What is your favourite John Hughes film? edition
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FUCK DRUMPF
Breakfast club
DRUMPF IS GREAT
curly sue by miles
/ferris/ to honest
also I'm pretty gutted that I'm away this weekend without internet, missing April Fools day on Sup Forums
Last years was fun
Planes, Trains and Automobiles is my favorite with Ferris Bueller a close second
The Breakfast Club by far
drumpf has achieved nothing in his first 100 days
Ferris Bueller > Breakfast Club > Uncle Buck > Home Alone > Planes Trains and Automobiles > the others.
old new>>>>>>>>>
also D2: the mighty ducks > any of the shit in your image
fake news
wont be taking orders from a self-styled yank
There's a few arse-pained Germans on Sup Forums this morning lads. No better sight tbf.
did you know it was a black man who invented golf, and then he wasn't allowed to play on any of the courses?
Did you know that Shakespeare stole his stories from a black man?
>hit ball into hole
did he want a medal too
>football
>basketball
at least they have rules
>breakfast club
>the 2 chads end up getting the girls while the nerd does their homework for them
bob dylan stole all his songs from a man of a dubious racial background as well, but it's a pretty safe bet to say he was black
the natural order of the world
we're in here>>>>>>
Would smash these other-thread autists if they were in reach
did you know it was the leftist democrats who imposed that law
doing a migrate
>arseville
the bf
good lad
Hows bout it lads
given how many american towns stole their names from british towns, there's probably a shitterton in america too
Might get a new mobile number because nobody ever calls me except scammers and pizza delivery
he means she took the 'ol winker in the stinker
the noodle up the poodle
Planes Trains and Automobiles followed by Uncle Buck
damn, i haven't watched Beethoven in a long time
when the no gf starts to burn
theres a feel when you must learn
something something then you'll see
you'll have a gf for free
d'oh
Why am I always tired
Haven't felt energised and not-groggy since I was 16
been hankering for some nachos all day but now that i have them i dont really feel like eating them
it's the mortality jew
i don't know i only get aftershave as a gift
it was probably tommy hilfiger now that i think about it, isn't that an ok brand?
Listening to musique on my wireless headphones
bad diet
bad sleep schedule
working too much
lack of exercise or too much without proper recovery time and diet
it's probably the first one though
Thoughts on the EU response to Article 50 being triggered?
i like the girl and friend in ferris but hated ferris himself
don't like the cliches in breakfast club
home alone maybe
haven't seen the rest
oh and mr user, for the duration of your lifetime, there'll be no gf
Feel like this post was somewhat inspired by /brit/
jut take modafinil every day
My diet is really good actually
I sleep fine
Wish I worked too much haha
Think it might be lack of exercise
says the arsefartian
used to wank to french tv programmes on sbs before i discovered internet porn desu
depression
or glandular fever if you're a normie
>England's oldest man has said he is a "bit irked" to be celebrating his 109th birthday on the same day Article 50 is triggered.
>Bob Weighton, from Alton, Hampshire, said he was "not enamoured" with all of the European Union's decisions and spending, but felt quitting was a "mistake".
>He said Theresa May signing the letter was "[not] a step forward at all", adding: "She didn't ring me up to see what my reaction would be!"
china
first ever wank was to a girls gone wild infomercial
Pretty much as expected
i wanked to The Man Show on Comedy Channel some topless show on E! which might have been Girls Gone Wild or something similar
born before ww1
bloody mental that
i wanked to naked news a few times during a brief period when we could afford foxtel
based clegg
i'm feeling double here
zero gfs
dont think i could ever cum with a condom on desu
Uncle Buck suits my own position in life now but it was also a family favourite because it matched our life philosophy.
- Keep it in your pants or we'll cut it off
- Being a fuckup is okay as long as you're a dependable fuckup
- Banter makes everything okay
oh yeah that too
haven't been without foxtel since like the 90s
got bored of brexit a year ago
literally don't care anymore
Did he purposely choose the most quintessentially British wording he could?
Also living over a century feels like a curse
c'mon postie, get your arse in gear
current gf gets ridiculously wet for some odd reason and if i wear a condom i can barely feel my cock because of it
not good, not good
wanked to the evening news once as a teenager
fiona bruce is a fox
I have a vague memory as a kid of watching a very vulgar Uncle Buck with a shit tonne of cursing. but now that i'm older I can't seem to find that such a version ever existed, and now I'm wondering if I was watching a tv channel from another dimension, or if my memory just got super skewed
>current gf
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there's no odd word choices there
that's probably it
was feeling extremely ill a few months ago and then started getting daily exercise and i feel much better, both physically and mentally
perhaps a dream you're confusing with reality.
post it on /x/ lad
I vividly remember learning the word "fucking" from an episode of The Sylvester and Tweetie Mysteries as a child but that can't possibly have happened
RAINIGN OUTSIDE
i did that once, it was the chinese news but the chinky lady on it would get my pork bun
honestly not worth having sex if you're gonna use a condom
my brother used to love anime as a kid, and we were watching some anime programme on cartoon network or something, maybe 'one piece' and one character said something like 'yeah nigga' quite shocking desu
heard memecity's going to get hit by cyclone debbie any day now
a lad posted a song i really like about a month ago and i forgot what it was and now i can't find him to post it again
Do Australians go outside and play about in the rain like normal people go out and play in the snow
i also have a memory as a kid of sitting on the kitchen stove playing a flute and my eldest brother walking by shoving the flute back into my throat and walking off laughing
but my family all said that that didn't happen to me, it happened to my other brother.
Five hours on the road in good ol' Meme City
I meant all the understatements and litotes
>Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Excellent film. Does a great job of expounding the human condition.
>honestly not worth having sex if you're gonna use a condom
got you la
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Ah yes, the human condition
*surreptitously opens DuckDuckGo*
m8 who's in straya on a work visa is moving from melbourne to cairns
how is cairns?
that's not it
it was a space-themed EDM song. the cover had space ships on it. that's all i can remember
have you noticed how society is basically the result of self-presevation from old cunts
logically we shouldn't give a shit about people too old to benefit the species but every culture on earth is always 'love thy parents'
Brits don't play Jump in the Puddle?
hot and full of abos
tired lads
Mum always comes up to me and starts talking when I've got my headphones on
Cannot hear a word she says and I don't take them off but she doesn't seem to mind or have any issue with my lack of response
/brit/ runt posting in v lmao
cairns is near a cyclone right now
also its incredibly isolated
also the weather is like some of the worst in australia since its nearly equatorial
also thats where all the crocodiles and cassowarys are
Women just like the sound of their own voice mate don't worry about it.
*hops in the Vauxhall Nova and whacks a bit of DJ Slipmatt on*
fucking sorted boys lets get it on