If you could tell your 14 year old self one thing (without telling the future) what would it be?

If you could tell your 14 year old self one thing (without telling the future) what would it be?

Don't hang out with mark its downhill from there

Eat more fiber.

Your wife will have big tits

Learn to control your drinking before it's too late

stop being such a betafag

never take diphenhydramine

Fucking this

Let a lot of shirt that bothers you right now slide. In 10 years it won't matter.

Don't spooge in your sisters panties

stop measuring your dick

Dont throw yourself into a relationship whole heartedly because a few years down the line you'll be stuck if you do.

Don't go to that party with that black guy you were fucking

If you are approached my a man you don't know. Do not accept a free drink from him

Do your fucking schoolwork idc if you get 90s on the tests stop being a lazy shithead

Don't lie, you still do that

Bend over.

Don't let brian, nico and Ron go swimming on May 29th.

Don't be scared, join, serve and you'll survive Afghan and won't even feel bad about what you do there.

Did you get date raped?

This shit. Every woman I've ever met in my life ended up being a good for nothing leech cunt whore. I would tell myself under no circumstances do you get anyone pregnant or waste your time in a long term relationship.

Tell story pls

Get a skill early and buy a house as soon as possible

you fuck up hard in the future so just end it now to save you family grief

That's the spirit!

Jail ain't so bad so stop being a pussy

I'd just give him some advice on dressing like a respectable person. Stop dressing like a wigger because you sure don't act the part you little retard.

This

Start chopping wood by hand for your cousins. Build up massive testosterone. Read even more than you already do. Start writing. Study harder. Stay away from porn.

Always check dubs.

This is a solid advise

You'll make more friends in university by studying hard and doing well than you will by partying hard and looking like an ass

Do not waste in any opportunity to fuck girls you meet, whoever you are with isn't worth it.

Give a shit about SOMETHING. Doing nothing at school, making no effort to be friends with anyone, all this apathy isn't good, man.

Buckle up faggot, the next 10 years are going to fucking suck

Don't go to Sup Forums.

Stay away from your best bud's cousin, he's a corrupt faggot. Also bang your best bud's sister, just ask her else you'll regret that.

Dont stop messaging her

Go to Sup Forums and save every thread.

This is always the right answer

PLEASE stop messaging her

Not that guy but you'll trip, and you'll trip fucking hard. It's not enjoyable in the slightest. Also you might get restless leg syndrome so bad you think you might tear your own legs apart.
>Literally saw stick figures running around my friend's desk
>Another time was walking down street talking to two of my friends only for them to vanish. So I call one of them to ask where they went and they've been home all day.

Don't go full Mel Gibson on public transit on Saturday April 8 2017

Just do what you want. You spend too much time worrying about whether or not you'll embarrass yourself or lose friends, but they're all gonna leave in time and a new crew will cycle in. You're gonna miss out on too much if you keep wondering "what if" instead of just trying

Kill yourself

Put the pill bottle down. I know you're bored but believe me, you'll thank me in 8 years bud.

Exercise more and don't sweat the little stuff, because only you'll remember or care about the times you were embarrassed in school.

Fuck that noise! That sounds horrible. Why do people do things like that willingly?
Also, I made my own comment in the thread and I thought you were responding to that. I was very confused haha

don't go to this fucking winter party

Why'd you take that shit again then dumb ass

I made an entire book of things like these. I am planning to give it to my son as soon as he is 15.

You can save her. Just tell the police.

kill them

REktekek

Don't get caught fucking your sister

Stop stealing porn magazines, grow a pair, cut your fucking hair, shave your feather mustache and TALK to grills

Wont work. I think 80% of parenthood is warning your children about shit they shouldnt do and then watch them fuck it up anyway and trying to at least make them learn from the mistake.

What you do?

Scan and post book plz

Because I was a dumb ass teen who wanted to escape reality no matter how unpleasant. Current day me would probably only recommend that shit to suicidal people.

>what is parenting

Arent you a nigger? by chance?

You really think you'll listen to yourself?

>he thinks he can force his kids to do whatever he tells them

Tell Trump to Assassinate Obama they'll never expect him

Its in my native language. But I can translate one day to post it here.

Better leave to buy cigarettes and come back when hes already 20s then, what a great dad lol.

What is your native language?

>>Better leave to buy cigarettes and come back when hes already 20s then, what a great dad lol.
Nice counter argument against the strawman you made. You sure showed them.

Don't have kids. Nutting in bitches feels amazing, you end up with a pregnancy fetish, but it's not worth the 18 years and thousands of dollars.

With the jobs I've had I could be living comfy right now instead of barely making it by.

Also stay away from spice and booze.

dont go on Sup Forums... youll get cancer

What a great dad I said. Cant you hear me clapping?
Deutsch

Dont worry I will upload it some day.

use a condom

At all cost ignore dubstep step and redheads

Spice?

Don't invite the redhead round, you can't help her

Don't procrastinate forever

>What a great dad I said. Cant you hear me clapping?

>say that thinking you can just order your kid around doesnt work
>ow user you leave your kid alone till hes 20 years old what are you a retard
>I never said that
>hurr durr cant you see me clapping youre awesome
You can also stop replying

Go with the flow. Your life is a journey wrought I'll with adventure

Stability is better than sleeping around

Your friend will try to show you this website. Don't let him.

>Stop working
>Stop it you can have money later
>Start being a kid learn about girls
>That way you won't fall for every broken and abused girl
>You can't save or fix them just hit em and quit em.

I am saying you are a good father, what else do you want from me nigger?
Someone please, start the slow clap for this lad right er.

clap
clap
clap

Post pics user? I need this man.

Not him but you must have had a poor relationship with your parents

>he doubles down
embarrassing

Google? First thing that pops up.

I killed them

Don't Marry Amanda

kill yourself now
it isn't worth it

Satanism is edgy and dicks are cool.

You're actually really handsome and a fantastic guy. Don't let those stupid doubts make you think otherwise

Just ask her out already, for God's sake it's been three years and she's also into you, you fucking beta!

I used to be addicted to spice. I started getting this weird feeling on the back of my neck. Like it would tremble

you have adhd, ur not stupid

Oh alright. Hey try typing in "why did" and see why marriage is a fraud

invest in bitcoin dont sell before 2017

Talk more, get out more, be more confident, cherish your friends, else you'll end up bitter, depressed, cynical and alone

I have a message for the 14yo you. Stop posting

If someone in your house cuts their veins, *give* them the attention they starve for, even though it's against your rules. you don't want the shit that follows from negligence

>don't be a dick

> Sometimes it'll spit white goo in your sisters dirty panties