My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Lucas Jackson
what does it make you...nah paste
Nathan Price
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Owen Gray
Obviously a fake. I can reverse image search retard and know it's not you
this copypasta is probably like 12 years old by now
Caleb Thompson
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Caleb Jones
You have a vocabulary equivalent with a 5-year-old girl, and you write very incoherently. You're waste of time.
Adam Mitchell
Sup John, I'm calling you out. I'm Frankie, and I fucking hate you. You're a dumb retarted no life who should kill yourself. I mean yeah its fun coming on here and making fun of the virgin neckbeards (i do it all the time brah), but my problem is that you're ONE of them. starter on the b-ball team? cap'n on the football team? boy, check these muscles out. you aint a baller like me. i'd pound your scrawny ass into the mud. Im a model and i never juiced once unlike you faggots. i don't play sports because sports are for guys who cant get this kind of pussy from looks alone. Not to mention my personality. All of you guys think you can attract girls from your shitty personality but you arent even mature enough to not get angry when you see a badass like me. btw, your "bitch" was photoshopped into this picture. i've seen hella shops on this site, and i know for a fact that your "bitch" was shopped in. Get a life and start lifting weights, fuckboy. Pic related: My bitch and I. (You never put yourself first John. "Me and my bitch" is incorrect, learn sentence structure and how to speak proper english you stupid cunt.)
Ethan Taylor
welcome newbie
Dominic Cox
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Mason Evans
Hello newfag
Ethan Miller
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Hunter Rivera
HI MY NAME IS BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Nolan Baker
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Joseph Brooks
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Daniel Hughes
>2011
Cooper Hughes
stop lying your a janitor named nancy now fuck off you look like a budget jersey shore cast off. nuff said
Samuel Hall
agreed. i have always felt vocabulary and vernacular are the clearest signs of intelligence, and these nancy boys struggle
Adrian Turner
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Easton Powell
hi john
Brandon Sanchez
Welcome to the Faggot Club! 2 Questions: Do you use the same makeup like Trump ? Since when are earrings and necklace for straight dudes?
