Dear Internet, I am blind. If you're wondering how I am even using the computer right now, I am using a text to speech application. I have been blind since birth, and have never seen before. I go on the internet probably about once or twice a month. Sometimes I enjoy it. Sometimes I don't. Sometimes I even have a chuckle or two. I've only been on here once. and I heard this funny story. He had a lot of less-than symbols in there which kind of ruined the experience. So if you could please, tell me your best stories. Just please don't put any less-than symbols in there. Give me a description of your surroundings. Also please don't make fun of me for being blind. I hear the things you guys say to each other and I really don't have a good time knowing someone is being made fun of for something they cannot control.
Dear Internet, I am blind. If you're wondering how I am even using the computer right now...
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I've got some bad news
What is it?
no disrespect, but think you're 99.9 percent full of bullshit! jmo!
>Be you
>the end
Ok, I have no way to prove to you that I am blind.
How did Ray Charles meet his wife?
Blind date...
Why don't blind people skydive?
Scares the hell outta the dog...
What did the blind guy say when he passed the fish market?
Good morning ladies...
the fact that you are replying to specific posts is enough, unless your voice recognition system has been specifically set up for Sup Forums. plus captcha so... yea
That one gave me a good chuckle.
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Have you seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she...
How do you find a blind guy in an orgy?
Its not hard...
Post a picture of your self
You bitch, thats a greater than symbol. A less than symbol is
He's gonna take a picture of the wall or some shit.
Blind user, what do you do?
Captchas are really hard for me, but I think I know how to do them.
>What did the blind guy say when he passed the fish market?
>Good morning ladies...
Afro mothafuckin' M-A-N.
>How do you find a blind guy in an orgy?
>Its not hard...
I don't get it. Like, his dick isn't hard?
When i was about 5 i had a trampoline, i would bounce on that shit for days... one day my brother and i had a baby sitter. It was her first day and she wanted to go on our trampoline. We were on the trampoline and i needed to take a piss, so i went around the net of the trampoline and took a piss. my older brother (about 10) saw that i was about to glaze his hockey sticks with my golden shower and Decides the best resolution is to push me off. Causing me to break my arm so bad it later became mis-shaped and 14 years later my arm will forever be at a 130 degree angle
Do you listen to porn?
nigger, im gonna take the bait, here we go. it literally requires eyesight to interpret the pictures. now fuck off already to your safe space
No, he's got the stick you moron
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, pretty much
So do you just sort of guess at what's going on? Like "oh her moans just went up an octave, he must be stroking the back of her knee something fierce!"
That still doesn't make sense in terms of a joke. The punch line was "it's not hard" and you're supposed to equate that to the cane he's holding? You could just as easily attribute it to the fact that he's wearing shades, or trying to fuck someone's elbow. The punch line "it's not hard" could imply anything. It's a bad punchline and a stupid joke.
Yeah, that's why I don't do it much.
Oh Holy shit I haven't seen this thread for years.
OP did you find and old laptop or something? I have a fuck ton of old thread bait I found a few days ago in an old laptop. Stuff like post ending becomes modd an Hiro brushy and a ton of other Jimmy rustling. Shits nostalgic as hell.
Anyways keep the newfriends busy.
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We make fun of everyone here. If we didn't make fun of you then we'd be discriminating against you, Mr. Magoo!
We can't help the less than symbols, though. Well mostly, some folks are just assholes. It's part of the way this site displays stuff for us visually enhanced humans.