Jesus died today. If you could only say three last words to him, what would you say?

Jesus died today. If you could only say three last words to him, what would you say?

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Goodbye, moon man

Save Sup Forums faggot

Rest in peace

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dueces my nigga

no more muslims

Die, you bitch

Please forgive me.

Happy Easter fagget!

No, he died on Wednesday early afternoon and was buried before the annual sabbath which was a Thursday (wednesday sunset). Good Friday is a hoax.

"Jesus, listen up"
Your dad's a real piece of shit. You had to be tortured to death for His arbitrary rules that he fucking made up. And only the people that believe you were were the son of God can be allowed to live everlasting bliss, kissing his asshole. Fuck everyone else.

Check-mate Atheists

God wills it!

Stop delirating dude.

Give me dubs, lord.

Christ almighty

Glory to God

Papa Super Terram

Forgive me Lord

Wanna grabba beer?

Thanks for all the fish

Bring back Snacks.

git gud fam

Stop plagiarising Horus

You on square?

Nigger nigger nigger

Ya done goofed.

Take a shit on my dick you proletarian pinko kike faggot

You Are Meaningless

My poop stinks

Fuck off Jesus

Same

we sin too much :(

Fuck your religion

My sins have been redeemed
And replaced by even more awesome sins

Please forgive me

You're not Jesus

Ba na na

u want succ?

I believe you.

Please come back

Pretty decent storyteller

Get gud faggot.

Allahu Akbar

lemme smash plz

goodnight, sweet prince

i win nigger

Traps aren't gay

Your mother lied... she actually just cheated on your dad Joseph.
Also, three word rules suck.

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See ya Sunday

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youre not real

Action gets results!

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are you god?

That was 4 words :(

Your a bastard

Your passport please?

Just another Mexican.

Make me worthy.

You're not real

>You're not real
Then why are you talking to me?

Moon is rising

kill all niggers

See you soon

Witnessed

I'm a shark

Kel, nice trips

Rice a roni

I'm a shark!

Suck my dick!

I'm a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

I guess Jesus is real

chicken pot pie

may i die? send dubs for yes and singles for no

Jebus lives

Komen

Give me hax.

Dubscetion.

But Jebus was captured by David and turned into Jerusalem, so Jebus is gone.

See ya Sunday.

im gunna eat meat

Every time I look at you
I don't understand
Why you let the things you did
Get so out of hand

You'd have managed better
If you'd had it planned
Now why'd you choose such a backward time
And such a strange land?

If you'd come today
You could have reached the whole nation
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication
Don't you get me wrong

Only want to know

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?

Tell me what you think
About your friends at the top
Now who d'you think besides yourself
Was the pick of the crop?

Buddah was he where it's at?
Is he where you are?
Could Muhammmed move a mountain
Or was that just PR?

Did you mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did you know your messy death
Would be a record breaker?

Tits of gtfo

where are you?

cash me ousside

Make a rock so big you can't move it

Just the Tip!

check my dubs

do it again

"How do you know you're God?"
"Simple. Whenever I prayed to him, I found I was always talking to myself."
youtu.be/meI6f258RKY
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God Is dead

What did he mean by this?

Passion of the Christ two?

jesus died today

Penis Penis Penis

You aren't real

Check these trips

Respawn coming soon

Touch my tendies

Tits or GTFO