Music for this feel?
Music for this feel?
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she has a fat ass and a cute face you better fix this mess OP
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OH CAROLINE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why are women so stupid?
Why are girls so fucking retarded?
she's gotta fix herself first, I think. hope she replies but she probably feels mad stupid now.
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>just a joke, nevermind lol
there i fixed it for you faggot
CAUSE I'M GOING TO CAROLINA IN MY MIND
NOT FOR ALL NORTH CAROLINA NOT FOR ALL MY LITTLE WORDS
you probably just confused her more with that last message desu
just say this
CAROLINE
I bet OP is adorable
Weezer
She responded
Well now you sound like an arrogant prick, good job.
post pics
>I'm here to mansplain everything to you, you dumb fucking slut.
ftfy
Who gives a fuck, there's always too much to consider when texting. If you overthink you just end up sounding worse.
i thought that was a pretty good response OP. i thought it sounded friendly and inviting
>I'm here all night
Nah, that's smooth as fuck.
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this
t. virgin
Kek
>mansplain
jajajajajjajaa
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madman post more
Waiting for her to respond desu senpai
Nigga ask her a question or some shit, your last message isn't easy to respond to
How would you respond to "I'm here all night to explain jokes to you"?
Alpha as fuck family
"Could you explain this one on my dick I have for you?"
y-you handsom playa pound me funny
>Is that another joke?
this, i understand you don't want to overthink your response, but just make sure it can keep the conversation going easily
It's easy to be alpha on tinder if you're not completely socially inept. Don't give me too much credit.
That's why she's so eager to respond. Nothing women love more than being told they're stupid and will need jokes explained to them all night.
under rated
wow this is shit chat hahahaha
Yeah op here I think just dug myself into a deeper douchebag hole with the next messages too. Oh well
Wow now you fucked up
fucking normie
mama mia
>that wasn't even a joke too
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fucking kek
No idea how I thought that'd be a good thing to add. Might as well have told her she can't even fucking read.
>(I got jokes too)
abandon ship.
Ween - You Fucked Up
now *this* is the feel one needs music for
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LMAO- Captcha: select all images with a Gas Station
unless caroline's a sperg chaser ur done son
Kek I don't think that was very sperg-like. Just mean.
oh no no no GOD
Ask her if she's heard any good music lately
>opens with a spergy ass line
>WOMEN ARE SO DUMB STUPID CUNTS
Just keep texting her, champ
you blew it
>quadruple message
Uh oh
i kinda get this, like if you were saying this irl you'd say it in a fake sexy voice like "I'm here aaaaaall niiiight to [do thing that isn't sexy at all]" it would still be lame but it could be cute if you said it right...
anyway yeah you're stupid. you have a lot of time to think when you're sending messages like this, think of something better next time
quick start calling her a cunt assert your alpha status
She's dumb for not getting the joke, you fucking retard.
i'm arguing that the joke was so fucking autistic and awful that it wasn't worth getting, which is 100% objectively true
I really couldn't care less about what I say on tinder. I've gotten laid a bunch of times from it, deleted it and now I'm back on it for shits and giggles. I'm not an anxious wreck.
How was that joke any funny to begin with?
>(I got jokes too)
she wouldn't know it's not worth getting unless she got it :^)
youtu.be
only 2012 summerfags will get this
>uses aspergers and autism as insults
>uses "objectively"
grow up, it was such an inoffensive opener.
>no fun
>no fun
>that it wasn't worth getting
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? It's a shitty joke, but you're even more autistic if you're seriously unable to understand it.
No one said it was.
you HAVE to be sexually explicit RIGHT NOW or it is a 0% chance
I don't get it 2010.
Fuck it mane, your only hope is to dress your dick up in a bowtie and ask her what the deal is with airplane food
ya blew it boi
post more plz
RIP OP, you tried
It was a shitty joke and wasn't fitting since he definitely won't be going to caroline after his shitty pick up line
i have a crush on debbie
I unironically made this face reading that
holy fuck OP and it started so smoothly
>mansplain
you were in the clear dude what the fuck
This is ironic right?
Listen to Pinkerton because you're a fucking aspie who can't talk to girls
[spoiler]so am I [/spoiler]
next time just ask her if she is still there.