What would it take, Sup Forums?
What would it take, Sup Forums?
A forklift
yeah i'd take it... i'd take that shit back to seaworld
Fucking HOW?? I'm around 30 pounds overweight and I can barely look at myself in the mirror.
a LOT of fire
the entire Japanese whaling fleet?
Fpbp
6 beers and some lube
Sounds like a normal night for you
Randy, your balls
Someone else I will never meet, in a room I will never visit, with a ten foot pole I will never touch, wearing a hazmat suit I might touch if it was thoroughly decontaminated, but probably wouldn't want to anyway.
An elephant gun and a little nigger to carry the tusks back for mounting on the wall.
Or the hood of your car if you are from Texas.
I would definitely be a record, but I'm no stranger to banging the fatties. They are so grateful.
A crane
uhm. The united states marines?
Two fucking MOABs
Im Zim Pro Hnter Elephant Gun= 458
458 not enough punch through for that need 510 548 to be sure
This + pic related
I've been wanting someone like this
A crane
a running start
Couple pump jacks, and some shoring to hold it up
For her or you?
man that bitch got the biggest nutsack i've ever seen
a suicide.
20 bucks
A bulldozer and an army of tow trucks
Alot of drugs and alcohol, two of you to hold up the fat rolls, and a truck load of flour to find the wet spot
10000 calories a day for about 2 years
For me, it would take her to kiss my cheek DIAMONDS
Condoms and 100k.
You could probably sell me on 50k and some other smaller perk.
For 50k I wouldn't have to work for a year which is worth it imo
$100 billion
no taxes for life
get away with any crime for life
i am allowed to buy what ever shit on deep web without getting in shit
kek
about tree fiddy
Marriage
A toothbrush holder?
About 30 cheeseburgers and a promise ring and I bet I could get all up in it.
A 3ft penis
3 min 24 seconds. Same as always.
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>9 Cans of Lysol and and blindfold
You'd have to pay me at least a hundred and I'd probably do it
well this guy is fuckin retarded
To Destroy that big ol pussy
>Two planes should work
a harpoon should do it