Feels Thread

Feels Thread

I'm sad. Let's tell jokes.

>How does NASA organize a meeting?
>They Planet.

Did that make you laugh?

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no

It made me smile a little bit good one OP
Sadly i dont remember any joke

sorry...

Niqqa

i chuckled

how much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

a buck an ear

A jew, a nigga and a feminazi walk into a bar and the feminazi is already offended before the joke starts

whats a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?

>Be doctor
>Expect patient for an appointment
>Patient arrives on time
>Patient has a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other, and celery up his nose
>You don't want to know where the pineapple was located
>(Spoilers: He left it at home)
>Patient asks, "What is wrong with me, Doc?"
>I respond, "You're not eating right."

I drew this of a girl I like and sent it to her, she's generally quite open minded and accepting of these things. Even told me about this thing she uses as a dildo. Turns out she started shaking over this and her friend started texting me about how I needed to apologise. Christ, I know I should alpha up and stop being such a beta fuck about this but I'm a shut in NEET and I'm fucked if I lose her. Even if she says it's okay, I feel guilty, but at the same time I feel like this is complete shit and that it's stupid she even got sensitive about it. Just ready to an hero, it's not even a good drawing.

Dis image

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R

7

heheh... silly guy

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

>How do you make holy water?
>you boil the hell out of it.

>dad did you get shot in the army?
>no i got shot in the leggy.

>how many knees do guys have?
>3. a left knee, a right knee, and a weenie.

>where did napoleon keep his armies?
>up his sleevies.

>is that sarcasm?
>no, more like a sarcrevice, or a sargap.

Here's a good joke:

> The Holocaust

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

how do you fuck that up

>what do you tell a woman with one black eye?
>the same thing you told her the first time.

>what do you tell a a woman with two black eyes?
>nothing, she clearly doesnt listen.

Wtf i would feel honoured if someone drew me like that. Apologize a bit and dont make a big thing out of it
Also from artist to artist, it is a good drawing

What did the disabled kid get for Christmas?

Nothing!

What do you call a fish without any...well fuck that doesn't work with text.

What do the twin towers and lasagna have in common?
Floor, meat, floor, meat...
(Idkifthisworksinenglish)

>School Shootings

the edge of my lip curved up slightly.

the seven sea's?

A bear and a rabbit were shitting in the forrest. The bear asked the rabbit if he ever gets shit stuck on his fur and the rabbit said no.

The bear said "good". Then he picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.

>go home from work
>good day
>coffe tasted better than usual
>10th year of work, got a nice cake and kiss on the cheek by the secretery
>walk home
>unbutton first button on shirt
>really hot today
>see black dude carrying a tv
>fml.jpg
>poor guy who got his one lost
>do think about it
>walk home
>thinking about color
>think about size
>FUCK
>mines the same color and size
>sweat
>walk faster
>swaeting heaveaveavly
>fuck fuck fuck
>see the door to apparment complex
>run to door
>push bitch besides
>no time for being polite
>such a good day
>cant take it
>elevator taking to long
>fucking SPRINTING up stairs
>finally at door
>where the fuck dem keys at tho?
>put them in lock
>open door
>smile on face
>hes still chained laying on the ground

My friends don't like me anymore.

kek

Oh I get it now. Pirate's favorite letter is c.

7 c's.

7 megawatts

I am Addicted to amphe, my dad found my weed today was too happy about it but told me if I ever did or going to do anything worst than that we would hang himself
>if I stop amphe there is nothing good my life
>if my dad kills himself, I need more amphe, builds up tolerance and destroyes the only good thing left in life

youtube.com/watch?v=BRQbsWaCufw

Look up some comedians and your night will be a lot better bro

What time is it where you are?

9:15 pm, morning or noon for you or something?

This user. Just not that link. No black comedians. Give some Bill Burr a try maybe.

Patrice is funny as fuck man

3 am
Just asking, because the night here is going to be over in like 2 or 3 hours. Also watched your vid, pretty fucking funny.

Comedians get me through life, good luck with everything. hope you cheer up. Maybe watch the sunrise, user