Hey Sup Forumsros, I need to increase my height. What do i do?

Hey Sup Forumsros, I need to increase my height. What do i do?

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Wear high heels

stretch, have a good diet, pray, and don't fap

you got this

You need to get taller, my friend.

Is it permanent?

The only real answer is leg lengthening surgery.

Be prepared to spend around $200,000 USD for top quality care. You can also get the surgery done in Europe for significantly less like $50,000

Sounds scary as fuck

its hardcore

Has anyone tried it?

of course

the more you stretch the taller you get - it's a known thing

having a good diet also comes into play. if you start eating shitty again...well yeah you're gonna shrink

if you pray well that's kinda like the placebo effect but in real life. it actually helps cause if you don't have a being to look "up" too you'll never "grow". so imo praying is the most important one cause the only people who have ever seen results were very very christian.

no fapping is the 2nd biggest one. after 17 days your penis will increase in volume but only by maybe 4%. you'll have to keep this up for a while because you build a lot more blood for the human body by not fapping & getting more boners. it increases circulation, so more oxygen is getting to your blood thus creating a higher white cell count


seriously if you do those things you should be about 4-5 inches taller in 2 years

Well, you can visit the International Space Station for a year.

businessinsider.com/why-scott-kelly-got-taller-in-space-2016-3

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Tie your feet to a chinup bar and a weight around your neck and hang like that for a few hours a day.Should notice an improvement in a couple of weeks.

...trips of truth? checc'd

Yes its been done successfully many times already

see a chiropractor

>break your legs
>brace them together too far apart on purpose
>let heal
>break legs
>brace them too far apart
>let heal
>break legs
>brace them apart
>let heal
>etc

What kind of stretching do you recommend?

wear stilletos bro

Multiple studies show that human male semen has properties that allow a fully grown adult to gain height.
Suck dick OP and swallow.

an hero

what kind of studies?

ah yes i heard about this study as well

OP can confirm. sucked dick and grew about an inch after 6 months

had to suck it every day tho :/

I'm glad you asked


Both legs out, knees together, toes up, tension throughout

an hour a day - everyday for the next 2 years

you're also going to want to add ankle weights after a few months

Scholarly peer reviewed ones. The kind you should follow

Sounds Gay

....OP you're not this dumb r u

well of course it's gay - someone is trying to do something about their HEIGHT

This doesnt work. You cannot increase your height by stretching. You can only increase your posture

If you lose a bunch of weight and get really skinny, you'll look taller.

Move to Asia, where everybody else is fun-sized too.

be less beta.

Be a trap. Wear 6" heels. Problem solved.

New hairstyle time.

>implying OP hasn't sucked 40+ dicks daily

Pic related. It's OP when he hasn't sucked a dick in 15 minutes

I want to increase my height not change my career

>I want to increase my height not change my career

If you are 12years old or less you should wait for it to happen. If not, you can’t

edgy

Take a rope and tie it around your neck, then find something sturdy on the ceiling, then kick that chair out from under you and let gravity make you taller, remember the higher up you are the taller you will get

I read "stretch and have a dr pepper"
Solid advice 8/10

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Go to space for a couple months. Spinal decompression will give you a couple inches

Lol

Have you tried it?

vacation in space every summer

Don't listen to any of these fools OP, you're looking at this all the wrong way...it's all a matter of perspective. The only guaranteed way to make yourself taller is by surrounding yourself with manlets shorter than yourself. Dump all your tall friends and only roll with short fucks and you will always be the tallest.

Would i be here today if i had? Youre not a bright one

kill yourself and hope you RNG reborn as a tall guy

This. Manlets should kill themselves