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Merkel

yanks in

women are unironically unattractive

brave statement to make in this thread

emily

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*play film*
ah yes hm

>TENCENT PICTURES
shan't

>none of us care or know anything about australian cities

faggot

bit gay

been thinking this for a while now

GO TEAM AMERICA!

Women are a pain in the arse but smell nice and are soft to touch.

Love burying my face into my gf's fanny, slipped a finger up her bum last time

Her arse looks lumpy and lopsided yuck

A'll feckin HEEM ye Tiddles

hes right though

he's not wrong

australia, like canada, is as irrelevant as it gets

perth > hobart > brisbane > sydney > melbourne > darwin >>>>> adelaide

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Rank these surnames from best to worst

Cox
Lawson
MacDonald
Hamilton
Jones
Webb
Burke

Hollywood is cucked into praising China in their films so that they have a chance of being allowed in China

arse

Rasheed

very nice

I hate how "open" American culture forces everyone to be

just because you label yourself with all sorts of inane things doesn't make you truly "liberated"
if anything they only weigh you down.

how do you stop being a miserable git lads?

tried friends
tried a gf
tried working
tried booze

didn't really cut it and I'm still a moody cunt

Snooker

arse?

>Eating pussy

had 2 gfs that were out of my league and dated them for years and only had to go down on them a handful of times

her face is a 'saster

It had been attacked by a dog and I thought it was dying.

But when I started stomping it was actually very alive. But I couldn't stop at that point because then I was just stamping on a cat for no reason. So I carried on until it died for real.

Still have mixed feelings about the whole affair tb h

macdonald > jones > burke > lawson > cox > webb > hamilton

why are you miserable?

>attacked by a dog
>stomp on a cat

Why

Can't fault this at all

>MacDonald
>Hamilton
>Lawson
>Burke
>Jones
>Webb
>Cox

>But when I started stomping it was actually very alive. But I couldn't stop at that point because then I was just stamping on a cat for no reason. So I carried on until it died for real.

kek what a mong

This post makes no sense

ingrown hair on my willy shaft lads. someone please help

ime women would rather go straight to a good dicking than get their fanny licked

t. minger

>slipped a finger up her bum last time
not keen on this 2bh

dont' think I'd mind licking a clean, cute girls arsehole though

I actually enjoy it

I get her to suck me off while I do it

boris johnson?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia

How did Australians go from this to being unashamedly patriotic cunts?
I think we could do with a bit of that here.

A R S E
R
S
E

Have you heard what was James Blunt singin about in Beautiful?

Couldn't believe it.

london

don't like anything and spend my free time thinking about how much I don't like things

Mark Corrigan?

Helen Mirren was tight as FUCK back in the day

It was bleeding and shit, wasn't moving. So I tried to kill it to put it out of it's misery, like in the movies. But then it started screeching and trying to crawl away.

Was very traumatising for me.

the government
total cockup

that's the best

love when nose is right in her arsehole

Thanks

how do I get rid of an ingrown hair on my cock shaft

*boyish coy look*

But if a dog attacked you, why did you kill a cat?

Best course of action desu

She loves it. immaculate bumhole

Birmingham or Manchester?
North, East, South or West London?
Wales or Scotland?
Leeds or Sheffield?
Bristol or Nottingham?
East Anglia or West Country?l
Belfast or Glasgow?
Devon or Cornwall?

mad to think there are people posting here who don't remember 9/11

This seems odd to me as a virgin.

Like surely if women are conditioned to expect men to only go down on them once in a blue moon she would really appreciate it if you did it more often. Maybe I'm missing something from my virgin perspective but I always expected that I would be going down on a girl frequently.

get a girl to suck your dick so hard it pulls the hair out

Cut it off

The dog attacked the cat, I scared it away.

>Sydney's Parramatta Road could have track-free, electric trams under plan to ease congestion
who here /sydneypowerhouse/

what happened on November 9th?

Thamesmead isn't even in London

mental health "problems" are a self fulfilling prophecy

manchester
west
wales
sheffield
bristol
west country
belfast
cornwall

if you don't like anything then do nothing and be content, put thought out of your mind and imagine your head like a vast tranquil mountain lake high above the clouds.
spend some time just trying to imagine the lake, the feel of it, what it is like to BE a lake in every possible way.

>tfw gf is absolutely opposed to anal, even just a finger

Going to need to work on that lads

Birmingham
West
Wales
Sheffield
Bristol
West Country
Glasgow
Devon

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still can't believe someone scheduled this for that rally unironically

she doesnt exist.

my gf on the other hand loves anal. only when shes on the rag though

Manchester
Deport London altogether
Scotland
No idea so I'll say Leeds
Bristol
No idea so I'll say East Anglia
Glasgow
Devon

Why? Anal is disgusting

I don't and I'm 24

>mmaculate bumhole
that's what I mean though, the outside can be nice and clean but the inside will always be a gamble on whether your fingernail will come out with shite underneath it

>Paul Joseph Watson isn't clickbai-

hey my city has trackless trams too

>Anal is disgusting

Why so homophobic?

you are gay, congrats

they really appreciate it

>track free tram

they're called buses mate everyone else already has them

I go down on my gf as a bit of banter tb h, like she laughs when i do it and there's no expectation that she will cum from it or anything.

>trackless trams
Its called a bus you fucking idiots

hint of fanny here

JANNYYY

>trackless trams

You mean buses?

So does mine, but one day I just licked her bumhole while going down on her, slipped in a cheeky finger a few weeks later.

Don't actually wanna do anal but I reckon I could get her to agree to it

>new gf
>she doesn't yet know the full extent of my sexual aggression
>3rd time having sex
>she trusts me at this point
>rough sex as fuck
>tie her down ass up
>eat out her asshole
>she's confused but enjoying it
>split on my cock then stick it in her ass
>it hurts but I thrust shallow until she stops fighting it
>go to town fucking deep and hard
>she has an anal orgasm
>rip my cock out and jerk off into her mouth
>her first anal and now fucking loves it the dirty little cunt

Yeah man

Don't like poo on my willy

nearly got run over by a trackless tram today

no

trackless tram

completely different thing

It seems to me through my limited exposure of Aussies through their media and on the internet that they are an entire nation of rednecks. I wish I lived there

how do so many people in here have a gf?

girl applied so much suction to my bell while sucking my cock that I ruptured 3 blood vessels

no

bus

exactly the same

/brit/ is a normie general

Don't be a pussy lad

We made it lad

You'll get there dw