My boss just bought a dead seagull to have in the office we've narrowed it's potential name down to Seymour the seagull...

My boss just bought a dead seagull to have in the office we've narrowed it's potential name down to Seymour the seagull or Gary the gull trips casts the deciding vote or bump another name to consider

If you don't call it Steven you should just fuck off forever

Why not both
Gaymour the seal

Steven sucks donkey balls

Gaynor is now being added to the potential names

Well, in that case I support my initial statement and I am rolling for Gaynor

birdy mcbirdface

I should have seen that one coming, people in the office are now routing for Gaymour though

Yes, Gaymour is the superior name
All praise Gaymour

reroll

Keep coming close my friend

shameless reroll

rabbi shekelstein

Gets trips... goes for random new name

y tho

WEENRAR NOICE

Voting for Gary

RIP Gaymour
Thou shall be missed

Op is gonna be a fag now and say fuck off that name sucks

Fuck off that name sucks trips still decides

Steven seagull

pigeon

Shillary the Shekel Collector

Like I said earlier Steven sucks donkey balls, potential names are Seymour, Gary or the new contenders Gaymour and Pigeon

Gary is a name reserved for goats mate, sorry

Your point is well made, ok Seymour, Gaymour or Pidgeon

Jason Seagull

Or Steven Seagull

both work

Steven remains as always complete donkey balls no Steven

thanks for your consideration, cheers

Gaymour and Pigeon have split the office as the most poular

another shameless Gaymour reroll

I vote Pidgeon

this obvsly

reroll

Everyone in the office hates Steven so it's a no go

reroll again

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Roll for Gaymour new mascot of Sup Forums

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forcing this

This will go on for a very long time

git

Killing me how close people are getting

Gaymour

get

5000 years later
Gaymour

Rolling for Gaymour new queen of Sup Forums

pigeon

kek wills it

Op here I'm getting tempted to just say fuck it and call the damn thing Gaymour this is taking ages, no meme magic to be found in this thread

Although I 100% support Gaymour... Pigeon did get trips

U w0t m80

Holy shit just when I had given up all hope, so I in the name of Kek christen this dead bird Pigeon the seagull may he continue to creep us out for all our time at work

Could someone screen so his thread I'm on my phone so can't, i will print it off, frame and hang the screencap in the office

post pics when you do. I want proof my shitpost made it into real life.

Todvogel, Gullit pr Gaymour

Was hoping for a more complete screencap but if this is all then I will post tomorrow or day after when I buy the frame

Jonathan Livingston

Nice

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Robert the Faggot Bird.