Sup Sup Forums. drunk

sup Sup Forums. drunk.

ITT you post shit and I'll vocaroo it in my best Patrick Warburton impression

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Literally fucking end your life

thanks user me too

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Please, user. Will love you forever.

Thank you Andy Sixx for allowing me the opportunity to suck a log of shit out of your asshole and use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate me with a retarded human shit baby and then give birth to that retarded human shit baby and suck on its retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby fucking cock until it can't take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my mouth and then spit that cum out and use it as lubricant to finger my asshole with.

that's real good user

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Please mother forgive me for running around in me underoos shouting:

Pad kid poured curd pulled cod. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.

Bump for user's glorious voice

I too am drunk. The chorus of Funs' "We Are Young"

Fuck you it's fun I think

enjoy you fucking degenerate

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

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what is my fucking life

Thank you based OP

"The joke is that I really am Patrick Warburton. I love to get shit faced and browse Sup Forums."

"Fuck off commie faggot kill yourself you fucking nigger cunt bitch cuck nigger"

Anything by Queen

Get the fuck out of here, you are new at being drunk you fucking faggot

thank god finally some oc in this thread

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"i would stuff a hose with 1 metre of barbed wire inside deep down inside my penis hole, pull the hose out leaving the wire, leave it there for 100 days pulling it out 1cm at a time via my arsehole, eat my blood and shit off the wire, shit it out, eat the shit, vomit that up, eat that vomit, shit it out again, mix it in a blender with brocolli and the cheesy yeast from oprah winfrey's pussy with a scabby rash while she was on her period, pour it down my left sinus, drink whatever came out my right sinus, shit that out, smear it on my cock and masturbate to gay midget pterodactyl porn at the same time as i rubbed it on my face, just to order a full cream milk latte with 1 sugar from the same starbucks that a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of her ugliest fattest friend did"

Pretty please OP

closer to the truth than you'd think

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Do the Asian sensations in the pic do porn?

Also, sauce?

You uncultivable bitch. After you're done apologizing to your gynecologist for turning his arms into snakes, I demand an apology of my own.

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Thanks OP love you in Venture Bros.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Please OP
Hey Peter. Youre probably wondering why I'm in your house. I want you to take me, Peter. I want you to penetrate me with your fat cock. Make me your little legless bitch. Bonnie or Lois never have to find out. When you finish you can cum on the wheels to my wheelchair so that when I go down your driveway I lose control and go out into the street where I will be hit by a car. I'll be paralyzed from the neck down and will be helpless to stop you from doing anything to me. Please daddy, make my wishes come true. YEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Afraid I don't know, found this ages ago. Would love to find more but no luck so far.

"It's not rape if we're both crying"

itt: talk in a deep voice and breath heavily in unnecessary places

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shoutouts to the neighbors for not texting me asking me what the fuck's going on (yet)

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Oh right, the poison. The poison for Kusco. The poison chosen specifically for Kusco. Kusco's poison.

DO IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Jesus Christ, Mary mother of Satan's left nipple, it's like my hand is made entirely out of urethras and each and every one is having a red-hot catheter put in and ripped out five times every second. My very being is on fire. My only desire left is for Death himself to bless me with sweet relief

How do I make this my ringtone?

You are a fucking god
>Im actually starting to think your the real Patrick Warburton

>download as mp3 on vocaroo

Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szeschuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that Mcnugget sauce. I want that Mulan Mcnugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes nine seasons. I want my Mcnugget dipping sauce Szeschuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szeschuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Morty. I want that Mcnugget sauce Morty.

at least get the quote right you fucking pleb

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Yeah he even knows you got the quote wrong, the evidence is piling up. This is really Patrick Warburton.

I knew i fucked something up

I'm tired of smelling nigger trees in my niggering nig nigga house my niggy.

bet you can't hear the exact moment where I accidentally derailed this quote and subsequently stopped giving a fuck

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it's not gay if we're we're the same gender

I want you to go to the other voaroo thread and say the following: Fuck off OP. This is my board and I am the undisputed king.

You legend

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y'all niggas need patrick

I want to thank both of you.

I hear the resemblance.

That was really actually really very really quite really

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Good

FUCKING KEK

Somebody needs to animate the accompanying R34 for this

oops missed you

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Red Pepper.....is....THE....BEST PEPPER!

Sayit Kindo slaw please until you reach "BEST PEPPER"

gran autismo 3: a-spectrum

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>tfw when my copy of Gran Turismo 3 for ps2 was right next to me when looking at this post

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kek good shit op

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.

fuck it we going all night

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Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.

fuck need some Cane's now
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Good morning USA,

I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day,

The sun in the sky has a smile on his face,

And he's shining a salute to the American race,

Oh boy it's swell to say, Good morning USA!

Have you heard of the high elves?
*bite noise*
BLERGH
hnnnnnhhhhh...

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

"Hey Peter. I just paid $40 for this? Did I get ripped off?"

This thread needs bump and this op needs a fresh pepe

i can tell its an impression, with sexual suggestions to emphasis the humor, and i think its from family guy or american dad or some related griffin cartoon but i dont really find it that humorous?
am i doomed, discuss?

"Would you fuck me, Philip?"

holy shit, you are really good!