Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there looking at you

Wat do???

Bitchslap her with the strength of a thousand suns exploding. That broad is annoying as fuck.

Tip my fedora and show her my dragonsoul katana and offer her the chance to replace my sailor moon body pillow

Ask her to eat the whole bowl of eggs

shave her fucking eyebrows off

Ask her how the fuck she got into my house

punch her in the face
make her pass out
call 911
how did she get into my house?!

introduce her to my cute sister.

Tell her
>You don't need to tell me what happened but you do need to eat those eggs
as I hand her some eggs

,Question my sanity. Clearly an illusion. No female ever finds her way down my basement except for my cat.

tip my fedora, M'lady

Try to act cool
Ask her what she is doin in my house
Get an anxiety attack
Fall on the floor, start crying excessively

360 degrees turn and walk away

Kill her in self defense.

Ask her "why so serious?!"

kiss her on every inch of her body

Scream for my Mom

Get mad at myself for forgetting to lock the door again.

Rob her and kick her out.

Hold her down and shave her eyebrows....using my cum as shaving cream.

ooh, been waiting for this for a loooooong time. finally my fappasy becomes rapeality

You'd be facing her.....

Ask her why she only likes women and black guys

You must be new here

Found the newfag

And you'd be trolled, newfriend.

I'd ask her to sign my copy of Suicide Squad.

Quickly run back out apologizing, because clearly I'm in the wrong house.

she must have one scary hairy bush

shave one of her eyebrows.
then take her out for drink.

samefagging becomes apparent pretty quickly. back to the catalogue where anons might actually talk

...

Ask her if I can get her an eyebrow wax done.

Wonder why some random chick is looking at me. Continue on with my day unperturbed.

Play with her caterpillars.

>see her
>fall to knees
>bow down
>wait for permission to kiss feet to greet Goddess

I would ask her wtf is for dinner. She would then hold out a plate full of cocaine to me. We would then spend the entire night snorting cocaine and tonguing each others tight buttholes.

I don't know what it is, but something makes me want to bang the fuck out of her

Ask her to marry me

360ยบ truffle shuffle outta there

>knock her out and tie her up
>dye her eyebrows a shade that matches her hair
>lots of rape
>release her when the 'brows change back to their normal sharpie black color.

>mfw Cara is in my home suddenly
I would look for hidden cameras because I would think I'm on a hidden camera TV show

>Edgy

Bend my ass over and let her peg me til I spew out a pool full of semen and then proceed to make her cum glazed donuts and a cup of coffee.

>be my
>go house
>vision car delvin
>penis erect
>weewee in her poopoo
>alpha
>omeg
>zoop
>erectile is now hurt
>hurt a great deal
>explode
>car devlin scream yes while i explode

>photograph familiar

+1 for you