Detroit Red Wings at Pittsburgh Penguins

Game start 7 PM EST

Detroit Red Wings (11-10-3) at Pittsburgh Penguins (14-7-3)

get your booze ready

Abby out
Bertuzzi out
Smith out
Athanasiou out
Marchenko out
Helm out
Howard out

Nosek and Lashoff called up from the Grand Rapids Griffins

>pens lineup
>not mentioning Coreau is getting his first NHL start tonight

if I did that no one would post it and bump the thread so that some faggot mod doesn't delete the thread because it's 30 mins before game time

Red Wings stats against the Penguins.

>Pierre

4-2 Penguins

>excuse me, but is the game......

I dont get it

The copypasta

this lady can sing

but can she SUCC????

bob errey talking to bourque in the middle of the action and it cuts to an arbys commercial? what the fuck root

almost missed a goal too

whoa I think bill might get credit fr a check there

this is an insanely physical game. i don't think i've ever seen the pongs play this hard on the bodies.

LOL SHITTSBURGH

alright so it won't be a shutout that's good

ZETTERBEARD

HANK

if by ever you mean under Sullivan then you're probably right. its also kuny's first game back

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holy shit how the fuck was that not a trip?

Because he fell on his own

projection: red wings win 3 - 0.

not familiar

Are you trying to be new to Sup Forums for some sort of lame "kek"?

maybe he just isn't memeing piece of shit with a neet's repository of useless inside internet jokes like you and genuinely doesn't know?

SOLID 7 AM I RIGHT

nailed it

if you had been on Sup Forums since before 2012 it's literally impossible to not know what he's talking about

well i wasn't, so deal with it

>if you haven't been in this one very specific place 30 years ago

I'm sorry for your loss

>replying with memes

I have a hard time believing someone would come to Sup Forums now and actually enjoy it enough to stay but I guess some do

i've got my coping mechanisms

on a hockey related note, i think kenny is definitely sending mantha down when everyone is healthy and bringing him up next year full time, since hes one of our only players that is waiver exempt

Why aren't you in a more enjoyable place like reddot?

very original

Unironically it was an honest question.

because I like being anonnymoose. Sup Forums basically is reddit now except we call our subreddits generals instead

unironically, not that guy, but I go there to see current news for the wings and maybe some gifs and shit

sometimes I make the mistake of joining the discussion...they're all literally retarded. I have more informed discussions between the memes here than I do there.

and honestly I like the stupid meme fueled nature of /hoc/

generals are a cancer that should be cleansed.

I literally feel the same.

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>stinky
>smelly
>flightless
>birds

Are pongs taught to embellish?

Nah they just know they're going to get ref love, they'd be stupid not to.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE SHITTY OF SHITTSBURGH

lel pens leaving fleury out to dry yet again

>literally having your arm yanked by another player isn't a penalty

i mean i know you guys are trolling but i'm not gonna lie i'm triggered as fuck right now.

he flailed his arms as he fell.

the pens are 18th in the league in powerplay time

>arm yank
>fall a different way

Pick 2

>smirking as I read the two pens fans in the state of Michigan whine about Mickey Redmond on Twitter

I stayed home on a saturday night to watch this

Beautiful isn't it?

>mfw he isn't entertained.

now it is

BILL SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

BILLLLLL

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

DA CITY OF DETOILET

>scoring a single goal.
>against a debut goalie.
>getting this excited

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>new home ECHL goalie is former red wings prospect Tom McCollum
Neat.

with that goal Bill actually won everyone at the game a free big mac with their ticket stub

>all these salty as fuck WANGS fans

i know you guys are winning by a single goal but could you tone it down a little. we're all just here to have fun.

Literally what are you even talking about?

You literally had some just post >DETOILET

bill, malkin, and crosby are all in the top 10 in the league in points now

Says the retard posting shittsburgh after every goal

they called that a high stick?

No, says someone else.

>blindly calling anonymous posters "retard"
>not salty

LARKIN
A
R
K
I
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>STINKY
>SHITTY SMELLING
>FISH EATING
>FLIGHTLESS BIRDS
>FROM THE SHITTY OF SHITTSBURGH

>stream is delayed.
>see your post
>watch carefully

Holy shit, I didn't believe you at first.

STINKY STINKY STINKY

Yeah I'm watching off Fox Sports Go so I have the same problem

everyone always says this and I'm starting to feel bad

I kinda liked the expectation. I think Vanek had it, I saw him pass to Larkin, and then I knew.

Also, Coreau is actually kind of decent. Not bad at all. I like his helmet.

It's alright, I used to use streams with less delay on purpose so I'd always be the first to post. Even when I still had the Philippines flag and had to watch in 360P I could beat everyone. Now I get to be the one getting spoiler'd

>spend the last 10 minutes on the toilet
>wings score

damnit I missed it

>not watching on your phone from the toilet

>Not shitting with the door open and using an elaborate setup of mirrors to continue watching the game.

I like this.

I have that, but this shit required my undivided attention

>Nielsen's goal being replayed to the silent shittsburgh crowd

SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

BONINO BONINO BONINO

OH SHIT ANOTHER OT LOSS INCOMING

Fuck off pongs I still hate you

it's ok. the feeling is mutual.

JK

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCK YES

>it's another "red wings blow it in the third period" episode

what was the penulty

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SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HAHAHA

WE GONNA GET THE DUBYA TONIGHT BOYS

>you forgot because of penalties.

HAHA ITS THE WINGS 3RD PERIOD BREAKDOWN! !!

>shittsburgh actually plays cotton eye joe

>the irony is that Detroit is the real shithole