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Im gay...

swell actually. checked

I wanna fuck my side chick just one last time, also my cousin, and my wifes mom and sister

I'm gonna die alone

Glad to hear, user. Keep it up.

Are you in a long-term relationship? How long have you been with your side chick?

Why do you think that?

same

At least you got dubs?

Yes been married for 9 years. Been with side chick for about a year and a half. Recently broke it off with her because wife found out. But fuck she was great in bed and tightest pussy ever

I REALLY REALLY want this game

want: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
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Well, can't have everything in life, I guess. If you don't mind me asking, do you still have sex with your wife?

Super fucking stressed with my fyp in college, feel like I'm compromising my tests by working a shitty retail job on the weekend every weekend hasn't had a day off in about 3 months, going college from 9-6 & 9-5 mon-fri and work open till closing on weekends, that's all grand, been doing it long enough that's its routine. What is really getting to me recently is I feel I've lost connection to the world, like nothing is really there or matters, not depressed life is grand just get bored easily and lose focus just cause of this detachment from the world, donno what to do donno who to tell, just donno much anymore, stopped caring but I know I shouldn't. Not expecting a reply, won't keep track of this (mainly cause I don't know how to get notifications or etc.) just thought hell someone might be feeling the same and it's a hell of a lot better knowing someone is having the same problem.
Here is happy cat as a reward for reading this.

im dreaming about fucking toasters

I deleted all my social medias and now i am lonely and have no friends

I feel you. I have a girlfriend, i lift mon,wed friday, and work everyday. Haven't hung out with anyone or done anything particulary new for the last 6 months which yes, disconnects me. But it's routine, and i sort of enjoy it, and i sort of dont.

I just look forward to doing nothing these days. I mean i was out with my mates last night and it was all fun but it just loses value when i do it so seldom. hang in there lmao

This is my 1st time on Sup Forums I'm actually an /o/ tist

Digits checked. And, damn, that sounds rough. I hope that you get some vacation soon enough. Are you done with college soon? Like, next month or so?

Hang in there, user.

Like, just toasters or are you dreaming about intercourse with toasters?

Sorry to hear. No friends at all? Not a colleague or a classmate?

Will you have vacation soon?

I'd like to welcome you to the board, but I just come here to hosts these threads, I don't know the deal here. Sup Forums and /vp/, mostly.

i suffer from severe depression and anxiety and everytime i fuck up a little bit my girlfriend fucking tears into me and makes me feel like shit. She'll do this for at least 2 weeks at a time then act like it never happened one day. Im seriously considering an hero cuz i cant deal with it and if i break up with her it woud be worse than actually being dead. help anons

I really hate myself. I fuck up everything, and I am just generally dumb. my family says I'm smart but they are lying to spare my feelings. and to top it off not at all sexually desirable. i have nothing to live for

I'm not so worried about vacations etc, it's just that life has sort of stopped recently. I have plans, but they just seem distant. I am pleasant with my current situation and my currents self, it's just that I'm worried I'll get too pleasant and become monotonic and lazy.

im 15 and have have a lifelong goal that i know i will likely never achieve, making life seem pointless, just getting out of bed is hard

Yeah, but they're all kinda assholes

23 and making 6 figures and feeling damn good about it. I still don't want to work for some corporate whores though. my girlfriend wants to get married. I've been going to the gym trying to lose ~20 lbs for the last year, I think I'm finally going enough now just gotta get the diet in check

It's a Goddamned shame that my wife and I have decided it's better to forego trying to maintain our health because it's less stressful then always being broke and unable to afford meds or tests.

I feel like my country has betrayed us. We did what we were supposed to do.

Sorry to hear that, user. The obvious answer would be leaving your gf, but you say that would be horrible. Why is that?

Hang in there.

I am sorry you feel this way, user. I hope it gets better. What are you doing? Studying, working...?

I see. If you have it that clear, I guess there's not much to worry about. Nice to hear, user.

Sounds rough. If you'd like, would you tell me this goal?

It might sound stupid, but, do you have any hobbies, something you put time and effort into? It makes getting friends easier.

Assuming you want that. Maybe you're okay with being alone.

Sounds nice. Are you going to marry your gf or is it just an idea?

Damn, user. Sounds awful. What is the issue? (Medically speaking).

Also, are you by any chance American?

We are coming up on 4 years. I think we will. Part of me wants to dump her and fuck some bitches but we have a pretty good relationship and I care more about other shit than fucking I guess

she will literally ruin my life. im just done user. i cant deal anymore shits too real

>I drive a Ford KA

working, i have a college fund, but Idk what to major in, and if i'll just end up fucking that up as well

>I've been on tinder recently, try it out
>starting to realize how simple it is to find girls today
>mfw when I see a hot chick I feel intimidated like I wouldn't know what to do with her
>mfw I'm starting to lower my standards purely because I'm a pussy and prefer to get on with a girl that would look up to me instead of expecting god knows what
>I just want to get laid

I'm a zombie. Damn meds.

Poop is funny

I have a lot of female friends
but I fucking hate this feminist quota bullshit and all the equality lies for fucks sake!!!

I hate the terms fuckbuddy or friends with benefits. Just say lover. Or is love to mature for people nowadays? Robots

We live in soulless times.

I don't think I'm able to understand fully what you're going through, but I want to believe that there's a solution. Maybe you can seek help (legal, psychological...).

And, if you will, please, before doing anything rash, call suicide hotline.

I hope it goes well, user.

Almost quads, shame. Also, what's the issue? Don't know shit about cars.

Checked. Maybe you already did, but you could see if there's any major that might interest you. And I don't know if it's possible in your country, but here we have the option to not do college years all at once, but in separate subjects. It could be helpful if you feel unsure.

Checked. And I know that feel, bro. Have you at least tried to talk to one of the hot chicks? It might go well.

And more dubs. I know how you feel. Are your friends that kind of feminist?

I don't care about friends who care about me, but I care too much about friends who don't care about me.
I am scum and deserve to die.

I know what you mean. I feel the same.

Spent so much time trying to fuck this girl i was crazy about, but she didn't want to. We spent most of the summer together just her and I, traveling and seeing cool shit. I got to suck on some tittes and eat some pussy though. Dropped her a few months ago and shes now been trying to contact me lately. She called me last night for something "important" but it turned out to be some bullshit. Been doing fine moving on but I still see and hear from her now and again.

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I have no friends..

is me.

I only signed up like 2 days ago, swiped some of the hotter chicks but no matches. I've no idea how often do people go on that thing but so far nothing

Ethanol is the performance-enhancing drug in my ongoing staring contest with the abyss.

>Just say lover. Or is love to mature for people nowadays?
People don't use the word 'love' to mean physical love anymore, only emotional love, thus calling someone you're not in love with your lover feels wrong.

that's what you get when you have a tinder loving, "send nudes" and expose-your-ex fun generation.

my gf (ex now) kinda is one, eventually. most grills at my uni are loving to get sugar coated with privileges and exceptions. in my core uni time, the cancerous second wave feminism wasn't at its peak.

Feel awful because my crush seems really distant and wants nothing to do with me

That's normal.

Dying alone is my goal. What's the big objection to suicide? "Oh, think of all the people you leave behind." What then is the solution? Leave no one behind. Structure your life such that no one misses you. No one thinks to look for you. No one wonders what ever happened to you. Severing all social ties is step one to committing the perfect suicide.

Better to break up with her, for serious

I was sending nudes to another girl while In a relationship we would also go on Skype and masturbate in front of each other I'm still with my girlfriend don't speak to the other girl anymore

I don't like loli.

>American
Yeah.

We have a few issues medically. Her's stem from a knee replacement that wasn't followed up with therapy. Now she's obese, diabetic and having some organ failure.

I couldn't help her with therapy because I'm disabled - a point we made BEFORE her surgery.

So now we're stuck on a fixed income that's barely above the poverty line. Anything that goes wrong - car needs repaired, something in the home breaks - gets ignored.

Between her insurance premium, deductible, out of pocket expenses it's basically useless. The same goes with mine and I have Medicare.

So fuck it. We might as well stop throwing $$$ in a hole and try to live out the rest of our days with less stress.

I am in the same situation. Have you tried simply dedicating a bit more time to those who care?

Sounds rough. And as dumb as it sounds coming from a semi-virgin on Sup Forums, she might be using you. Or maybe you're aware and don't care, but don't get too entangled on this stuff. Just advice.

If I may ask, what did you do that summer?

Sorry to hear, user. Do you have anyone who cares about you? Family? Colleagues?

Bummer. Still, I hope you can find someone. Any matches from any other girls?

What are the meds for?

Does that mean you drink too much? I'm not sure I got it.

Same here. I feel your pain.

my jap wife is sleeping next to me. i want to fuck, she never wants to fuck.

life suxs

wanna eat my cum but wont

>What are the meds for?
Cipralex for chronic pain and depression. Gonna taper off of them. The erectile dysfunction alone is a deal breaker.

No it is right. You are doing the most intimate act one can do. If it were for money she or he is a whore, You are doing it for pleasure alone. No dating or relationship, That's a lover

not sure if it'll help but I'll write it anyway
>my crush goes out with a good friend of mine
>kinda jealous but happy for him because she's great and he's a bro
>feel like she's bored of him (he asked her out once our group was formed in college in the first week or so) or just didn't want to be with him
>feel like she always liked me
>starts being a bit suggestive
>I sometimes play along but mostly stay out because I don't wanna be breaking them off
>she's always happy to see me when I'm around
>other guys in my group always hit on her, but she dismisses them
>they are objectively better looking than me and less awkward in social situations
>except I don't hit on her desperately
>ignoring her (to a certain degree) seems to make her more attracted to me for some reason
Point is, if you go after her desperately, she knows you care probably too much about her so she doesn't want to commit to that and break your heart. I think if you distance yourself from her a little and be more confident and chill, she might start thinking better of you

Rape her. Japs like that kinky shit.

I'm having a swell time! just trying to get through school!

nope, nothing. I think its because I'm more of a people person. I'm convinced people find me repulsive when they look at my pictures and whatnot (thats why I don't have many of them) but for some reason when I'm around people irl they seem to really like me, even the girls. Maybe I'm just not made for all this internet dating bullshit

Sorry to hear, user. Who is she/he? Someone from work/studies? Are you usually close?

Sounds horrible, but it seems like you've been in this situation long enough to decide to do otherwise. I hope things get better for you and your wife, user.

Sorry to hear, user. Has it always been like this or just recently?

Sounds awful, user. Hope you can get by without it, or get a better one.

Nice to hear, user. How's school going?

I wonder if she's twice as fat now.

feminine penis>vagina

Me neither.
I prefer shota;)

Eat mine instead then;)

>Sounds awful, user. Hope you can get by without it, or get a better one.

I think I can. Every time I've tried those things they do that. Sure they zap anxiety and bad feels but they zap everything else while they're at it including my dick. They're like antibiotics for feels. A big old dose of meh. Makes me realize it's better to just take the ups with the downs.

I think I'm going to end up doing a really scumbag thing, and I don't want it to happen exactly, but it feels inevitable.

I've been friends with this girl for seven years now. I first met her when she was dating my friend; they broke up, and we remained friends. I was dating someone at the time of their breakup.

Well, I'm single now, and she's married. We've been getting really, really close lately. Nothing crazy. We've made out and groped a little bit. It's going somewhere, though.

I've met her husband, and have even befriended him somewhat which is what makes the whole thing so much worse. And I wish he were a douchebag, but he's not.

>feminine penis

Thanks user, yeah I think I came to terms with that. I think my obsession with her is unhealthy but I dont let her see that obviously.

I love incest porn.

>Does that mean you drink too much? I'm not sure I got it.

Neh. I'm not an alcoholic, but I am a nihilist.

Nietzsche was a coward. He viewed nihilism as a problem, something to be dealt with. Because if nothing means anything, what's to stop society from destroying itself.

Well why shouldn't it?

Nihilism is the perfect inescapable truth that every other philosophy aspires to be. 'Meaning' is an invention. 'Purpose' is a decision. Nothing you ever do can ever possibly matter beyond this tiny region of this unremarkable galaxy.

i regret not ordering my cigars earlier because they won't have enough time to cure in my humidor before i will want to smoke one. it is slowly killing me from the inside and i cannot change it. ):

She's this gorgeous foreign exchange student from Germany, when I first saw her I was stunned like holy shit. We've been Snapchatting and I only really see her once a day or so but today she just seemed kind of weirded out.

I undertand. Same here, great in person, awful via chat. I hope you find a girl soon, keep swiping!

That helped me, because pretty much same situation. Maybe I'll just take some distance from her.

Who? An ex?

Hang in there. Will you be able to stop taking them anytime soon-ish?

Sorry to hear, user. I don't have any armchair psychology for this one. I hope it gets better... somehow.

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>You are doing the most intimate act one can do.
You've clearly never had therapy. When's the last time you spoke your deepest darkest secrets aloud?

I hope she gets more comfortable around you, user.

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Pit-bulls are sweet dogs fuck the haterfags

I want to rape my ex. She'd like it.

...

>Hang in there. Will you be able to stop taking them anytime soon-ish?

Should be able to be off them buy next week. I've only been taking them for 8 days now so I'm going to split them in half and taper off for three or four days. It was sort of nice to just veg out and be numb for a while but the novelty gets old fast. I'd like my soul back now.

As of lately she cant be using me, we haven't been friends for the past couple months. I haven't seen her unless its in a group setting with our friends.. She always tries to start conversation with me when I see her. But yeah we just traveled to different states exploring and sight seeing. She lived a few hours away at the time and we would visit each other all the time.

nope. never had one. Or a girlfriend for that matter.

hmm lets see.

The world is as divided and broken as it has ever been.

No matter how hard one group tries for peace, another just pushes that much harder for violence of some sort or another.

Jerusalem is in Saracen hands.

The vast majority of people in my country (murica) are ignorant sheep happy to twiddle their thumbs away on their cellphones, trusting in mainstream media to tell them of the world at large.

I hold each and every human being in contempt and disgust until they prove to me that they aren't the same as the rest.

I am called paranoid, a psychopath etc by by them I used to call friends in school.

In school freedom of expression was encouraged, yet I was bitched at relentlessly for my neo fascist views by those in charge.

Sup Forums is my only succor.

I have little doubt this will be seen as cringy, and tbh it sounds that way even to me but that is life in simplest terms to me.

Seems like you have nothing to worry about. But I'm here to listen if you need it.

Checked. And I am sorry you feel this way, user. Do you have any support beyond Sup Forums?

dubs here, I have little support beyond Sup Forums, but to be blunt I have never required it. There are enough fine folks here and I would rather not waste the energy finding people of value elsewhere.

Pretty fucking good actually, just got a job after being jobless for about a year, can smoke more weed now which is fucking awesome. And also I will take lots of mdma tomorrow which is also really sweet. Pic is me and my baby

Seems like you're dealing fine with your situation. I'm glad. Still, I'm here if you need to vent.

Nice to hear, user. What is this new job about?

I have a black girlfriend I only use for sex, she lets me do anything and sucks dick everytime I asks. She thinks I will marry her, but I wont. Sometimes, mostly after I come, I feel some regret for not being honest

...

I want to fuck my hot cousin. She wants to fuck me too.

She's also the kind of person who will rat me out and ruin my life. So I must abstain from a sweet pussy that I know I can have.

It's going well, i'm getting a videogame design tecnical degree after years of wanting to jump out of the window in university.

But my own self.destructive tendencies are giving a good fight. Specially when i just wake up and am not concious enough to fight them.

It's an easy fight when i'm already fighing it, but it only show up to fight in my weakes moments. When i'm sleapy, when i'm sad, when i'm faced with adversity, whenever it can.

What about you anons?

Actually thought I had a chance at a date or even a friend who has a vagina Turns out she's one of those girls who is overly flirty with any and every guy.

>Be me
>Waiting to write circuit exam
>Grill from one of my classes waiting next to me
I'll denote conversation with letters "A" for me and "J" for... let's call her Jung.
>J:"Hey, it's user right?"
>A:"Yeah. You're Jung right?"
>J:"Yeah! *shake hands*"
>She giggled, smiled and shied off a bit when our hands touched
>I'm cis white scum who has Yellow Fever. Bad.
>Really hot korean girls in my college
>Hot asian girls constantly bombarded with courtship by weebs
>Only ever had sex with one Azn a few times, but she was like 35.
>A:"Think you're ready for this? (exam)"
>J:"I dunno... You got an A+ on the last one though. Would you help me with (question)"
>A:"Oh. I've got that in my notes. Here I'll show you"
>Bench thing nearby
>We go over and sit down
>While I'm rooting through my notes she sits leg-to-leg close to me
>so close I can feel her body heat
>Not sure if this is just something Korean girls do or what
>Was kind of nice having kinda-almost human contact
>Find notes and show her. She gets it.
>We chat for a while about job market, school and where we're from etc.
>She said exactly this to me when I told her about my job:
>"Wow really? That's so interesting! I really love that! I mean, like"
>I laugh it off as to not make her feel awkward
>I stand up and proclaim we should probably go write the exam
>We were 5 mins late because of the conversation
>J:"Good luck!"
>A:"Yeah you too."

Ends there.

>Next day
>Talking with friend from class
>Mention Jung and the conversation we had while she sat as close as she possibly could to me
>When we made eye contact our nose could almost touch (oy vey)
>Friend tells me she's like that "with lots of guys. Correction lots of white guys"
>Conclude it's an isolated incident
>Am not actually going to have a chance
>Laugh at my pathetic attempt at hope
>Go home and drink

Its just annoying that she's pining over me. She called and texted me multiple times before I answered, did not expect to her hit me up. I saw her the other night and she was being kinda flirty and giving me a lot of attention.

I make the sidewalls of drawers (for IKEA for example) in masses, also setting up big machines with lots of drills in them to saw and drill said sidewalls. I don't make alot of money there, which kind of sucks, but hey atleast I make money now. Also I feel A LOT happier since I started working again, cause I feel like Karma is on my side and life is going uphill.

To all struggling Anons:
Hang in there, life gets better if you work for it.

Maybe at some point it would be okay to be clear on your intentions. I try not to tell this directly what I think someone should do, but if she's even thinking of marriage, maybe it's only fair to talk with her about this.

Bummer. Hang in there, user.

Sorry to hear, user. Maybe you could try focusing on the good stuff, like this degree you're getting. But you seem to have things clear. I hope it goes well!

My parents don't like me.

Yeah, she's talking about us getting married, and I just nod going along with it. without doubt it would be fair to her to tell her that I have no intentions of marrying a black, but that agein would mean me losing her so..

I don't believe in islam anymore,and one time I got pizza and it had bacon in it and my parents ate it without noticing.

Why don't you believe in Islam anymore, what made you leave your religion?