Riddle thread

Riddle thread.
Riddle me this b. He who makes me does not want me. He who buys me uses me not. He who uses me does not know me. What am I?

A dildo

A coffin

Correct! Now on for another one. The more you take of me the more you leave behind. What am I?

Your mom.

Her father does not want her.
Her husband does not bang her.
So she goes out and fucks strangers.

Photos

Footsteps

anal bleaching

Yes! Now for the next. I have a head and a tail, but no legs, and I can be brown. What am I?

a comet?

snake

A coin

>What am I?

A fag. You are a fag!

A fish.

Good job. A chest without hinge, lock, or key. but golden treasure lies inside. What am I?

...

quadriplegic nigger

WRONG!

...

a human chest
the treasure is a heart

>golden

The Earth, there's quite literally treasures beneath us

WRONG!

A rock filled with gold

egg

Nobody? It's a clam!

kek

Tits. Chest. Gold

Congratulations, you may be the least retarded one here.

An egg.
I read the hobbit too you dip

its an egg you tards, read the hobbit

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An escort.

alright the final one. Oceans without water, towns without people, forests without trees, and roads without cars. What am I?

a map

Wait, change mt answer. Domonatrix.

The End

well fuck me that was fast. If you fags want to leave your own riddles go right ahead.

Well that was quick, goodbye everyone I'm off to fap to gay porn.

I googled it too.

The Holocaust

soviet russia

yeah, because ive heard all these before.
i got one: what can goes up a chimney up, but not down a chimney down?

I have a mouth but do not eat. I have a bed but do not sleep.

didnt even use google ive just heard it before

river...

Smoke?

>Roses are red
>Violets are blue
>Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.