>be me
>be 36 yrs old
>on vacation in las vegas
>decide to go to area 51
>drive there, can't get in
>we go to bar
>hanging out with my buddies
>we all drunk as shit
>i get separated from my dudes
>... i'll type more if any interest
pic not related
Be me
David Powell
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Dominic Foster
>wake up
>mouth dry as fuck
>dehydrated
>sun coming up
John Torres
>have lost a shoe
>no phone
>middle of nowhere
>walk down looooooooong ass road
>no hope hitch hiking, cuz no cars
Jack Cooper
>damn its hot
>where's some shade?
>no tree or bush taller than 2 feet as far as i can see
>extra thirsty now
Henry Ramirez
Bump for interest
Brayden Foster
whoops pic IS related
(long habit of typing the 'not')
Thomas Collins
yada yada yada three fiddy
Colton Thompson
What happens next?
Nicholas Thompson
>licking my sweat off my face hoping to sate my thirst
>realize something in my pocket is rubbing my leg raw as i walk
>strip pants off to check
Isaac Jackson
sorry i type slow, but stick with me, it's worth it
>leg has rubbed raw for sure about 2 inches circle
Brody Diaz
And then
Kayden Thompson
>what's in his pocketses?
>some odd pick of metal
>lightweight, blue-ish silver
> no clue
Jayden Ramirez
>nothing to patch wound
>must keep going
>travel ??? miles on foot
>gas station way up ahead
Carson Lee
>finally get to gas station
>no customers besides me
>go inside
>no power
>shelves virtually empty
>fuck me, is this a bad movie i'm living?
Josiah Rodriguez
>assume it's abandoned
>drinks cooler has a few oddball bottles of some brand i never heard of
>warm as piss.
>but i drink 3 of them
>
Carson Reyes
need a bump to keep going, already on page 7
Jaxson Hill
>search around
>holler out
>no presence but my own
>so i wait under the shade from the overhang
Easton Barnes
Thread will die before user finishes thre story at this rate
Kayden Sanchez
interdimensional bump
Wyatt Edwards
>phone
>i see a fucking phone!
>but i don't know any phone numbers since advent of smartphones
Michael Powell
>think to ask operator for police station
>she says only sheriff, no police
>fine,
>call sheriff number
>talk to lady dispatcher named uley (sp?)
Caleb Nelson
agreed
Adrian Taylor
>she says she will send an officer
>me: but i haven't told you where i am
Benjamin Smith
>caller ID she says!
Jace Watson
bumpo pumpo
Juan Allen
>ffs i am soooo dumb
>popo shows up
>he asks who why i am there
> i tell him
>he asks why i am 200 miles from both area 51 AND vegas
Eli Baker
Neat
Nathan Allen
how about pretyping?!
Ethan Clark
>some fucking hick dot that is not even on the map "lairdsville"
>he drives me to sheriff office so i can make further arangements
>decide to pull out the chunk of metal and ask him if it comes from any of the mines and if he knows what element it is
Jack Perez
>he looks at me like i'm the ghost of his mother come back for vengeance
>he slams on the breaks and orders me to get out
Christopher Martinez
Type faster you moron
Jonathan Young
>tried asking what's up
>he's trigger happy hand on gun
>yells at me and orders for me to comply
>i'm handcuffed and thrown in backseat
Joshua Wood
Come on type faster or the thread will die
Easton King
Nigga got probed
Elijah Nguyen
Type faster you fuck
Samuel Phillips
Bump it up
Kayden Phillips
Looks like a nice fictional story so far.
Isaac Evans
>he drives 1000mph
>me banging around over every bump in the road
>sure i'm bruising
>notice my metal on the floorboard
Lucas Ramirez
FUCKING TYPE FASTER!!!
Jose Allen
ok
ok
Mason Peterson
Bump
Charles Garcia
>andthenmi oit op
Samuel Campbell
FASSTTEERR CUNT
Jordan Harris
wtf am i reading here?
Camden Collins
Cheers
Cooper Smith
>suddenly he slams the brakes on
>points gun at me
>tells me your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this poast.
Adam Lee
got me good
Daniel Morris
reply to this poast!
Hunter Diaz
that wasn't OP
Ryan Myers
fuck
Dominic Morales
everybody walk the dinosaur
Michael Hill
I HAVE A PENILE INFECTION
Brody Carter
Jackson Myers
call doctor
Camden Peterson
>The very next day they all dressed as Tribals and they arranged a bullock cart with them and they went around.
>First they saw a woodcutter who was cutting down trees they went to him and said “Do you like this job sir?"
>The woodcutter replied “No, I do it because this work comes from our ancestors so I was forced by my parents to do this job".
Jack Williams
Tell me you are not OP please
Parker Moore
...
Ryder Reyes
wow got me
Caleb Wright
that wasn't OP
i am op
had u all going tho
Nathan Bell
i'll be sure to pretype the story next time
Nathan Nelson
Wow
Charles King
moar alien rape
Luis Lee
moar hermaphrodites/trannies
Sebastian Clark
Does telling you to fucking type faster count?
Julian Morgan
poast
Chase Hill
#1 that wasn't OP
#2 you are still here long after the joke where OP just stopped typing
#3 i am OP and i been in another thread for 12 minutes