said the rabbit.
Said the rabbit
Elaborated the lemming
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spaketh the pelican
Claimed the chinquilla
Demanded the trash.
announced the Army Ant
Asserted the cube
shouted the Dragon
Berated the locust
insisted the Horse.
Commanded the aardvark
Wut is going on here?
ANNOUNCED THE SURROGATE
proclaimed the cactus.
Whispered the dove
mumbled the giraffe.
Clamored the bass
Declared the Clothes Iron
Berated the toaster
howled the antelope
Is this supposed to be funny?
roared the Gas Pump.
Screeched the fruit bat
Spat the Chopped Liver.
Uttered the salsa.
Denied the wine
sang the alligator.
Reiterated the tortoise
lamented the Soap.
Croaked the bowl
Prattled the grill
explained the scissors
blurted the tape
Muttered the spoon
whined the salt shaker.
Roared the faggot
kek
Screeched the autist