What's the real reason you smoke weed?

What's the real reason you smoke weed?

To get high

Because schitzophorenia meds are expensive and make me feel like absolute garbage

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kys op

to fight potential depression due to the burden of existence in this stupid pointless world

This

Plus why not? Give me a reason to not smoke weed user?

>I get violent on alcohol

I worked my entire childhood away literally with 12 and 16 hour days not including the hour ride to and from work because people cannot grasp a skill that most use every day "driving"

Many more reasons but there is my second reason the first is because I like it

i dont anymore
but the reason i ever did any drug is either

a. its addictive
b. it made me feel good

You are literally the biggest fu*cking f*ggot on this forum. Not only because you're clearly a homosexual, but because you're a homosexual in denial. As a dude, you only have two options: be straight and f*ck females exclusively, be a phaggot and f*ck dudes and trannies. You clearly chose option #2. There's no if, ands, or buts about it, you're gay. You can't say "I wanted to try something new", because that makes no sense at all. If you're a straight male, you don't want to have any sexual experiences with anything other than a female (note: a "female" is a female that was *born* a female, not a dude that fukking transformed into one. That's just what it is, a dude).

I don't care if the tranny you boned had the most magnificent ass, face, or whatever. The fact of the matter is that deep down inside, it was a male, with XY chromosomes. Not XX. You phukked a dude. Doesn't matter how "pretty" the phaggot was, or any of that. Two homosexuals had sex on the day you decided to visit that phaggot trannysexual kunt's house. And you were one of them. Accept your f*cking phaggotry and don't call yourself straight ever again, because you're not, f*ggot. Would neg you IRL.

That is all.

oh or both a and b

case in point: I'm drunk right now

calms me down. i have a hot temper.

also to just be high. everything that sucks, doesnt suck as much when youre high.

To avoid burning out because of my 10+ hour, 6+days a week job.

I used to smoke it because I was bored and didn't give a shit about my immediate future. Now that I'm trying to start my career and stay busy, I have no urges to smoke anymore.

So I can sleep at night since I thrash and turn in the night. Sometimes I end up with a pulled muscle in my back. However after I smoke a little and lay down I wake up in the same position I passed out in.

Didn't read

because life is boring

Used to smoke because I was depressed and considered it self medicating. Got a decent job that prevented me from smoking so I quit.

bcuz i like getting high

try GBL/GHB then faggot

dubs are nice

Cause it has less calories than booze.. and doesn't fuck you up like speed

To cure my raging autism

>bcuz i like getting high
/thread

because I helps me not feel so anxious and quiet in social situations.

I started out thinking it was the party animal thing to do, then i stopped.

I had a frustrating night afte rmonths of not smoking and took a toke to calm down. Really found myself
in the middle of the stress and since then it slowly grew to an every day thing.

Why does weed give me chest pains? All 3 times its given chest pains. BTW Im not fat, im rather skinny.

Low key this

Everyone needs something to help ease there lives.

Got old enough to realise that every adult on earth is just a kid who dresses better and doesn't eat random debris. Then realised no one knows wtf this whole 'existence' thing is all about. Then stopped taking anything seriously. Then started doing drugs and everything is immediately 100% better. Stop giving fucks and start doing drugs.

what do you mean user? you were a driving instructor as a child?

to calme down, too busy when not smoking and i hate medicines so i use weed against my scoliosis

In my experience, every single person i've ever met that habitually smokes jazz cabbage has been a complete utter failure of a human being and an absolute loser. Their only asperations were to smoke weed and if they had a job it was only so they could buy more weed.

It makes me feel good and relaxes me enough so I can sleep easier. Without it, it can take up to 3 hours to fall asleep. Pretty shit.
I don't smoke during the day though, I try not to be a potato most of the time

Pretty much the only medication that eases my depression. Occasionally allows me to get creative as well.

Gotta learn to smoke it better, though. I chow through that shit.

To keep myself from eating a bullet

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>What's the real reason you smoke weed?
Because I'm an alcoholic.
>I've never gone to jail because I was stoned.
There is nothing wrong with weed and it's not addictive.

see a doctor dummy

escape. too old to keep doing salvia/dmt/acid/shrooms.

Richard Branson made enough money to buy a whole island full of weed

you are retarded.

Says the faggot rotting his brain with weed lol

It's much better than rewatching tng or lost sober.

To expand my consciousness and to free my mind.
Also as medicine for basically everything.

also...

positives
neg
^ (asthma?)

Wrong, every weak-ass addictive personality faggot you have met is a screw up... the weed has very little to do with that. Could easily have been alcoholism or full blown heroine addiction instead.

I don't, because i cant get any. I used to because it is the only thing that prevents migraines. I was depressed, so i used it to make me feel ok for a couple hours when everything wasn't ok. then lost my hookups and it drove me to drink.
i drank like a fish, i missed out on so many things. 3 months sober now, and all i will ever touch again is ganja, i never had issues with the occasional toke. Alcohol should be illegal.

To stop thinking. My head is always full of thoughts and ideas, stupid shit that would never happen etc. It gets so bad sometimes I can't sleep. Weed helps my mind clear.

When I first got high 8ish years ago and I could actually just sit there, not really thinking anything....it was the best feeling I've ever felt.

>2017
>still buys into 70's propaganda
>melts brain
>mfw

That just means you're surrounded by dumb unmotivated people. Like yourself.

I used to be a bitch like this user. Then I realized those people had always been unmotivated and also did way more drugs than just weed.

They didn't become weak ass faggots until they started smoking. Weed turns you into a lazy fucking loser. I bet most of the people with depression in this thread never stopped to think "woah hey maybe this mind altering substance I've been ingesting into my body isn't actually helping me".

Weed makes you stupid dumdum

Who said I'm surrounded by these people? What purpose would I have to spend my time with lazy fuckheads who do nothing but smoke all day everyday?

I smoked almost every day for the past 12 years. About 2 weeks ago I quit.

One day you will probably wake up and wonder what happened to you, and how you got where you are. But then you'll toke, and forget about it.

Several years down the road that same feeling might come back. Like something is wrong, or you're missing something, or you're life is empty. It'll be a crutch for a lot of things at that point. Food. Sex. Leisure time. Something you do at home, before bed something you plan your life around.

And that's when you'll realize, it felt so good, it seemed so simple, it wasn't supposed to be harmful it wasn't as bad as those other things. You'll end up laying there, on the floor, and then you'll walk the dinosaur.

PTSD. Back the fuck off.

Glaucoma

It helps me to fall asleep
This is why I only smoke weed right before I go to bed

This is some low quality bait

really good orgasms

also sleep

Lol mad bro. THC is admittedly a temporary solution to most problems. But I've been smoking for over 20 years at least once a day after work and I'm about to become CEO of my catering firm. So I tend to agree with the people saying it's not a brain melting, social suicide drug. Most just use it like beers, except it's healthy as fuck by comparison.

I feel clarity and a rush of calm, which is great because I've had a shitty temper most of my life.

greatness

i don't
only betas need help to feel good on a day to day basis

I just think anyone who relies on a substance to find some sort of escape from reality is a weak willed faggot.

>schizophrenia
>marijuana

LMFAO you don't have schizophrenia
jesus fucking christ what a stupid thing to say
yeah smoke weed it stops my psychosis
kill yourself

I was 100% straight edge before I turned 18, didn't even smoke a cigar after High School graduation. Within 3 months of my first year at college I start drinking every day and attempt suicide. I was then straight edge for another year, I was angry all the time, kept listening to shitty punk music, and was an anti social virgin tard with no friends who lived with his mom at 19. Then one day I decide out of the blue that I want to smoke weed and watch Scooby Doo 2 Monsters unleashed so I reach out to some old HS people I knew on Th, found a dealer and bought my first shitty gram. Once i smoke I'm clam, friendly, happy, and even want to go out and be social after the movie total personality 180. Now 5 stoned years later I have my own place, several friends, perform in the city, and regularly bang chubby stoner chicks and then never call them again. So that's why I smoke.

Also getting high is fun so that's a big part of it too.

good for you. some people like to escape because its fun. life is meaningless unless you enjoy it, better they smoke and become creative, than be some boring cunt judging other faggots on the internet.

>because I helps me not feel so anxious and quiet in social situations.

And it gives me almost similar feel as im dreaming, Not worry about actual shits around me, just enjoying day. If I could have easier access to weed I would smoke it all day.

Only partake rarely, but my favourite effect is how it changes your perception of music
Acid is more fun

You need some smarter friends.

In my experience, people use weed for a range of reasons. Some get high to unwind, some to escape their issues.

Point is, a lazy person will stay a lazy person on weed, a motivated guy won't lose all his joie de vivre by smoking.

If you're getting nowhere in life, smoking won't help you, but you were probably headed nowhere anyway

Sometimes weed is good option to have break in this rat race and think about everything, chill and realise money is not everything.

tl.dr many people have valid reasons for it but also it's just fun and harmless by comparison (probably not the best for teenagers though)
/thread

holy shit is this bait or are you just this dense?

also fuck longer;(?)

That's how i use it.

If smoking is your first thing to do in the morning, it might become an issue. If you use it like other ways of relaxing after a days work, it won't become anything more.

>stops me thinking obsessively of most recent breakup
>stops me thinking obsessively about abusive past
>feels good
>relaxing
>social crutch
>habit-forming

At this point to feel normal. I feel bad without it.
I'm a abuse user.

I have mania, and have refused to take medication for it because it turned me into a fucking moron.

I smoke pot to calm my brain down when I have nothing else to do. It narrows my thoughts a bit and lets me focus on vidya or whatever else.

My brain is a very hectic place when left to its own devices.

Escape through drugs or escape through varying forms of success in our world? No matter what way you look at it were all trying to escape. And life has no real deeper meaning so why get upset over another person's choices?

"Like many of the plants that mankind has found particular useful as medicine, Cannabis was seeded here on Earth. Planted, for mankind’s benefit." - ZetaTalk

another dudebro who thinks having muscles makes him an alpha, when in fact being an american citizen means you are required to maintain and be a part of the Alpha force during a time of war. Everyone who signs up can become part of Bravo or Charlie, but everyone else is Alpha. Alpha's only significance is that it is a military designation of the general population of citizenry, and means that you are subject to the rules and regulations of the United States Army during a time of war.

Me? I'm Delta. I've held a general contract with the United States Government since 1990. All elected congressmen, senators, appointed judges, elected officials, and Generals are considered a part of the Delta force.

I killed mountain lions at the age of 3. I was once kidnapped and beat to death, whereupon I came back to life as my body was dumped into the ocean and swallowed by a great white shark. I killed the shark from the inside out within minutes of being legally dead. I've smoked pot off and on since I was 13 years old, and no one will ever convince me that it's wrong or that it makes me weak.

>Dudes and trannys
>Weed and cannabis

Cuz Im a sociopatch who just wants to catch up with the others social, its like my powers it makes me talkative and happy and socially active. Thats why

Hey how are your 18 years old treating you?

I'm guessing thay sample size is low. I'm pushing 40, work in the arts, and about half of the most successful people I know -- including a few with names you'd recognize -- are at least casual weed users. What you're saying just isn't true at all.

Sociopath != shy, kid.

Helps me eat, sleep, and not want to fucking hurt people.
Alcohol doesn't help me there at all.

weed stops epilepsy.............. moron.

Tell me more about the alpha life, weekend rando on Sup Forums.

>rrounded by dumb
I feel great mostly, but weed occasionally is a fun recreational activity.

Wait, this is my post, why did it add that sentence to my reply??

I have a nerve disease anxiety and depression it helps

I think people who rely on vidya, porn, Sup Forums and animes to escape from reality are the way worse than the odd pot puffer.

Bcuz it makes me look cool as a motherfucker, bcuz only cool motherfuckers smoke weed. BLaze it 420!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epilepsy =/= schizophrenia nor psychosis

Even if it helped epilepsy (what evidence do you have?) it can still have negative effects in other neurological illnesses. The evidence for inducing psychotic events and causing schizophrenia is mounting all the time.

Nature isn't black and white, son.

>baiting this hard

I dont.

I treat my ADHD with it

Because it's super fun, safe, and makes sex with my wife mind-blowingly awesome. Enjoy your hangovers, booze hounds!

Playing video games is more fun high

>ITT NEETs tell us the 'devil's lettuce is killing motivation.'