So it will be my first time smoking weed nxt week on the 20th

so it will be my first time smoking weed nxt week on the 20th
what can i expect from smoking?

just remember when you're smoking that everyone you know will die someday

Also, focus on how fast your heart rate gets

a panic attack

Right after you smoke you're going to say whats the big deal!? Then 10 minutes later you are going to be like this is the greatest thing in the world when it kicks in fully.

I remember the first times I smoked weed. It was crazy. You'll probably have a good time. You might not enjoy it as much as the memory of it but try to cherish how fucked up it gets you. Even doing things like texting on my phone used to trip me the fuck out. Basically, it will be totally weird if you are not used to drugs.

this. I remember stroking the window during a bus ride after my first time smoking weed

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op here im also planning on going to eat all u can eat wings with a bunch of friends

is that a bad idea??

that sounds like the best idea you could have. Wings and weed is pretty much a guaranteed good time

You turn gay af

Hallucinations and 85% chance of death

You're going to hear your heart rate but it's just amplified, your actual heart rate is fine. Don't try to take your pulse because your fingers will be numb and lastly, this is important, you are breathing so don't focus on breathing. I got so stoned one night I switched to manual breathing, worst shit of my life

Yea its a good idea. Trust me don't be wishy washy. Just enjoy the ride. Everything will be odd when you are stoned. There isn't anything you can really fuck up. Some people are stoned 24/7 you can do anything you normally do it will only feel different.

you will vomit

>stoned 24/7

It doesn't work that way tryhard.

to be laughed at.

depends on whats being smoked. but mostly euphoria, followed by drowsy, hungry, pukey or all three. possibly more.

?? I've been there before. Trust me, you can be stoned 24/7. Edibles can keep you fucked up from the night before into the next day and dabs will always get you ripped.

We've all been there, you build up a tolerance and it just becomes monotonous. Faggot.

I feel bad for you son. I've never hit a wall that hard.

Its just how it goes. I am a degenerate, I know about degenerate things, so I don't want some edgy teen educating me on personal experiences.

Nice dubs, check'd.

You're going to have the time of your life it's scary at first but just let your self slip away don't fight it just go with the experience

first time prolly gets you a wicked headache so plan ahead

dont try to go cone for cone with your mates. i made this mistake

dont smoke spin

Op here

Thanks for letting me know what to expect

Also don't be disappointed/surprised when you feel nothing at all. Some people need to smoke a few times until they feel anything.

U think I'd have a high tolerance bcz I'm slightly an alcoholic?

It might be a good idea if you're a social person, if you usually like to be alone, don't smoke for the first time and go out with friends, try it alone first to be familiar of how it is

Happiness

You gonna get aids

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