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Are girl edition

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Awful edition. Fuck off

fuck you cuck

me and the bf

here's on the to-do list today

>fix indicator
>book my theory test
>get food for the week
>buy road tax
>take top box off my bike

I almost feel like a normie

Fantastic edition

the gf, before and after meeting me

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just did one of those poos where it's a bunch of small plops and they each splash your arse, it's almost like having a bidet

>this deformed chick again
For fuck sake Simone stop with this shit

old new>>>>>
fuck this thread >>>>>

where did the nice people from yesterday go?

THEY ARE GONE, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS CREATES A BUNCH OF THREADS INSTEAD FOCUS ON ONE GOOD THREAD, PLEASE BE ORGANIZED AUTISTIC CUNTS

a cute

theyre still knocking next door

kinda sucks she doesn't have any arms. no arms = no handjobs

billions upon billions of shitskins

how come in that map French Guiana shrinks while the rest of South America grows?

post slags

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its based on racial reproductive rates
so trillions of gooks and shitskins and not many white people

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but isn't French Guiana populated mostly by non-whites?

apparently not

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without looking at wikipedia i'm going to assume the map only takes into account the demographics of France itself, and not French Guiana (which is a full French department) by itself.

>"we're in here>>>>>>"
>it's just one yank spamming some bitch and an aussie

without looking at wikipedia i'm going to assume SHAN'T

youtube.com/watch?v=gapRNpEjXUo

>"son, we've heard that you fancy that paki lass"

Lads, considering moving to Belfast. I'm part Northern Irish and some of my family still live there. Have many kickings should I expect because I'm English?

don't wanna go work today

nothing on my schedule just going to be sitting around for 5 hours

>2100
>japan still exists
doubting

sharia for uk

that'll be you shortly after you move

>tfw no polish gf

has there ever been a person who was ugly before plastic surgery and attractive after it? most either seem to marginally improve or completely ruin themselves

t. ugly guy thinking about a few 'geries

Being paid to sit around sounds alright

hope they fucking skin you alive. chockie arrr la

we will finally be free from EU tyranny, watch for the baby boom in 9 months time

What a bloody madman! ahaha

yes because having a lazy high-maintenance doll gf too dumb to work but crafty enough to feed on your wallet is such a thrill

PLEASE stop posting this ugly mong

Nope. Would never yield to an Irishman.

How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Yorkshireman, /brit/?

>people who describe themselves as being 'intelligent'

what's that lads? my spamming worked? this has become the main thread?

: ^) feel pretty proud of myself tbqh

>How can I better cultivate and develop my inner Yorkshireman, /brit/?

start doing ket, move into a council estate with your 9 kids, and live off benefits for the rest of your life

>passive-aggressive greentexing in /brit/

yeah i'm surprised too

why the sudden return to rationality, /brit/?

ah yes because have a huge titted slav squatting broken-english gf is unattractive

Yeah but usually specific surgery that focuses on one thing like an extreme recessive chin or nose surgery, things where particular abnormal features ruined an otherwise average face.

What surgery did you want

>why the sudden return to rationality, /brit/?

haven't seen any good fedora/autism/cringe material in quite a while

betapedia hasn't updated in 3 years

as a yellow man, i could never understand the fedora shaming meme

western hats are really cool

the absolute state of Canada

Yorkshireman, not Bristol, you thick nigger.

York Shire Men

>manly
>don't take no for an answer
>loyal friends
>great working ethic
>paki watch out

southern fairies

>soft cunts
>no backbone to them
>will backstab you whenever
>paperwork job tires them
>pakis shag my daughter

idk i just post things based on what little i know of british banter.

good lad

>as a yellow man, i could never understand the fedora shaming meme
>western hats are really cool

do you plan on becoming a regular poster here? i mean a mexican and an ethiopian are weird enough, but a jap? inconceivable.

Cringey

Sorry but your application has been unsuccessful

I don't get the broken English meme at all what's so attractive in having a retarded gf with whom you can't even communicate

is the fantasy of complete reliance on you that appealing

getting my daily dose of gavin mcinnes and paul joseph watson

it's cute

Club Penguins gone in a couple

this

it's revolting

:( im just trying my best to fit in. one day i hope to live in the UK

9 times out of 10 the Japanese flag is just someone with a VPN

t. the european union

>do you plan on becoming a regular poster here?

Stay away, melonhead.

fuck off polerunt now i know why the brits hate you

Haha. best tipping image yet

Wtf i love Poland now

* grabs thread by the ear 'ole*

YOU BEEN MONKEY'N 'ROUND AGAIN YOU LITTLE BUGG'R

you drongo fuck I'd heem you in the blink of an eye

Playing MXGP2: The Official Motocross Videogame

yeah, here send this to him:
vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>Haha. best tipping image yet

Sad how desperate Aussies are to be thought of as funny when everyone just cringes at them

French Guiana itself is almost entirely brown people but it's lightly populated to begin with and they're dying off due to weird societal shit going on

They have the highest suicide rate in the world

me in the back

alri bojo

woke up needing to poo
went to the toilet
can't poo

Reading a lot of people on twitter banging on about Brexit. Can't believe this shit is gonna be in the news every week for at least the next two years.

heard pooing in the morning is bad for you

got told a weeb again
the easiest way to become white i ponder

i usually poo around 3pm

tough shit mate,asians blokes are benders, that's why asian girls want the white dick

>tfw you're the equivalent of "OOGA BOOGA WHITE WIMMIN" for asians

well that's a load of shite isn't it