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TayTay is BaeBae edition

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Good edition

TayTay is BaeB-

why does no fucking hairstylist know how to do this haircut right, it's not hard

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me second from the right

>roommate hogging the bathroom
>really have to pee
Not gonna make it bros
Come at me bro

How crazy is it that girls born in 99 can start doing porn this year?

wew
and i havent even done the sex
:(

kids in germany born in 2001 can drink but i can't

the gf

I see past all your tricks, thot

Thats a tranny
Also h3h3 is ledditcore

>We need the turbo thots, high speed, turbo thots
What did Kanye mean by this?

Think my roommate is fapping in the bathroom
He has his own room
Wtf
I gotta pee mang

the gf

>being leddit-core is bad!
>instead, I worship this

cute

stop being a mgtow beta worthless loser

youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI

I've seen that slut's bare chest

IMPURE

Just peed in my trash can

>t. Native

Here like ear 'til I'm beer on the curb
Peachfuzz buzz, but beard on the verge
Let's slow it down like we're on the syrup
Bottle shaped body like Mrs. Butterworth

stahp remindering
D:

Unironically just peed in my trashcan because my roommate was hogging the bathroom

just peed in the kitchen sink

used to have a habit of pissing on the floor next to the toilet

then i had a habit of pissing in sinks

>t. Native

haven't pissed in the trash since I was 4 or something

>be american
>piss in this

Don't know if I should think of Hila as ugly or cute and how much if her autistic behavior is real and how much is staged.

She's getting a bit more relaxed lately, throws some good jokes around.
And when she cried...my heart cried 2...until I remembered they're both JEWS.
But she has literally no ass, would like to see her naked.

I'M JUST KIDDING BABY

just pee in the kitchen sink. Rince the splashes and voilà!

I did it everymorning for three years when my rooomate was in the shower. no need to hold it in!

>take the subway in Mexico
>get fucked in the ass

torontosun.com/2017/03/28/mexican-subway-seats-penis-peril

[indulgences rubbing]

Guy help I need to lose my virginity in 6 hours or I die what is the fastest way to get laid?

>mgtows are alphas who refuse to fall for this gynocentric society and keep their ressources to improve themselves. betas are the males who marry single mothers or have their children taken away from them after divorce but still have to pay alimony to their ex wifes.

hooker
duh

hes not wrong

I'm too poor.

>Mexico City
It's cute when third worlders try to be San Francisco or Sweden

*annexes Crimea*

>The great thing about going your own way is not having to justify yourself to anyone!

i wonder what he paid her to do?

I want to annex a qt crimean gf

Donald Trump will read every reply to this post. What do you want to tell the Donald?

rape

luv u

>The Ipsos poll showed that 61% of French adults surveyed believe that Islam and the way it is practiced doesn’t gibe with modern France.

Used to sleepwalk and piss places as a kid

Once in my sock drawer and once I walked to my neighbors house and asked to use their bathroom

How is /cum/'s day?

I'm too weak.

>If only Alpha men pass on genes why did guys like Issac newton, Nikola tesla, da vinci or the wright brothers never have children? are they beta males? also has it not been proven that high IQ people are less likely to have children than low IQ people

Whatever else you do, just keep deporting illegals.

horrible

what's the cause for the elongated nodes after a crop circle has been created?

>61% of France is literally hitler
UGH

>And while the seats may be uncomfortable, the subway service claims it’s not as uncomfortable as being sexually assaulted.

You could definitely overpower a small woman m8

>tfw no gf(male)

aliens

Beyond exhausted.

24 hours of travel from Argentina back to the states.

>3 hour driver to airport
>1 hour wait
>11 hour flight
>1 hour wait
>2 hour flight
>1 hour wait for train
>2 hour train ride home
>1 hour in subway getting shit done

Wanna die

The nearest native tribe comes up to your door and demands your land. How do you fight them off?

I give them a bottle of firewater in exchange for them leaving.

I'm too considerate.

Why were you in white mans land

yeah m8

Give them some beer

that's 22 nigger

with a sick and some shiny beads

Cuck

Marry off my daughter and expand the family name.

youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8

>package out for delivery for 10 hours
just get here

*stick*

Don't do that. Be a sociopath instead.

I could never cuck someone, way too considerate.

>Americans have to wait for packages

at some cut of pork that im not sure what was and some veggies for supper an hour ago and im hungry again :\

news.artnet.com/art-world/dana-schutz-painting-emmett-till-whitney-biennial-protest-897929

>Good wife is an oxymoron

making a pizza

Give them pox covered land

2 hour round trip to shag ur mum

Family wedding. Was getting eyed hard by a 9/10 but found out later that we were related so it weird

Are you fat? We don't take kindly to porkers out here.

planning a move to cascadia ten years in advance

I'll slap you with my dick for being so rude

>tfw training Skynet
What is this crap?

>Canadians are so poor that they have to squat in the post office

give job pls

>trying to sublease my apartment
>first guy that messages me has the most ghetto name ever
>google his name
>first result is someone with the same name charged with sex trafficking minors
dont know if i could do this to my roommate

>have a CHI neighbor a few years ago who liked playing his shit CHI movies really loudly
>left his window open when he left one day
>decided I was going to put an end to it
>threw a rock through his window and smashed his TV
Does this make me a bad person?

>americans have to crowd source their health care
L O L

do it

n-no
imm almost 6' and i weigh 170lbs

>Americans telling stories in unison again

Why are you so thin skinned?
You are worse than how Clinton would have been.
Jeb was the best candidate.
We already had a border wall.
Your skin is more orange and crepey than a filipino's nutsack.
Climate change is real and caused by humans, however, we should not punish corporations for it, and we should work together.
You are the antiReagan.
Ecли вы мoжeтe этo пpoчитaть, y вac ecть пpoлoплeнный мyдaк oт Bлaдa.
Your wife got LEAF'D.

your mom didnt have to wait to recieve my package

I think a legit background check from a police station costs like ten bucks or something

not if it was george lopez