What is the most creative or depraved way you've ever masturbated?

What is the most creative or depraved way you've ever masturbated?

With my hands and my imagination.

Filling up my asshole with lukewarm water then fingering my prostate as I masterbate then I let out all the water

slice of bacon
very good once it warmed up
ate it afterwards

you sick fuck

A condomed cucumber up the butt, trying to have a prostate orgasm.

I've made a Fifi and fucked it while I had a hairbrush covered in Vaseline up my ass

Fucked up, but damn creative

That's way too much work for me.

>be home alone
>have succulent ebony leather couch
>put on pov porn
>pot phone in front of me
>get latex glove, condom, and vaseline
>get set up
>kneel down
>play video and fuck couch
>feelsgood.jpg
>cum buckets every time
>mfw

i straddled and fucked my leather chair

Fed a plastic bag thru a paper towel roll and lubed it up. Stuck it between the couch cushions and fucked the shit out of it

Microwaved melon and shampoo bottle up my ass

Fuck a Fifi?I'm definitely never heard of it but jerkin off isn't a lifestyle choice.its exercise for the unit

Pro Tip: A rolled up Yoga mat makes the BEST fifi.

>Extra virgin (like me) olive oil
>bathtub
>smeared it all over me
>fapped
>came buckets
Best fap i've ever had

Anyone ever successfully milked their prostate?

Your mom's ass OP lmao

masturbated with my dominant hand with the light on, using nothing but my imagination

Unfired clay vase
Supple leather glove wedged in a hay bale
Microwaved Watermelon rind
My own mouth

Bend in the bathtub and cum in my own mouth until the last drop.

used a cantelope once, will do it again - can get messy tho be prepared to clean up juice. Put down a towel

Yeah...and ate the cum aftetwards...

Have a sex doll, fuck it occasionally...

One time while my mom and I were on a road trip. Pulled over at a rest stop and she was sleeping. Jerked hard, no lube. I was about 13 I guess. It was a small SUV...a Chevy tracker. I wonder if I woke her and she just pretended to be asleep. I was in the back seat at least.

Genius

I am pretty sure she woke up and pretended to be asleep not to worsen the situation. 13yo or not, she won't forget it and certainly still image you with this situation

>>get latex glove, condom, and vaseline
procedure?

>Place latex glove between couch cusions
>fill inside of glove with vasoline
>wear condor
>fuck glove

Why not just have other men cum in your whore mouth?

>12 or 13
>go to a friend's house and swim at the community pool with him
>he brings his 17 year old older sister
>she brings 3 of her friends
>half naked tig ol' bitties everywhere
>urge to fap rising
>see a swinging bench about 10' from the pool and get an idea
>sit on the bench and without pulling it out, tuck my hard on between my thighs
>push the bench so it starts swinging
>use the swinging to cover up the fact that I'm thrusting and basically fucking my own thighs
>still sitting on the bench casually as fuck though
I probably wasn't, I was probably insanely obvious.
>eventually get enough thrusts in that I cum
>couldn't see the spunkstain in my trunks because they were already wet from swimming
13 year old me probably thought that was a stroke of brilliance.

im not in catholic school any more

poor bird

>2012+5
>Not wearing a condor
Sick fuck

And?

...

Onto my sisters face.... while feeling her tits...she was asleep

I enjoy cumming in mouth

Curiosity makes me fill my mouth with cum, but I don't like that though

I have difficulties finding mouth to cum fill with

letting the water jets in public pools/baths shoot at my dick util I came, that's how i figured out what orgasms were actually. Then i realized I could do the same with my hand and life changed forever.

Has anyone ever been as far to do more like?

Fucked a muddy riverbank