What would it take, Sup Forums?

What would it take, Sup Forums?

A forklift

yeah i'd take it... i'd take that shit back to seaworld

Fucking HOW?? I'm around 30 pounds overweight and I can barely look at myself in the mirror.

a LOT of fire

the entire Japanese whaling fleet?

Fpbp

6 beers and some lube

Sounds like a normal night for you

Randy, your balls

Someone else I will never meet, in a room I will never visit, with a ten foot pole I will never touch, wearing a hazmat suit I might touch if it was thoroughly decontaminated, but probably wouldn't want to anyway.

An elephant gun and a little nigger to carry the tusks back for mounting on the wall.

Or the hood of your car if you are from Texas.

I would definitely be a record, but I'm no stranger to banging the fatties. They are so grateful.

A crane

uhm. The united states marines?

Two fucking MOABs

Im Zim Pro Hnter Elephant Gun= 458
458 not enough punch through for that need 510 548 to be sure

This + pic related

I've been wanting someone like this

A crane

a running start

Couple pump jacks, and some shoring to hold it up

For her or you?

man that bitch got the biggest nutsack i've ever seen

a suicide.

20 bucks

A bulldozer and an army of tow trucks

Alot of drugs and alcohol, two of you to hold up the fat rolls, and a truck load of flour to find the wet spot

10000 calories a day for about 2 years

For me, it would take her to kiss my cheek DIAMONDS

Condoms and 100k.

You could probably sell me on 50k and some other smaller perk.

For 50k I wouldn't have to work for a year which is worth it imo

$100 billion
no taxes for life
get away with any crime for life
i am allowed to buy what ever shit on deep web without getting in shit

kek

about tree fiddy

Marriage

A toothbrush holder?

About 30 cheeseburgers and a promise ring and I bet I could get all up in it.

A 3ft penis

3 min 24 seconds. Same as always.

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>9 Cans of Lysol and and blindfold

You'd have to pay me at least a hundred and I'd probably do it

well this guy is fuckin retarded

To Destroy that big ol pussy

>Two planes should work

a harpoon should do it