Walk outside

>Walk outside
>See this
Wat do?

do you need a hand or..

ask her how she got there in the first place and if i could help her with something

Throw out the trash

Ask her if she wants to get fucked. If she does I throw her in the ocean and say now you're fucked.

wtf it's like she has an ass on her front side

it's not rape if she doesn't defend herself

Women float, the boobs are basically just fat and milk and works as flotation devices.
She will just be carried back to shore by the currents.

Same

You just made my fantasies about her so much hotter

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I place a snake near her and watch how she tries to escape

"Such a nice body must've cost you an arm and a leg"

i am a simple Man i see a opportunity i grab it by the pussy

ehh i mean im not into amputee but this bitch is asking for it

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Where's your source! ?

>grab her and roll her down a hill
imagine seeing that shit kek

hang a steak around her neck and see how long she survives

"Since when was photoshop IRL?"

Not the same guy but it is an commonly known fact.
That is why during the witch hunt era they threw women in the water, if they sank they were witches and if they float they were normal.

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Throw a huge bag of fat in the water and see if it floats. Then take two of them. Must be fun being retarded like you.

Use her as a fleshlight

take her to the Vet and ask if the snake has autism

How is she shaving herself?

Is this you user?

If they floated they were witches dumbshit

>be me
>fat tittied girl with no arms and legs
>be nicely formed female, there is no need for vestigial appendages like arms and legs
>have men wrapped around my thumb, er uhhhh my *redacted*
>there are even entire websites full of men that can't get women and circle jerk about female inferiority whenever they aren't posting chad/howdizmakeyoufeelwhiteboi threads
>mfw many of them cross dress and they all jerk off to each other instead of the inferior female
>fucking allah, here's one of them now
>can hear him making anime noises and among other autistic sounds
>can't roll over to see him
>he's too autistically unaware to notice me
>nearly steps on me, sees me
>murmurs something quickly and powerwalks away
>returns to forum to make shitpost about rolling me down a hill when hes actually a weaker person than a legless armless female

Turn 360 Degrees and walk away

I'll roll you down a hill too if you don't delet this.
I'll roll everyone down a hill. They used to call me Rocco the Rollo in high school for my notorious behavior.
>mfw other kids were afraid of me for my strange addiction to rolling people down hills

I never thought the legends were true

I don't even have an amputee fetish or weird shoop fetish or whatever this is but that's a nice body, would bareback bust a nut in

glue mannequin limbs to her and stand her up in a clothing store window.

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Put in her pussy and arsehole with evil hate from hell.

praise allah for this gift of easy sex and the lack of witnesses

I'll be watching, but its cool, just what a nigga does you know what am sayin?

>Fuck her
With no arms or legs she can't run away or fight back

Wait until she needs to shit and help her out with wiping and slip a sly two fingers up her pussy

flip her over and watch her try to get on her back again like a bug but you all know by the time she does its already to late

roll her off chair into the water

UPS just delivered my new fleshlight

Roly poly toy ! I paly !

is there a good side with stuff like this?

so thats where i put my fleshligt

She has like a full 360* ass

goes to fancy dress shop, rents uniform. Pretend to be some paramedic. Drapes white sheet over her. Carry her off in van. Bring home...you can guess the rest.

>Untie strings for her bottom
>peel bottom back
>proceed to eat her out like a rabid hog
>don't stop till she can't speak anymore

See... i wanna know if she can even wear a bra with the arms cut off at the shoulder

Bet he's a button mashing faggot.

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Whats the word to discribe this kind of woman?

I'd have a wife like this, if I was rich enough to afford all of the medical and help shit she would need.

My house would always be crawling with pussy

i would tell her, that i will love her for the rest of her life...
then fuck her every night!!!

of course she can't dumb ass, she has no hands to put the bra on with!

damn why that hairy ass bitch dont shave?
...oh yeah right.

Make sure to turn her over in an hour or she'll be only cooked on one side

>Dear Diary, JACKPOT!

> fuck it, I'll fuck it.