babe"?
I just dont get it

I want to take a shit on your chest, freeze it with liquid nitrogen and then force feed it down your throat as I slit your taint and watch you bleed out.

I fuck dogs in my free time

Send me pictures of your dead relatives to fap to plz

I just farted. Wanna bite?

Big nigs gonna need mo rope

this

A-Wonka-Wonka-doooo!!! Hey hey lol im cute and sometimes a douchebag, that's your only warning! Anyways, I think you have nice shoes, let's fuck!

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Let me into your womb!

Check your voicemail...

Eat me black cock

Screeeeeeeeching parrots singing tunes of hatred for niggers

I had a dog named Leah once...I fucked it

If PULLING someone's finger makes them fart, does PUSHING their finger make their butt suck air in?

I dont care what you niggers say

If you really wanna have fun, then kiss my ballsack

I will gladly fuck your dog for sixpence

I lynched two niggers back when I was 7

Send n00ds or I come to your home and fuck your mop bucket

Bow down to me, pleb

Goddamnit I fucking give up you cunt fuck your dubs

I'd grab you by the pussy! #hillaryisacunt #amiright

Nigger puddinh

I'm ready, mommy

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Your name gives me a raging hard on

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