Someone please caption this.
Someone please caption this
Kayden Gray
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Chase Hughes
Can you die from such a nasty cut? Is this guy ok?
Michael Hill
holy shit
Dominic Sanders
Looks largely superficial, missed most major arteries, death by infection most likely if not seen to.
Liam Thompson
It's sliced through his cervical vertebrae, he'd be dead?
Julian Price
Holding it together
Andrew Johnson
the video is on liveleak
something like he got attacked by two dudes with machetes and was chatting to the cops about it afterwards. not sure if he is kill
Juan Kelly
that feel when you just wake up, after sleeping all night without a pillow
Ian Miller
He lived you know it all fuckwit
Jacob Robinson
>According to the Mr Patrik de Souza, he was ambushed on Sunday night around 8pm by three bandits who robbed his trainers and mobile
>He tried to fight them off but they overpowered him and in a savage assault, sawed through his neck in an attempt to behead him.
dailymail.co.uk
Fucking kek. So, he basically almost got himself killed for a shitty mobile phone and pair of cheap kicks. Unbelievable.
Kevin Wood
1v1 me league of legends faggot, u wont
Kevin Fisher
Hes fine. Just a small cut.
Nathaniel Morris
"Life as immortal is dull"
Robert Sanders
Mondays are such a pain in the neck.
Jacob Perez
that looks like the complete opposite of good.
Luis Robinson
Thats a cut huh? 1/3 of his head is hacked off.
Matthew Thomas
He looks like his mom told him he still has to go to school tomorrow
Joshua Jones
no blood, fake and gay
Jacob Powell
Dinosaur attack aftermath, colorized.
Circa 334,635,534 BC
Xavier Taylor
that's going to leave some badas scars.
That must be difficult to continue living after that.
You must be fucked mentally.
Dominic Reyes
Chillin with my new neck tat, looks realistic af
Owen Ross
"did I turn the lights off before leaving?"
Cooper Edwards
looks like a posed corpse
Christian Hall
Just a pain in my neck
Xavier Scott
When your name is Jordan, and your mom put your name on your flip-flops
and you in brasil
Joseph Flores
I know the civil war is tough but don't lose your head.
John Kelly
Ow.
Matthew Walker
'tis but a scratch.
Aaron Ward
It's FAKE.
The pic was taken in a haunted house.
Andrew Bennett
#notmypresident
John Wright
"thank you for chosing united, we're here to sell seats and kick ass, and we're all out of seats!"
John Gutierrez
i meant choosing... typed too fast
Parker Cook
...
Jose Wilson
Third World Problems
Jackson Ortiz
Democrats only partially lost their heads when Trump took office.
Landon Rogers
Male feminist in Brazil after calling someone a Nazi.
Jason Moore
rekt facepalm
Matthew Morales
>Barber: What do you want lad?
>Dude: I want to die
>Barber: Say no more
he was a crappy barber
Nicholas Gonzalez
"Nearly Headless? How can you be nearly headless?"
Cooper Myers
Getting hit by a car can be a real pain in the neck.
Isaac White
save this pic to phone.
post on whisper with funny caption
post results
Elijah Foster
THAT'S NEARLY HEADLESS NED
Jacob Powell
Fucking Mexicans can't even decapitate someone properly.
Brandon Barnes
*Nearly headless Jamal
Isaac Clark
>tfw you show up late for your anniversary
Ryan Turner
1st
Lincoln Thomas
>that accident was a pain in the neck
Nathan Roberts
faceapp this
Jason Collins
>nintendo does what Isis don't
Charles Campbell
don't run with scissors
Liam Perry
...
Luke Kelly
...
Caleb Lopez
underrated post
William Walker
please user. no its not the time to lose ones... head
Adrian Moore
It's the patron saint of nogworts, nearly headless nig
Brandon Phillips
where did he say otherwise? fuck you're stupid.
Nathaniel Cox
He looks like Elliot from Mr. Robot.
Zachary Brooks
...
Julian Wood
When you break your neck for someone, and she still dosn't like you.
Kevin Torres
must be a leopard or jaguar
these beasts are fucking nasty when they attack you
Jaxon Reyes
"When the executioner misses, so you have to go back tomorrow"