Jesus died today. If you could only say three last words to him, what would you say?
Jesus died today. If you could only say three last words to him, what would you say?
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Goodbye, moon man
Save Sup Forums faggot
Rest in peace
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dueces my nigga
no more muslims
Die, you bitch
Please forgive me.
Happy Easter fagget!
No, he died on Wednesday early afternoon and was buried before the annual sabbath which was a Thursday (wednesday sunset). Good Friday is a hoax.
"Jesus, listen up"
Your dad's a real piece of shit. You had to be tortured to death for His arbitrary rules that he fucking made up. And only the people that believe you were were the son of God can be allowed to live everlasting bliss, kissing his asshole. Fuck everyone else.
Check-mate Atheists
God wills it!
Stop delirating dude.
Give me dubs, lord.
Christ almighty
Glory to God
Papa Super Terram
Forgive me Lord
Wanna grabba beer?
Thanks for all the fish
Bring back Snacks.
git gud fam
Stop plagiarising Horus
You on square?
Nigger nigger nigger
Ya done goofed.
Take a shit on my dick you proletarian pinko kike faggot
You Are Meaningless
My poop stinks
Fuck off Jesus
Same
we sin too much :(
Fuck your religion
My sins have been redeemed
And replaced by even more awesome sins
Please forgive me
You're not Jesus
Ba na na
u want succ?
I believe you.
Please come back
Pretty decent storyteller
Get gud faggot.
Allahu Akbar
lemme smash plz
goodnight, sweet prince
i win nigger
Traps aren't gay
Your mother lied... she actually just cheated on your dad Joseph.
Also, three word rules suck.
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See ya Sunday
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youre not real
Action gets results!
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are you god?
That was 4 words :(
Your a bastard
Your passport please?
Just another Mexican.
Make me worthy.
You're not real
>You're not real
Then why are you talking to me?
Moon is rising
kill all niggers
See you soon
Witnessed
I'm a shark
Kel, nice trips
Rice a roni
I'm a shark!
Suck my dick!
I'm a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
I guess Jesus is real
chicken pot pie
may i die? send dubs for yes and singles for no
Jebus lives
Komen
Give me hax.
Dubscetion.
But Jebus was captured by David and turned into Jerusalem, so Jebus is gone.
See ya Sunday.
im gunna eat meat
Every time I look at you
I don't understand
Why you let the things you did
Get so out of hand
You'd have managed better
If you'd had it planned
Now why'd you choose such a backward time
And such a strange land?
If you'd come today
You could have reached the whole nation
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication
Don't you get me wrong
Only want to know
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Tell me what you think
About your friends at the top
Now who d'you think besides yourself
Was the pick of the crop?
Buddah was he where it's at?
Is he where you are?
Could Muhammmed move a mountain
Or was that just PR?
Did you mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did you know your messy death
Would be a record breaker?
Tits of gtfo
where are you?
cash me ousside
Make a rock so big you can't move it
Just the Tip!
check my dubs
do it again
"How do you know you're God?"
"Simple. Whenever I prayed to him, I found I was always talking to myself."
youtu.be
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God Is dead
What did he mean by this?
Passion of the Christ two?
jesus died today
Penis Penis Penis
You aren't real
Check these trips
Respawn coming soon
Touch my tendies
Tits or GTFO