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What is your favourite John Hughes film? edition

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FUCK DRUMPF

Breakfast club

DRUMPF IS GREAT

curly sue by miles

/ferris/ to honest

also I'm pretty gutted that I'm away this weekend without internet, missing April Fools day on Sup Forums
Last years was fun

Planes, Trains and Automobiles is my favorite with Ferris Bueller a close second

The Breakfast Club by far

drumpf has achieved nothing in his first 100 days

Ferris Bueller > Breakfast Club > Uncle Buck > Home Alone > Planes Trains and Automobiles > the others.

old new>>>>>>>>>
also D2: the mighty ducks > any of the shit in your image

fake news

wont be taking orders from a self-styled yank

There's a few arse-pained Germans on Sup Forums this morning lads. No better sight tbf.

did you know it was a black man who invented golf, and then he wasn't allowed to play on any of the courses?

Did you know that Shakespeare stole his stories from a black man?

>hit ball into hole

did he want a medal too

>football
>basketball

at least they have rules

>breakfast club
>the 2 chads end up getting the girls while the nerd does their homework for them

bob dylan stole all his songs from a man of a dubious racial background as well, but it's a pretty safe bet to say he was black

the natural order of the world

we're in here>>>>>>

Would smash these other-thread autists if they were in reach

did you know it was the leftist democrats who imposed that law

doing a migrate

>arseville

the bf

good lad

Hows bout it lads

given how many american towns stole their names from british towns, there's probably a shitterton in america too

Might get a new mobile number because nobody ever calls me except scammers and pizza delivery

he means she took the 'ol winker in the stinker
the noodle up the poodle

Planes Trains and Automobiles followed by Uncle Buck

damn, i haven't watched Beethoven in a long time

when the no gf starts to burn
theres a feel when you must learn
something something then you'll see
you'll have a gf for free
d'oh

Why am I always tired

Haven't felt energised and not-groggy since I was 16

been hankering for some nachos all day but now that i have them i dont really feel like eating them

it's the mortality jew

i don't know i only get aftershave as a gift
it was probably tommy hilfiger now that i think about it, isn't that an ok brand?

Listening to musique on my wireless headphones

bad diet

bad sleep schedule

working too much

lack of exercise or too much without proper recovery time and diet

it's probably the first one though

Thoughts on the EU response to Article 50 being triggered?

i like the girl and friend in ferris but hated ferris himself
don't like the cliches in breakfast club
home alone maybe
haven't seen the rest

oh and mr user, for the duration of your lifetime, there'll be no gf

Feel like this post was somewhat inspired by /brit/

jut take modafinil every day

My diet is really good actually
I sleep fine
Wish I worked too much haha

Think it might be lack of exercise

says the arsefartian

used to wank to french tv programmes on sbs before i discovered internet porn desu

depression
or glandular fever if you're a normie

>England's oldest man has said he is a "bit irked" to be celebrating his 109th birthday on the same day Article 50 is triggered.

>Bob Weighton, from Alton, Hampshire, said he was "not enamoured" with all of the European Union's decisions and spending, but felt quitting was a "mistake".

>He said Theresa May signing the letter was "[not] a step forward at all", adding: "She didn't ring me up to see what my reaction would be!"

china

first ever wank was to a girls gone wild infomercial

Pretty much as expected

i wanked to The Man Show on Comedy Channel some topless show on E! which might have been Girls Gone Wild or something similar

born before ww1
bloody mental that

i wanked to naked news a few times during a brief period when we could afford foxtel

based clegg

i'm feeling double here
zero gfs

dont think i could ever cum with a condom on desu

Uncle Buck suits my own position in life now but it was also a family favourite because it matched our life philosophy.
- Keep it in your pants or we'll cut it off
- Being a fuckup is okay as long as you're a dependable fuckup
- Banter makes everything okay

oh yeah that too
haven't been without foxtel since like the 90s

got bored of brexit a year ago

literally don't care anymore

Did he purposely choose the most quintessentially British wording he could?
Also living over a century feels like a curse

c'mon postie, get your arse in gear

current gf gets ridiculously wet for some odd reason and if i wear a condom i can barely feel my cock because of it

not good, not good

wanked to the evening news once as a teenager

fiona bruce is a fox

I have a vague memory as a kid of watching a very vulgar Uncle Buck with a shit tonne of cursing. but now that i'm older I can't seem to find that such a version ever existed, and now I'm wondering if I was watching a tv channel from another dimension, or if my memory just got super skewed

>current gf
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there's no odd word choices there

that's probably it

was feeling extremely ill a few months ago and then started getting daily exercise and i feel much better, both physically and mentally

perhaps a dream you're confusing with reality.

post it on /x/ lad

I vividly remember learning the word "fucking" from an episode of The Sylvester and Tweetie Mysteries as a child but that can't possibly have happened

RAINIGN OUTSIDE

i did that once, it was the chinese news but the chinky lady on it would get my pork bun

honestly not worth having sex if you're gonna use a condom

my brother used to love anime as a kid, and we were watching some anime programme on cartoon network or something, maybe 'one piece' and one character said something like 'yeah nigga' quite shocking desu

heard memecity's going to get hit by cyclone debbie any day now

a lad posted a song i really like about a month ago and i forgot what it was and now i can't find him to post it again

Do Australians go outside and play about in the rain like normal people go out and play in the snow

i also have a memory as a kid of sitting on the kitchen stove playing a flute and my eldest brother walking by shoving the flute back into my throat and walking off laughing

but my family all said that that didn't happen to me, it happened to my other brother.

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Five hours on the road in good ol' Meme City

I meant all the understatements and litotes

>Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Excellent film. Does a great job of expounding the human condition.

>honestly not worth having sex if you're gonna use a condom

got you la
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Ah yes, the human condition
*surreptitously opens DuckDuckGo*

m8 who's in straya on a work visa is moving from melbourne to cairns

how is cairns?

that's not it

it was a space-themed EDM song. the cover had space ships on it. that's all i can remember

have you noticed how society is basically the result of self-presevation from old cunts
logically we shouldn't give a shit about people too old to benefit the species but every culture on earth is always 'love thy parents'

Brits don't play Jump in the Puddle?

hot and full of abos

tired lads

Mum always comes up to me and starts talking when I've got my headphones on

Cannot hear a word she says and I don't take them off but she doesn't seem to mind or have any issue with my lack of response

/brit/ runt posting in v lmao

cairns is near a cyclone right now
also its incredibly isolated
also the weather is like some of the worst in australia since its nearly equatorial
also thats where all the crocodiles and cassowarys are

Women just like the sound of their own voice mate don't worry about it.

*hops in the Vauxhall Nova and whacks a bit of DJ Slipmatt on*

fucking sorted boys lets get it on