Have everyone blow into tube

have everyone blow into tube

i dont interpret the results

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I put lines together to make picture of house then make 3d photo from it then show to client

Hi nurse. Show tits.

I make plants more gooder

have a tool to capture photons and make money from said photons

i type some shit and get payed a lot

I sell people liquids that destroy their already shitty lives. The best thing I can hope for a regular customer I like is to never see them again.

Solar grid farmer

How did you get the initial investment?

from photography

I stop grandma from bumming around in her filth all day

Get paid less than half of a livable wage to be yelled at by strangers.

I tell little morons information, then they forget all of it

graduate student... i get paid

I drive shit somewhere to exchange it for other shit to drive back

Cold caller?

I make shapes on a computer that people watch

Retail.

I sit at a desk, take folders from the top of a stack and read it. Then i type on the keyboard and move the folder to another stack. Someone then takes the folder away and I repeat it until I go on break, take lunch then leave.

Ugh. Right there with ya buddy. Fuck customers.

UPS/Fed/Ex?

I check to see if huge fuck off buildings are about to fall down. If they are, I can't personally do anything about it.

Buy and resell

i tell people where to put colors on a piece of cloth while they drink heavily

>livable wage
Kill yourself you retarded faggot, we're drowning in more material wealth than at any other time in history, you're just retarded with money.

Learn basic math and stop repeating socialist bullshit mindlessly.

I place, remove, and resurface the top layer of the tree corpses you're standing on.

bingo, FedEx

listen to people's bullshit all day long

9/11 photojournalist

From what show is this?

I pretend to fix things that are not really broken...

I explain to middle aged retards, by phone, how to use a fucking software they bought, used in Car Centers.

I can't explain this "badly" because it's already complicated enough

stall mait&clean-up at the local rodeo

"The IT Crowd"

School teacher

I tell big morons information specifically so that they do not blind or poison themselves (or more importantly me).

IT crowd

i do precision guess work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

nope

Meat and cheese appropriation in a circular format

IT Crowd
which is a good show, btw

I break things then struggle to make them work again.
Smile at old people.
Sometimes drive over balls.

I mostly sit in on boring meetings.
I spend much of my day preparing speeches for people who hang out with me for an hour and are relatively apathetic.

I sometimes help sick people.

I sometimes dump water on the heads of babies.

auto mechanic

You work for the parole board

I've been trying to get out for almost three years now since I finished college. At this point I'm thinking of just getting my CDL or going to trade school.

I see your point, but I make $16,000 a year. Budgeting that out carefully MIGHT net me enough ramen to ensure I don't starve and an apartment in a part of town where I'm probably going to get stabbed walking to the mailbox.

I repair the noisemakers that people use to make the noises that other people enjoy hearing.

Are you an IT help desk dude? Drive over balls is throwing me off.

priest?

Instrument repair?

pizza hut

Pinots pallet motha fuckkkkaaaaa

Mhmm

golf course?

I give really happy people some medications to make them less happy so they dont jump off buildings and sad people some medications so they will be less sad and jump off buildings.

I burn stuff not really knowing how to exactly do it and if I put my mask awa I die.

i make shit that doesn't fall down/break easily

Psychiatrist?

I put different metals and other materials together, so I can break them, so we can move air around in a way that makes people happy, better and longer than we have before.

You're a priest?!
>on Sup Forums?

lithium dealer

You're an engineer for some company

I've been promoted 6 times this week and i don't even know what i do yet

Life is funny sometimes.

well, you don't work for apple

Your shit, is my business.

>le ramen XD
Are you a walking fucking subreddit?
Learn to fucking cook retard, you can clearly afford internet access.
>le apartment le bad part of town
Maybe you should move somewhere with lower rent and a lower population and lower crime, given that cities were always intended for working in, not fucking living in - especially not for low-skill laborers. You retarded faggot, either stop wallowing in self-induced poverty or stop fucking complaining about it.

that used to be a trsuted proffesion, now its i get underpaid to fix things and yelled at because of unachievable time goals by people who couldnt do the job themselves

Plumber!

Goddammit

I take shampoo away from people, but only sometimes

I'm a retard running into a house on fire dragging people out.

do you ever steal shit?

nailed it

Holy kek

The noble and nepotistic profession of firefighting

liquor store owner ?

I decide if and how much money someone gets if shit gets fucked up

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>outside
>look into machine at equipment
>numbers
>inside
>math

Yea fuck the gen population, am working in the storeroom now for shit wages just to get away from the fuckers.

I can afford internet access because I'm living with relatives, and I don't live in the city so it's kind of hard to downgrade from where I already am. Also,
>self-induced poverty
You honestly think I'm not trying to do better? I've got job search tabs open as we speak, retard.

Actuary

Yeap.

Friends get pissed at me for what I do, because I followed a career that actually pays and has plenty of job openings for, they themselves go to college for like 5 yrs plus, can't even find a job in their field.

Now most are heavily in debt, working jobs that pay like 2 dollars over minimum wage.

That's my end goal. Same industry. Same degree

Meant

Kek no sir

Kek

Das it mane

I put people into machines
making sure they don't die
gently tell them to fuck off when they're done

Tell people how to fix their broken phones and computers

Ofcourse they steal shit. When my house burnt down and they went in and put it out half the house was gone and my room was water and smoke damaged and the ONLY thing I never found was a wallet and my sisters ipad mini

Tanning bed attendant?...

Some sort of medical tech. MRI / x-ray or something

He was talking about saving money not making more, because he's saying your wage is not at all unlivable.
You absolute retard.

Make carpets for carpets

not even close. It's not aa very good job

How the fuck did a priest get to Sup Forums

I monitor a surface and the objects therein, I count to like 12 over and over again, argue with my boss, do whatever in the meantime

>oil-soaked dough
>gottagofast

Carnie?

i drive a booboo bus

Yeah, I'm also saving money. I put two thirds of every paycheck into an emergency fund, and you know what? Still not enough to pay for housing, let alone food and utilities. Point is, I'm trying to get out and get better.