Confess you sex crimes NOW

Confess you sex crimes NOW.

sure thing, FBI

This one time me and my ex banged in a graveyard

I onc did penis related things with another consenting adult.

i prefer sex conducted in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

i masturbated in a forest a bunch of times

I had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

trips hath spoken
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I touched myself once...

One time I gave my self the reach around.

>be me
>be 17 year old beta
>spend most my time outdoors
>begin to develop sexual urges for mother nature
>decide to jerk me dong near a cactus
>as I start to launch pre cum every which way I am floored
> pain runs through my body as I look down
>fuckmedead.gif
>some how managed to ram pokers of the cactus into my urethra.
>scream with the power of a thousand wombats as i nut blood
>feels really bad man

is it illegal to make out with a 16 yo when you are 23?

No i did it when i was 21,
Only illegal if sexual contact like
Oral
Intercourse in vaginal or anal

It's how you look at it, but as much as people want to say its illegal, it isn't if no one knows about it

I looked at a girl and we made eye contact then I looked away quickly

one time at band camp, I banged op's mom

> Be 12
> Horny AF
> Feet fuck my 2yo sister
> Cum all over her feet and little pussy


> Sex in public many times

> Masterbate in public quite regularly


> Rub my dick on any hot friends toothbrushes and other shit if whenever I've had the chance


> Stolen dozens of dirty panties from
> friends
> friends sisters/gfs
> my gfs sister/mom
> my sister
> Sometimes I take them home
> Sometimes I quick fap and bury cum filled panties in bottom of laundry

Sure there's more.

> almost forgot, I think I might of raped an ex too
> Thought she wanted it but later told me she wanted me to stop
> Coulda sworn she was moaning my name
> She claims she was moaning, "user, no..."

This is a little hard to admit, but here goes...

I have been sexually assaulting myself for years... Sometimes even twice in one day. I don't even ask for permission. I just do whatever I want to me whenever I feel like it.

Now before all you moralfags start with the bullshit, I don't care. I'm going to continue doing it whenever I want. In fact, I think I'll do it now. I mean look at me. I'm clearly asking for it.

you're a loser

Touched a girl's tits while she was sleeping once after a party. She woke up and confronted me about it. I apologized profusely.

Now we're housemates and I masturbate to her used panties and use her dildo.

I know...

>Be me
>22ish, maybe a bit older
>Have crazy girlfriend
>Legitimately crazy, it was pretty bad
>Have a party one night
>One of her friends gets so drunk that she passes out
>Girlfriend drags her into our bedroom to sleep it off
>After everyone else has either left or passed out we head to bed
>Girlfriend starts undressing her friend
>wutRUdoing.jpg
>"Touch her pussy! Do it!"
>I tell her I'm not comfortable with it
>Girlfriend is apparently totally comfortable with it
>Starts sucking on her friend
>After a few minutes I give in
>Give her friends pussy a quick kiss
>Fuck my girlfriend on top of her passed out friend
>Pull out and cum on friends tits
>Feel terrible
>Like really really really awful
>Get washcloth and clean her up
>Put a nightshirt on her and go to sleep

The next day I told her what we did and she was a little upset. But eventually it led to a few threesomes and now we've moved past it. I still feel really bad about it. Would not recommend.

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