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Britain is a shithole

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think tim voted leave?

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Don't think janny will like this

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Will be notifying the doorman of any political posts

leccy just went off lads, reckon this brexit wasnt a such a good idea

Pickled onions

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Did NOT read that post just after the new thread link about pickled onions

why don't we all flock to a /cum/ once in a while

>a load of my mates got Irish or Italian citizenship after the vote result was announced
>i'm only eligible for Overseas Citizenship of India

think my shoulder to hip ratio is a bit off lads

TICLE 50

cooked myself an ambitiously large dinner
shall be doing an ambitiously large poo

The body shop post

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Normally you swallow me. Yet, if I were more, I would swallow you.

what am i?

depressed

I'm an irish citizen now lol
get to reap the benefits of the weak pound and then bugger off to greener pastures during the turbulent 10 years ahead

Council estates should be torn down, motorways scraped, make Britain green again tbph

lefturds are STILL MAD

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Cannot fathom how hilarious it will be to watch as rorkes realise that over the coming years their friendly neighbour aleksy will be replaced with ogbo of Nigeria and nasheed of Pakistan.

Scotland

im eligible for literally nowhere
not even fucking ireland or something
if i really pushed really really hard i might be able to squeeze a zimbabwe passport (my sister definitely could) but who the fuck wants that

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Depositing a poo into my savings fund

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see

>Jeb

priceless

what did people in the UK think of him?

>in the middle of a dark, empty forest at 2am
>not scared

>too scared to go downstairs at night

explain this one

haven't gone to the gym in a week because I've been ill. Think I've got smaller, but I don't think it works like that lol

god damn it

Nobody knew who he was.

your best bet would be converting to judaism and moving to israel or just moving to ireland

cum

stupid fuck. how about you look at the fucking thread and see that the L was posted already

Millets post

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You're a 14 year old girl.

>my sister definitely could
what

Cities are filled with serial killers, forests aren't

hs2: err lets destroy the countryside so we can get to birmingham mosque 15 minutes faster

For the best

why would i do that when i'm the one posting all the letters.

Nothing will change

Moon out at night?
And its not an enclosed area

Your basement brings up primal fears of wandering into a dark cave where all sorts of nasty things could be

sound like you've got the homosexuality

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New Daehan

she was born there and lived there for the first two years of her life
my parents lived there as english ex pats

>being anti hs2
umm what? do you not like cheaper trains and more regional development outside london?

anyone want any frogs?

jeb is a mess

bit racist that
where would we put the muslims????

number of poles coming here will reduce while the number of pakis will at best stay the same

t. 16y old

Imagine actually being Scottish lmao

morning lads

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>people itt acting as if brexit is permanent
We'll leave for about 7-10 years. Once our gdp has halved and most of the brexiloons have died of old age, we'll beg to rejoin. And the EU (being mature and responsible) will let us back in with slightly worse terms.

wish I had an interesting backstory

>more regional development outside london
and how does quicker train journeys to london help with that?

I hate urbanisation and technology and globalisation and loud machines and pollution and would love it all to fuck off

Find the entirety of Sup Forums outside of /brit/ to be insufferable 80% of the time

desu it does look like a really gross place to live.

even her house is now a paki shop

should've shopped image 1134 lad into there

>tfw ethnically Scottish but tell people I have "british" heritage

>let's take back control to reduce immigration
>the immigration that we currently control has risen year on year

Ah yes

>cheaper trains
how?

they had the foresight to plan for two lines so trains can actually go in both directions
clever lads civil engineers

becoming redpilled* lads


*radicalised

Nah, once we are out people will like it and remainers will change their mind.

>toff wankers in wiltshire want green space for the pheasant hunting and soirees

Literally fuck off, it it was up to me they'd be rounded up and forced to build HS2 themselves and then executed when their incompetent attempt causes a rail disaster.

does anybody else dig out ear wax with their finger nails? just got a nice chunk tbqh

My younger brother is a handsome normie who goes to Cambridge and I'm an autistic NEET who still lives at home.

How do you deal with more successful siblings?

good gimmick, a lot of potential

>EU mature and responsible

vastly increased capacity on the pre-existing lines

why not spend the money on connecting the north up together and connecting the north to scotland and Birmingham?

>reee everything should be grey and depressing and piss stained
fuck off to tokyo or something

I'm the most successful of my siblings.

I do and it's not worth it

wish I was normal 2bh

delts every day
traps never

find the entirety of /brit/ to be insufferable 80% of the time

Tokyo's very nice.

why didn't all the london cucks and 'sheeds who voted remain just move to mainland europe instead of constantly crying?

The Midlands engine is raring to go

then fuck off there

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lmao my older brother is a fat fuck permavirgin who still lives with our parents. i honestly think he might be mentally retarded.

how do you deal with such embarrassing siblings?

>2020 rolls around
>Theresa May was playing 4D chess the whole time
>The Brexit terms are essentially "full EU membership benefits and obligations, but just called something else so the brexit-voting mouthbreathers still think they won"

take this (you) and calm down for a sec

Scared I might be an abnormie* lads
*shy, young, white, underachiever who spends too much time on the internet and is afraid of women

They're going to do that too, just later on. They're getting the home county tarquins' complaints out of the way now

Can you imagine how amazing VR horror games will be? I just can't wait.

same haha

>le russki imperial engineer

I would if I had the skills to.