Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = King
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
Three trips and we ride to Mecca.
DEUS VULT
put me on the front lines, infantry pls
I'm still pissed off about the whole Constantinople thing.
rolling for knight, let us dine on enemy Saracens this day
hang the saracen filth by his feet and slice his abdomen open.
DEUS VULT!
check theese digits infantry peasants
filthy Saracen shall be burned alive, nailed to a cross!
burn him nail him on the cross
I have to fulfill my duty. DEUS VULT !!!
Looks like we're gonna die lads
hey guys, just passing through
Deus D E F I N I T E L Y Vult
May I be forever in Gods grace.
Front lines lord kek, please. Unless your wisdom see's other wise
rolling for my boy Urban II
reroll for promotion to captain
DEUS VULT!
Deus vult, my fellow brothers
Typical filthy saracen is typical.
You shall join the centipede with the others.
Hung, drawn, and quartered. DEUS VULT
Time to purge some heritics
Rolling for the glory of DEUS
To the centipede with you lot.
Reincarnation of Charlemagne rollin
mecca is their holy land, not ours..
Alright everyone this crusade is over, everyone go home.
gotdamn saracen officer. kill it with fire.
That is why we must take it. We can eradicate the vermin at their source!