Tfw no gf

...

Aye, I know that feel laddy

not sports

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>tfw the only gf i could get is a single mom

>tfw the only gf I could get was in her late 30's and batshit crazy

At least I got to experience one actual relationship

not sure if this feel is worse than no gf. ur me btw

it sucks to have to help deal with her toddler but not sleeping alone for the rest of my life maybe makes it worth it

> tfw side bitch threatened to contact my main bitch

>tfw gf but no guy friends to hang out with

>tfw you knock her up too

>tfw a girl liked you 10 years ago and you didn't do anything about it and now you think about her every day

what does it feel like to hold a girls hand

kys

basically me.... but only been 6 years. would have a brakedown if met her.

its nice

Feels nice. You feel all warm and fuzzy if it's a qt girl you like

>tfw no superior roach gf to laugh at you

>tfw you give her a creampie and don't take responsibility

iktfb

>tfw never use condoms
>tfw possibly have a bastard kid crawling around somewhere

I haven't had that much sex but the possibility is still crazy

>tfw you fall for get a gf meme
>tfw you let her move in

its over

>tfw your on a shitposting spree
>"honey come help me with this puzzle"

Fuck are you me?
>tfw cute, tall and girls love you
>you're like rat poison to other guys

Seriously, what the fuck? Am I arrogant or threatening?

That bitch is ugly but her friend is hot

she came into a deli that i was working at and i fucked up her order by making her sandwich on the wrong bread. that was her last memory of me, if she actually remembers it at all.

>>tfw cute, tall and girls love you

Lol no you're not

well done

did you atleast put some of your jizz on the sandwich?

This is me too except I was in Kindergarden

6'2" and people ask me if I've modelled. You mad?

I'm absolutely sick of this shit on Sup Forums. This isn't bro culture. This is borderline sucking-another-man's-dick culture. You faggots need to wake up and realize this is a board for SPORTS, not group therapy. Take this shit to /r9k/. None of you will ever get a girlfriend, but will come here to talk about how you thought you had a chance with a girl, but missed out on it. Then the other 50 of the same cockslobbers on this board will hit you up with the "I know that feel, bro." It's the same thing, day in day out. There are sports on right now. "But I don't follow that sport, it's boring." Well guess fucking what? Who cares? If you wanted to talk about your faggy feels with other beta males, do it on some other board or down at your local mall's Hot Topic store. You cancers need to leave this board and come back when you have something worthwhile to contribute. Bro culture my fucking ass.

pics or it didn't happen faggot

>denmark

I'm not gonna do that, are you stupid? I'm not saying I'm Chris Evans but I do well. My point is that I don't know why I'm a bro repellant

>tfw 9/10 but only 6'

feels weird to have girls taller than you check you out

>working double shit
>gf is home all day playing facebook games
>get home, tired as fuck
>just wanna eat something and shitpost before bed
>she gets mad because I'm not being romantic and I don't want to "make love"

autism.

>butthurt virgin detected

I'd say they look alike... sisters, perhaps?

Newfags get out 2bh

just bend her down and give her the D

Probably. Is it possible to be too confident whereas you start bordering on smugness? I think I may have that

this literally just happened to me but with m-my mom

>tfw in a perfectly happy relationship with my gf for almost 3 years now
>tfw occassionally feel bad because she's unironically the only woman I've ever had sex with
>tfw I could possibly die having had sex with only one female in my entire life

I blame the hook-up culture portrayed in hollywood movies/TV series for making me feel bad about this