MOTD

Bournemouth v Liverpool
Everton v United

wh....where is everyone?

Wasn't sure if this thread was gonna get made

thanks la

Liverpool plastics won't be here, United customers probably won't show either so it leaves the small minority of non bandwagon fans

Here now

Is this the /britsp/ thread?

Can't believe that United match is on last. This is unacceptable, who wants to watch two small times like Bournemouth/ Liverpool. They should always run the order of matches by the biggest clubs.

I'm literally shaking right now.

THIS

A small sanctuary in the hovel of all the handegg threads

I'm here representing the ABU and ABL camp.

I turned the Bou/Liv game off at 0-2, regretful tbqh

I am an ABL

boruc really is a terrible keeper

record it and watch it in reverse

>no swansea

not worth watching

>ABL

Why do so many people hate based Leicester?

Who the hell is in goal for :Liverpool?

My uncle was being a smug fuck cause he cashed out on liverpool to win 4-1 at 3-1 then bet on bournemouth to win. Got £60 out of a couple of quid

any links? first row doesn't work for me...

True. Had a great laugh watching you ship 5 goals yesterday!

Another Bundesliga meme that can't hack it in the based PL

Would've worked if Leicester actually played today.

not this man

hahaha XD XD

Who /JohnnyForeigner/ here?

3-1 we have this

been waiting all day to see the game

I imagine he must have been incredibly pissed off at that GLT decision

Why? Won 2 bets instead of one

too fucking easy la

SWANSEA TILL I DIE

I can't read apparently

BLOODY ELL LADS

TECHNOLOGY

This keeper is making me laugh so much.

absolute fucking joke how bournemouth will outsurvive swansea

Unreal finish from Cook.

now that you've accepted relegation, can you please sell gylfi in january

'no'

haha your teams shit

>kloyes

Chelsea's Brave Nathan Ake

if you said that irl I would fucking chin you.

agent ake

Gylfi is better than Lamela I wish we had kept him

>Liverpool will wonder how they let this one slip away

Oh you

>the absolute state of Liverpool Football Club

haha your teams still shit

If only your team showed that much passion. It was like watching a rape yesterday.

Fucking hell, missed the match earlier and missed the last five minutes of the highlights because I had to help my mum bring in the Iceland delivery.

Who gets Iceland deliveries at 20 to 11?

stocking up for crimbo already la?

>The state of the de jure duchy of liverpoop

>people replying to the manlet making me read his posts

Cheapest slot between 10 and 11, also the most practical for us.

>Troy 'mong' Deeney
still better than Chris Sutton

Gylfi and Jói Berg handle all Iceland deliveries

corners and fks and such

and you've seen your fair share in your homeland? Right Antogo?

Fair enough pal

Euro flashbacks

Are you talking about 190 or one of the other trips? Just block his trip and have forced user for the rest on Sup Forums X. Problem solved.

good post

Have his trip blocked, it's just when I read what people are replying to that I end up seeing them.

He's sounding very petulant

>"If harry kane did that we'd be going mental"
the phrase usually involves some good player, most of the time, Messi

Kane is pretty good for someone with a sub-50 IQ tbf

We all know who's winning this GOTM

Still haven't watched the savannah episode of planet earth how was it?

Is Jenas unironically best-spoken black pundit on MotD?

Wow, imagine being this poor, not only shopping at Iceland, but having to wait until near 11pm at night to get it delivered

>Manure
>Liverplop

He's the only former player who doesn't rely on cliches or a stupid accent. MOTD lineup is fucking trash these days chappers is the only decent one

goal 4 (watford) was the best goal

>That pedro curler

I don't think that's very fair mate, to take the piss out of someone for being poor is in bad taste.

I miss Colin

Turning this off when Fellaini gets subbed on 2bh

How does a retard like Jenas get punditry work FFS?

Pretty good, some good bits but personally I don't think it was as good as the otheres because Lions and all the obvious grassland animals have been done to death on previous documentaries

what a beaut

>Mata tap in to an open goal somehow makes its way into a goal of the month clip

He's got a bit of a middle class and educated air to him, which is very rare for a footballer. I think he just sounds good because standards are so low.

>Jenas is of mixed Afro-Caribbean and English descent.[29] His father Dennis was born with the surname Genas but had it changed by deed-poll as he wanted the initials "D. J.".

lol

but thats when it gets good

What a cunt you are

Father definitely not middle class and educated

get over yourself Nathaniel

>This isn't even the best highlights show Chappers is involved in

Handegg can be a bit shitty but MotD 2 could learn from the NFL show's light-heartedness

and the supermarket people still deny having any negative impact on the image of our country

lel...

most of what he says is fine, but it really annoys me when grammar goes out the window, seemingly on purpose

chalobah?

I voted for Hazard's goal, the only one that had any real skill to it tbqh

Iceland sell Greggs sausage rolls, get off your high horse cunt

Where's Iron Mike these days?

>no rojo red
>no ibra red
>jose will probably still say something about the obvious pen

he legit beat nobody?

what are you on?

he said he didn't see any of the incidents in the post match presser

The ref was shite for both sides in fairness, Barry should have got like 3 yellows

Would be surprised if Ibra wasn't invesitaged
Rojo can't be though

>tfw i just realised i paused motd. was wondering why everyone was talking about united.

Is Iceland supposed to be very cheap then?

We don't even have any near here.

vote for pedro

Him and Nat Coombs are on the 5 live match commentary every week. I thought I'd miss them but these 3 have improved massively.

Do you even have Greggs?

that's just barry every game though

kicks his face on purpose, but that can't really be proven

more false advertising.. our country is extremely expensive and tourists are very dissatisfied with the prices here

fuck off you casual

>Its another silent Jose tantrum episode