Greentext thread

Greentext thread
OC encouraged.

Sup Forums has gone to shit. Why are there so many porn threads? There are other boards for you to fap to.

Has always been shit.. but since 2012/2013 it's shit with a bunch of porn

kek

Damn, that was pretty dark.

post a greentext or leave faggot. We don't allow leechers in here

bumping to keep alive

I mean still, there are other boards. Sup Forums was made for random stuff, now its only one thing.

Thank you mate.

Bumpus

...

...

>be me
>born in super orthodox muzzie family
>fml.jpg
>go to public high school
>loner and autistic af so have no friends
>new fem transfer student
> about 8/10 if it wasnt for shitty hair, hideous glasses and nasty clothes
>she turns out to be loner too
>gather enough balls to try and talk to her
>manage a squeak
>mfw
>she giggles
>MFW
>autist me starts getting excited over first potential friend
>she and I hit it off really quickly, she turns out to be gamer we like the same weebs shit etc
>eventually start dating
>fast forwards 5 months and I want her to meet my parents
cont.?

continue

>meeting with parents going well
>parents seem to laugh and joke with her
>generally like her
>eventually dinner is ready and we all sit down
>parents start asking typical dinner personal questions
>eventually ask where she's from
>Isreal
>uh oh
>Jew
>herewego.png
>parents clearly taken aback
>start being more abrasive to fem
>I try to cool situation down
>told to stfu by parents
>gf and parents start shouting at each other
>she's kicked out of the house
>its dark so Im allowed to walk her to her house
>awkward walk back filled with the sound of silence
>gf eventually breaks the ice
>"so your parents seemed to like me"
>¬_¬
>try to convince her she'll grow on them
>cheer her up
>fast forward a year
>parents still hate her
>decide to ignore their bullshit and decide to propose to her
>decide to not plan anything and just wing it

>Be me
>Be in college
>Have no friends
>Have no job
>Have no girlfriend
>Waste all spare time on loser website called Sup Forums
>Write relatable story about it in green font

>on the way to parents, car breaks down
>in the middle of a park
>noone around
>call parents to see if they can help
>gf gets out and starts wandering around
>pay no attention
>try to find out whats wrong with the car
>engine is smoking
>god dammit
>hear a scream
>its my gf
>run to where she is
>she's fallen into a hole
>I try to help her out
>fall in with her
>mfw
>call parents and tell them situation
>30 minutes later parents arrive
>gf is scared and starts clutching to me
>parents see this and start getting tense
>we start arguing for about an hour about how to get out
>we start arguing for another hour about my gf
>how.
>mfw dad takes out a gun
>holy shit 0-100
>we all try to calm him down
>he eventually flips out and fires randomly
>hits my gf
>oh fuck
>please no
>gf bleeding out
>no not like this
>dad drops gun, looks distraught
>mum screams
>people start gathering
>no first aiders, but ambulance is called
>gf barely holding on
>I hold her tight
>passes away in my arms
>please no
>fast forward a year
>finally starting to move on
>decide to visit her grave one last time for closure
>arrive at graveyard
>I state my peace
>slowly walk away from that chapter of my life
>good bye my forbidden love
>rip harram bae

kek

Top zozzle
Good spin on dead meme

>rip haram bae
Kekest of keks

Sup Forums is cancer and the other chans aren't that good anymore

Discords are 10/10, trust me

cont.
>feel kinda smart to point out the obvious that has been running this board since its beginning
>proceed to finger my ass
>i am going for all five this time

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
mein fuhl

kek