Official Eagles vs. Bengals Pregame Thread

@Cincinnati
Both team's top WRs out
Eagles on the very outskirts of the playoffs, Bengals not so much

why does the AFCN suck so much this year

>tfw spent the last 10 mins making this pic to start a thread
>someone else does it

Bengals:
Jeff Driskel QB Inactive
Wallace Gilberry DE Inactive
A.J. Green WR Inactive

Eagles:
Josh Andrews G Inactive
Dillon Gordon OG Inactive
Taylor Hart DE Inactive
Ryan Mathews RB Inactive
Jordan Matthews WR Inactive

Howdy

plz beat us philly, i'm just rooting for a good draft pick

2nd week in a row in Dallas we dont get a divisional game on tv, instead we get Lions/Saints and the boring Texans game, thanks NFL

>agholor starting

how many passes does agholor drop today?

GINGER BOWL

I hope this is a win, lads. 8-8 is my bare minimum expectation for this season. It'd be really nice if they make the playoffs. It wouldn't mean much because they probably wouldn't get in deep but it would be great for their confidence.

>3-7

Damn, what happened to you guys?

>Agholor starting

At least it ain't in philly where he would've been boo'd to high heaven.

>our best receiver today has two left feet... for hands

>pederson not deferring
bold strategy

>Agholor starting

lost weapons on offense. sanu and marvin jones left in FA and Eifert was hurt most of the year. not many weapons.

and the defense has been pretty shitty. and offensive line.

Bold move Cotton

>3 and out
>Terrible punt

HAHAHAHAHA IM NOT OKAY

jesus what a terrible first possession

This game here is going to be sad... like my life

>eagles peanalty
IT BEGINS

>Those down markers

??

Eagles games are just so mindnumbing now. Makes me sad.

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL

Not like it matters. Neither of these teams has a shot at the playoffs.

Now? Welcome to eagles football, newfriend.

>DROPPING THAT FUCKING PICK

>literally tackled before the ball gets there
>no DPI

Real comforting to know that no one on this team can catch

How much garbage will be thrown on the field by the end of this game?

Is Jordan Mathews just out for this game or is it longer?

Where the fuck is Ryan Mathews?
Our offense wasn't great with everyone healthy we ain't winning shit injured.

Pops invites me over to watch the eagles

Mom yaking on the phone about coupons and diarrhea for the last half hour talking over the game.

Go to another room ffs

That's a big Eagles

I don't know, but I DO know how much garbage will be dropped.

both out for this game, probably not long term

Should burn the stadium down while the teams are still there

Huh, my mom was talking about diarrhea today too. What a coincidence.

Bengals fan here. I wish we had an actual elite QB that is a proven winner, like Tom Brady.

Let's just all post pictures of Tom Brady so we can forget about that faggot ginger.

AGHOLOR CATCH ALERT

almost coughed it up too

He can catch that, but not a wide open pass?! LMFAO!!!!

She is still on the phone

I'm gonna have to take a food run at halftime just to get the fuck outta here for a few minutes

Yes, Agholor, fight for that ball. That's what I want to see from you.

This team is allergic to INTs

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Friendly reminder.

Stay butthurt, Benglel fans

Agholor knew that if he didn't haul that in, he literally would have been lynched on his return to philly

Nigga is catching for his life

I thought the Browns were retarded for not drafting Wentz. What happened?

140?

CARSON VICK

Carson Wentz is a pretty good rookie tbqhwy famaam

Imagine if he was on the Browns, he'd be retired by now

MIKE WENTZ

>Agaolor can't catch a wide open pass
>is able to catch that

wejustdontknow.gif

nice trips

Defenses catched up and Pederson is getting outcoached all games

Its a confusing time we live in

this, pederson's playcalling these last couple games has made me want to kill myself

The offense basically has no weapons and the defense was always overrated

Ginger vs. Ginger

>Eagles
>anyone but Ertz,Celek, Matthews, or Sproles catching that ball

My life makes me want to kill myself, the eagles are just enforcing my belief that I should

STOP FUCKING CALLING THESE RUNNING PLAYS THAT LOSE YARDS
EVERY FUCKING 3RD DOWN IS SOME PRAYER TO ONE OF OUR SHITTY WRS BECAUSE WE DON'T GAIN ENOUGH YARDS ON 1ST AND 2ND DOWN

Yeah Wentz is the best player on their offense and it's not even fucking close.

>And the Eagles will punt again

Embiid is the only thing keeping me from alcohol-induced death

welcome to the Doug Pederson show. Please wait until after the show to kill yourselves.

Is that Clemson guy a good WR for the Eagles?

And Simmons eventually

And one of Fultz/Ball/Fox/Monk next year.

Eagles zone coverage is embarrassing

mike williams? he's good, but i want the speed guy from washington, john ross

I don't keep up with basketball, what happened to that Simmons guy?

Why can't eagles receivers get that open?

Hurt, probably coming back in january

Other defenses actually cover receivers

No one gives a shit what you want speed=/skill

He was on vacation in Australia and got bitten by a spider

>benglels

Foot injury in preseason, but it's not as serious as Embiid's was. He's expected back in the 2nd half of the season.

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yay, a pass to the 5, maybe nuget can hit a FG from there

why did you respond then lel

seems like they can't run on us, but they're pretty much passing at will, so we're gonna lose

Holy fuck the Eagles are garbage.

Foot bit by spider in Australian preseason game, got it.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HE HIT IT HE HIT IT
UNBELIEVABLE
INCONCEIVABLE

why are we losing to the bengals?

>celebrating making an extra point
Holy shit that's terrible

that means we have to work on our defensive backs more than scout a receiver first

So what do we need more, a new CB or a new WR?

He's made 2 in a row after missing the previous 3 in a row lol

Commercials REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Missing 3 straight extra points has been pretty depressing desu senpai

>3-7-1

yes, defensive back should be a priority in the first or second round
i was just giving my opinion on WRs, not that our receiving corps isn't nearly as terrible though

Eagles pls win this game

Bengals need good draft pick over anything at this point

These commercials just cut me right to the core

I'm not going to buy this shit

I'm not going to watch these shit shows

CB could make this team have a hard, throbbing, and complete D.

>we're gonna fuck it up by winning enough games down the stretch to not get a good draft pick

does anybody here actually live in philadelphia or cincinnati?

>3 pizzas for 19,90

WTF LOVE AMERICA NOW

Because we have the worst WRs and CBs in the NFL.